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greysnail

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tak bole salahkan mereka.....Tuanku lupa ke malam ni malam aper? :thumb:

 

 

Ni yg beta taklei angkat ni..isk..isk..:faint:

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

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TLK24 Newbie

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Ni yg beta taklei angkat ni..isk..isk..:faint:

 

Tuanku nak FAB, Axion atau Lux? kat Tuas ada banyak stock :p

 

Tapi dorang tak hantar.....it's "self-service" :goodluck:

 

Ampun Tuanku

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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greysnail Newbie

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Jumper korang mlm ni di Petronas GP.

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

Hondaman Newbie

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Morning Peeps!

Honda Rebel 125 (Rebeliah) 2004-2006

Super 4 Ver S (Sephia) 2006-

 

Mersing(Air papan), Desaru,Tanjung Balau,Tanjung Piai,Pahang/Rompin,Penyabong,bekok waterfalls,Sepang/KL, Penang/KL,Melacca/Gunung Ledang,Pahang Endau Rompin Jungle. more to come~

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WingZer0 Newbie

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Mann 0 to Man 1 over? aku baru balik ofis 2day....4 hari off day :cheeky:

 

 

Kepada Paduka Baginda Siput Sedut! Patik meminta agar Tuanku memberi tugas chk tu kedi Thai diserahkan kepada Panglima Hondaman aka Gaydaman...dia amat suke kalau nak chk kedi...ini memang hobby dia suke menghidu store kunyit :cheeky:

 

Tu TLK aka Tan Long Kang tu sebenarnya Doctor ayam....apa2 penyakit pon dia bagi injection!

 

 

Panglima Bonz apa cerite pada mlm ini?

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DaBonz Newbie

DaBonz

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Jumper korang mlm ni di Petronas GP.

 

ride safe! :thumb: jgn lupe yg aku kirim... petrol 14ltr dgn rokok sekotak. :lol:

 

Morning Peeps!

 

samat tengahari

 

Panglima Bonz apa cerite pada mlm ini?

 

ouh shaya akan ke GEYLANG serai , shelepash itu ade mass orgy di sempang bedok pada jam 9.

 

Abg kepak kosong lak? tak merayap mlm ini? dngr2 uma unkle open hse!!!:lol:

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WingZer0 Newbie

WingZer0

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ouh shaya akan ke GEYLANG serai , shelepash itu ade mass orgy di sempang bedok pada jam 9.

 

Abg kepak kosong lak? tak merayap mlm ini? dngr2 uma unkle open hse!!!:lol:

 

 

 

Umah unker 24x7 open hse tapi bayar aje...kalau nak kurang or gold card member kena mintak TLK :angel:

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nicky69hayden Newbie

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aik? gold aje? aku ingat dia da upgrade ke platinum membership! :p

 

Apa pulak platinum, dia kan dah tukar 'lifetime diamond membership scheme'. Tak payah pakai card, semua establshment unkle dia boleh masuk, bayar members fee je hujung tahun. Dapat xtra benefits lagi..... book 1 kali dpt 2 jam xtra free. Masuk ngan 2 dayang, dpt lagi 1 F.O.C. ( cukupkan angka jadi 4 org). Kalau masuk sorang je, unkle supply xtra sabun!!! :faint:

1999 - 2001: GasGas 2001 - 2002: Super4

2002 - 2005: Wave 2004 - 2006: Fazer1000 (Stolen on 1/4/2006)

2007 - 2008: X-1 2006 - 2009: HayaBusa Gen1

2009 - 2011: Gilera 2010 - 2013: Hayabusa Gen 2

2012 - 2013: FZ16

2010 - 2013: Ducati S-Fighter

2013 - Present: BMW F800GS

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Jumper korang mlm ni di Petronas GP.

 

jgn marah tuanku, patik tak dapat berjumpa rombongan Tuanku kerana ladang2 & sawah padi dilanda bah. nasib baik di kampung ni ada wireless, kalau tak patik tak dapat post kat sini :lol:

 

Mann 0 to Man 1 over? aku baru balik ofis 2day....4 hari off day :cheeky:

 

Tu TLK aka Tan Long Kang tu sebenarnya Doctor ayam....apa2 penyakit pon dia bagi injection!

 

Man 1 to Mann 0 over....patutlah kau senyap aje, rupanya 4 hari OFF eh :thumb:

 

injection tu cakap pelan2 sikit....bahaya kalau orang lain tahu. aku punya takde lesen :angel:

 

Umah unker 24x7 open hse tapi bayar aje...kalau nak kurang or gold card member kena mintak TLK :angel:

 

aik? gold aje? aku ingat dia da upgrade ke platinum membership! :p

 

Apa pulak platinum, dia kan dah tukar 'lifetime diamond membership scheme'. Tak payah pakai card, semua establshment unkle dia boleh masuk, bayar members fee je hujung tahun. Dapat xtra benefits lagi..... book 1 kali dpt 2 jam xtra free. Masuk ngan 2 dayang, dpt lagi 1 F.O.C. ( cukupkan angka jadi 4 org). Kalau masuk sorang je, unkle supply xtra sabun!!! :faint:

 

maner korang dapat info ni....Unker ni tak bole simpan rahsia la :angry:

 

sepuluh tahun aku bikin bisnes dgn dia akhirnya pecah tembelang semua.....mcm gini mau kena tukar bisnes partner la :cool:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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nicky69hayden Newbie

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Tukar bisnes partner unker yg lain je? yg lain tu tak tukar ke, ganti ke, substitute ke, tambah ke, bergilir ke? :cheeky:

1999 - 2001: GasGas 2001 - 2002: Super4

2002 - 2005: Wave 2004 - 2006: Fazer1000 (Stolen on 1/4/2006)

2007 - 2008: X-1 2006 - 2009: HayaBusa Gen1

2009 - 2011: Gilera 2010 - 2013: Hayabusa Gen 2

2012 - 2013: FZ16

2010 - 2013: Ducati S-Fighter

2013 - Present: BMW F800GS

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Tukar bisnes partner unker yg lain je? yg lain tu tak tukar ke, ganti ke, substitute ke, tambah ke, bergilir ke? :cheeky:

 

tu nak kena tgk pada wear n tear masing2 :sweat:

 

aku konfem reject kalau yang COE nak mati atau da renew COE :sian:

 

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Aku baru balik.Lepak pat Petronas,budak Busa pun ramai...dlm belasan riders.

WIng Zero off 4 ari ?patutla tak nampak.okla akan beta amanahkan Gaydaman untuk mengambil-alih TLK.TLK pulak akan diarahkan membuka sekolah mlm.AmacamTLK?....awak suker?

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Aku baru balik.Lepak pat Petronas,budak Busa pun ramai...dlm belasan riders.

WIng Zero off 4 ari ?patutla tak nampak.okla akan beta amanahkan Gaydaman untuk mengambil-alih TLK.TLK pulak akan diarahkan membuka sekolah mlm.AmacamTLK?....awak suker?

 

Alif ya mim.......Burung!

 

Ba wau re nge....Unta!

 

 

:lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Alif ya mim.......Burung!

 

Ba wau re nge....Unta!

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

 

bAgus cikgu skola ni!Ari ari main bola kocek.:faint:

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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bAgus cikgu skola ni!Ari ari main bola kocek.:faint:

 

Cikgu sudah tido, mari kita "main" :slurp:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

sarasta Newbie

sarasta

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smlm pat teh tarik. budak2 mwr was talkin bt it.. ni tgh hari baca kekek2.. so saje nak share ngn wak2 pat MR ni.. enjoi~

 

 

 

Lessons in Logic

 

If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

 

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........

 

I was born intelligent -

education ruined me.

 

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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect..... .

so why practice?

 

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If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

 

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

 

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Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.

 

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

 

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

 

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........

 

 

The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

 

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

 

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

 

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'Your future depends on your dreams'

So go to sleep

 

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

 

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'Hard work never killed anybody'

But why take the risk

 

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'Work fascinates me'

I can look at it for hours

 

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

 

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

 

 

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

 

A train station is where a train stops.

 

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........

 

 

 

 

p/s: courtesy by enjoi Pfiz jgn mare gue post frm ur email :p

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WingZer0 Newbie

WingZer0

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Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.

 

 

 

 

 

But there's Credit Bureau and Bankruptcy :slapforehead:

 

 

 

 

 

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

 

 

 

 

 

Totally agree wif this! :thumb:

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tzmboy Newbie

tzmboy

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smlm pat teh tarik. budak2 mwr was talkin bt it.. ni tgh hari baca kekek2.. so saje nak share ngn wak2 pat MR ni.. enjoi~

 

 

 

Lessons in Logic

 

If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

 

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........

 

Hahahahahaha...strange but true lah bro..Lesson learnt.I must look for rich babe with rich father-in-law ah..:cheeky:

Assalamualaikum semua! Salam berkenalan.Baru nak berjinak ngan ni forum. Btw, ni budak ni macam aku kenal and penah nampak..kat sini active jugak dia.Tak salah SaniBoy ah..Kot da kawin teros rilek tak? Surf surf net, nampak pics dia.:smile:

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nicky69hayden Newbie

nicky69hayden

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Akum MRians!

Hoi org kampung nape smlm tak dtg pat kampung clarke quay? Kan sudah gue kata, putri2 dan dayang2 bnyk ade di sana...... Rugi betul tak dtg. Ingatkan tuanku Yg terhormat Sri paduka Siput kelabu atau laksmana TLK dpt dtg, skali si Hang Kebun Abu yg dtg.

 

Tapi takpe sebgai ahli nujum negara hamba terpaksa melantik si Hang Kebun Abu jadi pelayan utk putri2 dan dayang 1 mlm. :cheeky:

1999 - 2001: GasGas 2001 - 2002: Super4

2002 - 2005: Wave 2004 - 2006: Fazer1000 (Stolen on 1/4/2006)

2007 - 2008: X-1 2006 - 2009: HayaBusa Gen1

2009 - 2011: Gilera 2010 - 2013: Hayabusa Gen 2

2012 - 2013: FZ16

2010 - 2013: Ducati S-Fighter

2013 - Present: BMW F800GS

WingZer0 Newbie

WingZer0

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Akum MRians!

Hoi org kampung nape smlm tak dtg pat kampung clarke quay? Kan sudah gue kata, putri2 dan dayang2 bnyk ade di sana...... Rugi betul tak dtg. Ingatkan tuanku Yg terhormat Sri paduka Siput kelabu atau laksmana TLK dpt dtg, skali si Hang Kebun Abu yg dtg.

 

Tapi takpe sebgai ahli nujum negara hamba terpaksa melantik si Hang Kebun Abu jadi pelayan utk putri2 dan dayang 1 mlm. :cheeky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wahai Ahli Nujum Negara, saya ingat Ahli Nujum berseloka, kalau saya tahu ini perkara benar akan saya datang bawak lori Ali Baba atau tour bus kidnap semua putri2 dan dayang kat sana bawak balik ke bungalow saya yg terletak kat tengah2 ladang pokok tongkat ali! :angel:

 

 

Cis! Bedebah! Siapakah gerangan si Hang Kebun Abu, akan saya panggil semua kedi2 negara MenJUBS kan anu nya....

 

 

:cheeky:

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