Jump to content
SingaporeBikes.com Telegram Now LIVE! Join NOW for the Last Reviews, News, Promotions & Offers in Singapore! ×

  • Join SingaporeBikes.com today! Where Singapore Bikers Unite!

    Thank you for visiting SingaporeBikes.com - the largest website in Singapore dedicated to all things related to motorcycles and biking in general.

    Join us today as a member to enjoy all the features of the website for FREE such as:

    Registering is free and takes less than 30 seconds! Join us today to share information, discuss about your modifications, and ask questions about your bike in general.

    Thank you for being a part of SingaporeBikes.com!

Esr (2005-2007)

Royston46

By Royston46
in Naked/Street Bikes

 Share

Recommended Posts

chiaki Newbie

chiaki

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 06:59 PM

Orhnnnn!!!

 

Scold bad word!!!

 

:nono:

NBZ~ u dunno han yu pin yin de meh.......??!! :sian:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/8/8f/Laserrave.gif

 

FROZEN...

  • Replies 57.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Bluesky

    5609

  • Royston46

    4100

  • Magnet

    3151

  • draught

    3044

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Posted Images

Guest Chilli01

Guest Chilli01

Posted
Posted

liewz rico play cheat...haha...

royong Newbie

royong

Posted
Posted

Chain Letter Guaranteed to Satisfy

 

At last - decent chain letter as opposed to the normal and stupid chain letters or pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this email to six (6) of your mates or work colleagues.

 

INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.

Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women will be at least:

- 0.5 miss worlds

- 2.5 models

- 463 wild nymphos

- 3,234 good-looking nymphos

- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms

- 41,743 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

 

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.

 

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!

No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!

 

PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

 

PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

Guest XBOX80

Guest XBOX80

Posted
Posted

eh rico play cheat 1....... :faint:

Guest Chilli01

Guest Chilli01

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by princess_chiaki@May 18 2006, 07:01 PM

u all must encourage him more.... me and beloved kept telling juz now that he must declare his love to her~ coz girls will always like to hear stuffs like that de mah.....

 

then he kept saying "she knows, she knows" machiam like no need to say de lor..... :nono:

 

 

make him take action or he'll get into jialat jialat if she decides to start "acting blur" ah~!~!~! :giddy:

ya man....dats true...:smile:

chiaki Newbie

chiaki

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 07:04 PM

NB! Rico damn kiasu loh!!!

now that really reminds me of a kee siow hamster running on the wheel thingy......... :giddy:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/8/8f/Laserrave.gif

 

FROZEN...

RiCo12 Newbie

RiCo12

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 07:04 PM

NB! Rico damn kiasu loh!!!

 

Give you lah! Page Chee Bai!!!

 

Wahahahaha! :lol:

aiya~ accidentally press too much times mah.. well u know the forum is like kinda lagging so din know my post was up or not mah. :D wahahaha... :lol:

royong Newbie

royong

Posted
Posted

What do you call a Deer with no eyes? . . . No Idea

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? . . . Still no idea

 

What do you call a dog with no legs? . . . Doesn't matter because it isn't gonna come when you call it

chiaki Newbie

chiaki

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by Chilli01@May 18 2006, 07:05 PM

ya man....dats true...:smile:

:lovestruck: darling oso agree..... :shy:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/8/8f/Laserrave.gif

 

FROZEN...

royong Newbie

royong

Posted
Posted

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

 

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

 

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

 

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" Asked the driver.

 

"About a gallon." Replied the man

Royston46 Newbie

Royston46

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Originally posted by princess_chiaki@May 18 2006, 07:03 PM

NBZ~ u dunno han yu pin yin de meh.......??!! :sian:

Ya loh, I fail chinese one, you don't know meh?!?

 

:cheeky:

 

Chicken Pie or Chicken Chop in chinese, I can scold bad word one loh also!

 

Wahahahaha! :lol:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

chiaki Newbie

chiaki

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 07:07 PM

Ya loh, I fail chinese one, you don't know meh?!?

 

:cheeky:

am i supposed to know such things....??!! :sian:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/8/8f/Laserrave.gif

 

FROZEN...

Royston46 Newbie

Royston46

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Originally posted by royong@May 18 2006, 07:07 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

 

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

 

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

 

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" Asked the driver.

 

"About a gallon." Replied the man

Hahahaha! :lol:

 

:thumb:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

Royston46 Newbie

Royston46

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Originally posted by princess_chiaki@May 18 2006, 07:01 PM

u all must encourage him more.... me and beloved kept telling juz now that he must declare his love to her~ coz girls will always like to hear stuffs like that de mah.....

 

then he kept saying "she knows, she knows" machiam like no need to say de lor..... :nono:

 

 

make him take action or he'll get into jialat jialat if she decides to start "acting blur" ah~!~!~! :giddy:

I once sang a self-written song to her over the phone...

 

And she say nice...

 

So she knows one, OK?

 

The most the next time I sing to her in person loh, say the song is for her de...

 

But I shy leh...

 

:shy:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

RiCo12 Newbie

RiCo12

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by Chilli01@May 18 2006, 07:04 PM

liewz rico play cheat...haha...

haha.... accidentally press too many times lah.. :sweat:

ArSenZ Newbie

ArSenZ

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by princess_chiaki@May 18 2006, 07:01 PM

u all must encourage him more.... me and beloved kept telling juz now that he must declare his love to her~ coz girls will always like to hear stuffs like that de mah.....

 

then he kept saying "she knows, she knows" machiam like no need to say de lor..... :nono:

 

 

make him take action or he'll get into jialat jialat if she decides to start "acting blur" ah~!~!~! :giddy:

hmmm boss. you got express your feelings to her one not? or just assume that she knows?

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f64/arsenz/Signature2.jpg
ArSenZ Newbie

ArSenZ

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by RiCo12@May 18 2006, 07:02 PM

cfm is me liao lah!!! page 700!!!

kaoz... you guys very bo liao ah....

 

:faint:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f64/arsenz/Signature2.jpg
ArSenZ Newbie

ArSenZ

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 07:14 PM

I once sang a self-written song to her over the phone...

 

And she say nice...

 

So she knows one, OK?

 

The most the next time I sing to her in person loh, say the song is for her de...

 

But I shy leh...

 

:shy:

hmm what's the content of the song?

 

:confused:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f64/arsenz/Signature2.jpg
whisk Newbie

whisk

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by princess_chiaki@May 18 2006, 07:09 PM

am i supposed to know such things....??!! :sian:

haha... actually hor.. after reading so many post from u 2 hor... eh.. i kinda feel that u 2 kinda compatible leh... hehehe

 

i noe after saying this i will get :gun: down 1... but wat the heck... true mah... hehehe

 

who second to this?

Guest XBOX80

Guest XBOX80

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by Chilli01@May 18 2006, 07:05 PM

ya man....dats true...:smile:

:smile: yeah i agree also....... ah im naked..... sh*t....... :faint:

AshBlack Newbie

AshBlack

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 05:33 PM

My PJ is those uncle kind one loh.... stripped pattern one...

 

:cheeky:

 

Together with a sleeping cap with a fluffy ball at the end one...

 

:D

Harry potter fetish?! :giddy:

Guest Chilli01

Guest Chilli01

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 18 2006, 07:14 PM

I once sang a self-written song to her over the phone...

 

And she say nice...

 

So she knows one, OK?

 

The most the next time I sing to her in person loh, say the song is for her de...

 

But I shy leh...

 

:shy:

dat is so sweet!

 

but yes wanna do, do everything...dun half half leh..hahah....if u add on the song

 

is for her, i think she will melt lor....:lovestruck:

kOpi_jaC Newbie

kOpi_jaC

Posted
Posted

nice pic there xbox~~~ llol

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i120/Namee30/MetalSlug1.gif http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i120/Namee30/2505572364771cf7370558.gif

 

 

 

One life ~~ One love ~~ One United.

ε(â—̃•̃)з Ù©(à¹à¹)Û¶ Ù©(â—̃•̃)Û¶

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • DAIS_ShellBAU2024_Motorcycle_SingaporeBikesBanner_300x250.jpg

     
×
×
  • Create New...