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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Jun 28 2006, 11:56 AM

TLK>> Semoga pagi awk lebih ceria dari smlm.. :smooch:

ceria pun tak ceria sangat..... :sweat:

 

tapi kan ader orang yang bole buat kita seceria semalam :lovestruck:

 

alamak, aku TERmepek lagi la :slapforehead:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

IcE_ChicK Newbie

IcE_ChicK

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TLK>> :giddy:

 

 

Sesungguhnyer... :weep:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sesungguhnyer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kite Lapar!!! :cry:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a392/Ice_Chick/evil.jpg

Good or Evil?! Evil or Good?! i RealLy caNt deCidE!!

UurRRmmmm.. nEithEr one tHen!

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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lapar eh? gi lah pantry dan buat Koko'Ot! :lol: :lol:

 

cepat...cepat...kita distract awak peh boss dulu, k? :D

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

IcE_ChicK Newbie

IcE_ChicK

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:lol:

 

Juz For Laughter, ok!!!

 

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

 

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

 

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

 

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

 

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja

luarannya)...

 

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

 

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

 

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a392/Ice_Chick/evil.jpg

Good or Evil?! Evil or Good?! i RealLy caNt deCidE!!

UurRRmmmm.. nEithEr one tHen!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/7c437b96.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5bbbe869.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/7c7488cf.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/984648db.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5bbbe869.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5573f761.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/7c437b96.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5bbbe869.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gif

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IcE_ChicK Newbie

IcE_ChicK

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TLK> koko'ot lagik??! :faint: masih jelak arh..

ekekekek..

 

 

CBNgai>> kite sker mangga.. awk nanak bagi kite satu ke? :weep:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a392/Ice_Chick/evil.jpg

Good or Evil?! Evil or Good?! i RealLy caNt deCidE!!

UurRRmmmm.. nEithEr one tHen!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/7c437b96.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5bbbe869.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/7c7488cf.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/984648db.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5bbbe869.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5573f761.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/7c437b96.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/5bbbe869.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gif

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Intensely Cute Entity Crying Helplessly In Crushed Karma

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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:cry:

 

 

:weep:

 

 

:cheeky:

 

 

:mad:

 

 

:giddy:

 

 

:sweat:

 

 

:sian:

 

 

:lovestruck:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

syafiq Newbie

syafiq

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slmt tgh hari!!

 

smuer ader baik??

idop ganja! Jual Ganja ada lesen, jual Candu ada lesen, Jual Belacan takda lesen!

http://augustaracing.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/nsr150sp.jpg

IcE_ChicK Newbie

IcE_ChicK

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FifiQ>> kite baik.. :smile:

 

awk baik?? :?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a392/Ice_Chick/evil.jpg

Good or Evil?! Evil or Good?! i RealLy caNt deCidE!!

UurRRmmmm.. nEithEr one tHen!

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Intensely Cute Entity Crying Helplessly In Crushed Karma

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Idop Ganja >> gue kurang baik ah. lu ader ganja extra tak? sakit nya tak tertahan la, boi :giddy:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

syafiq Newbie

syafiq

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chick>> baik2 baik baik

 

TLK>> blom masok stock baru...hahah

idop ganja! Jual Ganja ada lesen, jual Candu ada lesen, Jual Belacan takda lesen!

http://augustaracing.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/nsr150sp.jpg

FernandoLumTorres Newbie

FernandoLumTorres

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Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Jun 28 2006, 12:41 PM

:lol:

 

Juz For Laughter, ok!!!

 

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

 

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

 

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

 

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

 

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja

luarannya)...

 

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

 

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

 

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...

 

Ni selalu org ckp kat kita sei dulu... agree2 hehe :p :sweat:

 

skrg:

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

 

kita sedih tauuuu..

 

ape yang aku merepek ni.

On a brink of sanity! :angry:

metal.rooster Newbie

metal.rooster

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helo semua....lama betul tak main post post. my best friend and colleague tau tau jer mintak nak quit lah. so, kerja dia kena humban kat kita. so sibok nak mampos *ayam tercungap-cungap* blergh....

 

TLK>> brader ayam, hopefully u are doing okay....

***to the stars on the wings of a pig***

metal.rooster Newbie

metal.rooster

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by the way, that nite hantar motor kat rosli best lah. my motor lancar sungguh.

 

dia kata my bike valve might be leaking. so, my RPM macam giler giler....jap laju jap lembab. abeh dia kata suruh taruk 2-3 caps of 2T to lubricate the valves.

pasal dia kata valves kering.

 

so, how often can i do this? kita tak paham sangat....

 

rosli didnt say anything else, so i assume i can ride my bike to Kota Tinggi. So how? Safe ke tak ni? kita tatooooot........... :help: :confused:

***to the stars on the wings of a pig***

DaBonz Newbie

DaBonz

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by metal.rooster@Jun 28 2006, 03:05 PM

by the way, that nite hantar motor kat rosli best lah. my motor lancar sungguh.

 

dia kata my bike valve might be leaking. so, my RPM macam giler giler....jap laju jap lembab. abeh dia kata suruh taruk 2-3 caps of 2T to lubricate the valves.

pasal dia kata valves kering.

 

so, how often can i do this? kita tak paham sangat....

 

rosli didnt say anything else, so i assume i can ride my bike to Kota Tinggi. So how? Safe ke tak ni? kita tatooooot........... :help: :confused:

rpm gila ade banyak sebab,

1) carb kotor

2) valve kotor

3) spark plug nak KO

4) rider gila....

 

2,3 kucing belari..eh salah..2T dlm tank, bole..janji tank penuh dgn ratio tak lari. Banyak sangat 2T bole tolong NEA bunuh nyamuk...

 

naik sampai kota tinggi? Apsal takle pulak? Basikal bole sampai ape lagi moto? Jgn naik sorang sudahlah...nanti ape ape terjadi siapa susah? TLK ler... :bouncefire:

https://www.facebook.com/FMC.Singapore/

metal.rooster Newbie

metal.rooster

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by DaBonz@Jun 28 2006, 05:53 PM

rpm gila ade banyak sebab,

1) carb kotor

2) valve kotor

3) spark plug nak KO

4) rider gila....

 

2,3 kucing belari..eh salah..2T dlm tank, bole..janji tank penuh dgn ratio tak lari. Banyak sangat 2T bole tolong NEA bunuh nyamuk...

 

naik sampai kota tinggi? Apsal takle pulak? Basikal bole sampai ape lagi moto? Jgn naik sorang sudahlah...nanti ape ape terjadi siapa susah? TLK ler... :bouncefire:

thank u bayak bayak.....

:smile:

 

dah tak tatooot sangat dah.....

 

pi Kota Tinggi naik orang tu camne eh? blom pernah nampak..... :confused:

***to the stars on the wings of a pig***

Danny29 Newbie

Danny29

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Jun 28 2006, 12:41 PM

:lol:

 

Juz For Laughter, ok!!!

 

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

 

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

 

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

 

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

 

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja

luarannya)...

 

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

 

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

 

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

ice chick.. kalau lelaki Gemuk mcm ane lak ehk??? :cheeky:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/danny2913/1.jpg

 

Where is RaaZ Now???

 

Life Is A Journey... Enjoy The Trip...

AsHaRiE Newbie

AsHaRiE

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Kalau lelaki handsome gemuk

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow perut u cute giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome gemuk

Perempuan akan cakap: u tak makan tummytrim??...

 

kehkehekeh.. mepek nyer aku..

 

metal rooster.>> eh sonic awak top speed braper?? kite nyer mcm mendak

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Naz Newbie

Naz

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Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Jun 28 2006, 12:41 PM

:lol:

Juz For Laughter, ok!!!

 

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...

 

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

 

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

 

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

 

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja

luarannya)...

 

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

 

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

 

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

 

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

Juz For Laughter, ok!!!

 

Kalau minah jembu pendiam

Mat akan cakap:: wow.. mesti berjin!

kalau minah tak jembu pendiam

Mat akan cakap: hek eleh, step berjin plak

 

kalau minah jembu berbuat jahat

Mat akan kata: alah, at least dia jembu

kalau minah tak jembu berbuat jahat

Mat akan cakap: dah ah tak jembu, perangai macam sibot plak tu

 

kalau minah jembu menolong mat yg diganggu

Mat akan mintak nombor tepon, pasal nampak sah tu mat sua sissy

kalau minah tak jembu menolong mat yang diganggu

Mat akan kata: Mesti butch!

 

kalau minah jembu dapat mat hensem

mat akan kata: tu minah ngan gua lagi gerek ah!

kalau minah tak jembu dapat mat hensem

mat akan kata: gerek, one less rival untuk dapat minah jembu

kalau minah jembu ditinggal kekasih

Mat akan kata: harapkan jembu aje, tapi mesti tak tau ayak ah ni

kalau minah tak jembu ditinggal kekasih

Mat akan kata:...apa nak buat, lu sua tak jembu apa..

 

kalau minah jembu penyayang binatang

Mat akan cakap: sapp.. mesti animal in bed nih!

kalau minah tak jembu penyayang binatang

Mat akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi... :lol: :lol: (ni gua tabley carry)

 

kalau minah jembu bawa BMW

Mat akan cakap: Sapp.. sugardaddy amcam? Baik?

kalau minah tak jembu bawa BMW

Mat akan cakap: mesti entrepenaur

 

kalau minah jembu tak mau bergambar

Mat akan cakap: Anggerk pulak ni manggis

kalau minah tak jembu tak mau bergambar

Mat akan kata: Phew.. sib baik dia tanak

 

kalau minah jembu menuang air ke gelas Mat

Mat akan cakap : sappp.. boleh buat calon nih!

kalau minah tak jembu menuang air ke gelas Mat

Mat akan cakap: ni air mesti tawar.. gerenti punya

 

kalau minah jembu bersedih hati

Mat akan cakap: alaa ciannyee!! malam ni abang teman k..

kalau minah tak jembu bersedih hati

Mat akan... Mat akan...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUAT BODO SUA!! :lol: :lol:

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Fer everyday...

is an adventure...

when you're astride...

a green monster..

 

 

WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK N' ROLL

syafiq Newbie

syafiq

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mlm ni boring tkde permainan bolasepak piala dunia!!

:cry:

idop ganja! Jual Ganja ada lesen, jual Candu ada lesen, Jual Belacan takda lesen!

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sarasta Newbie

sarasta

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by syafiq@Jun 29 2006, 01:25 AM

mlm ni boring tkde permainan bolasepak piala dunia!!

:cry:

Oits jangan nanis..

Bola takde..

tapi...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GANJA

tetap ada..

freedom man.. freeeeeEEEeedom..~

 

 

ape lak aku mepeks ni.. ni sangkot korang lah ni...

:sweat:

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Naz Newbie

Naz

Posted
Posted

hallow sawastah!!!

 

*step Ice-Chick tapi suara bassy maut punya*

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Fer everyday...

is an adventure...

when you're astride...

a green monster..

 

 

WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK N' ROLL

princessfiz Newbie

princessfiz

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by Naz@Jun 29 2006, 01:02 AM

Juz For Laughter, ok!!!

 

Kalau minah jembu pendiam

Mat akan cakap:: wow.. mesti berjin!

kalau minah tak jembu pendiam

Mat akan cakap: hek eleh, step berjin plak

 

kalau minah jembu berbuat jahat

Mat akan kata: alah, at least dia jembu

kalau minah tak jembu berbuat jahat

Mat akan cakap: dah ah tak jembu, perangai macam sibot plak tu

 

kalau minah jembu menolong mat yg diganggu

Mat akan mintak nombor tepon, pasal nampak sah tu mat sua sissy

kalau minah tak jembu menolong mat yang diganggu

Mat akan kata: Mesti butch!

 

kalau minah jembu dapat mat hensem

mat akan kata: tu minah ngan gua lagi gerek ah!

kalau minah tak jembu dapat mat hensem

mat akan kata: gerek, one less rival untuk dapat minah jembu

kalau minah jembu ditinggal kekasih

Mat akan kata: harapkan jembu aje, tapi mesti tak tau ayak ah ni

kalau minah tak jembu ditinggal kekasih

Mat akan kata:...apa nak buat, lu sua tak jembu apa..

 

kalau minah jembu penyayang binatang

Mat akan cakap: sapp.. mesti animal in bed nih!

kalau minah tak jembu penyayang binatang

Mat akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi... :lol: :lol: (ni gua tabley carry)

 

kalau minah jembu bawa BMW

Mat akan cakap: Sapp.. sugardaddy amcam? Baik?

kalau minah tak jembu bawa BMW

Mat akan cakap: mesti entrepenaur

 

kalau minah jembu tak mau bergambar

Mat akan cakap: Anggerk pulak ni manggis

kalau minah tak jembu tak mau bergambar

Mat akan kata: Phew.. sib baik dia tanak

 

kalau minah jembu menuang air ke gelas Mat

Mat akan cakap : sappp.. boleh buat calon nih!

kalau minah tak jembu menuang air ke gelas Mat

Mat akan cakap: ni air mesti tawar.. gerenti punya

 

kalau minah jembu bersedih hati

Mat akan cakap: alaa ciannyee!! malam ni abang teman k..

kalau minah tak jembu bersedih hati

Mat akan... Mat akan...

 

BUAT BODO SUA!! :lol: :lol:

hahahahaha...

 

buat kelakar pagi².. bagus! :thumb:

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ملاي وي٠رايدرس

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