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siput Newbie

siput

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baca suratkhabar sambil memberot

setiap pagi sebelom serapan

taik keluar berketol2

hamba perkenal sebagai kawan

 

 

Pergi kerja pakai coat,

Coat pakai yg berharga,

Sebelum sarapan pergi memberot,

Sempat jugak melihat taik berketol ketol ya??

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

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TLK24 Newbie

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hajat di hati ingin ku ikut

apekan daya jentera maut

tinggal lah mimpi hamba berkelut

tunggu hamba beli GS twelve hundred

 

didalam mimpi teraba-raba

salah meraba adik sendiri

soalan itu bukan untuk tuan hamba

tapi untuk abg zamani

 

walaupun soalan pada abg zamani

tapi since kamu da kasi jawapan

bole hamba tahu bila plan nak beli moto GS ni

maner la tau bole suruh abang bingai belikan

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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siput Newbie

siput

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hahahaha..nice chatting w ya guys...aku dh nk knockout..nie pill flu..powerkedemakkksss..!!! good nite all!!

 

selamat berpantun!!

 

gd nite......

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

siput Newbie

siput

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ku sangkakan R1 rupanya R6

sama motorlah dgn Sibingai SBF lacer

Ku pohon ampun kepada Siput rider R6

hamba hanyalah tourer, bukan racer

 

tkpe...its ok.....

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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hajat di hati nak pegi air papan

members accident tak jadi pegi

walaupun hatyai bike week bulan depan

hamba pegi koh samui dgn members sendiri

 

pegi riding dgn members sendiri

satu2 bawak mcm lipas kodong

idea baik tu pegi koh samui

hamba pulak akan ke patong

 

:angel: :angel: :angel:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

zamani Newbie

zamani

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sorong papan tarik papan

papan diimport dari luar negeri

selamat malam zamani ucapkan

izinkan daku berundur diri

The Road less Travelled

 

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siput Newbie

siput

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sorong papan tarik papan

papan diimport dari luar negeri

selamat malam zamani ucapkan

izinkan daku berundur diri

 

hmm...silerrrr...

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Ya penonton sekelian,berakhirnya rancangan 'Mari Berpantun' untuk hari ini.Rancangan 'Mari Berpantun' ini akan kembali minggu hadapan.Dgn tetamu undangan - TLK,Zamani,Sibingai dan pendatang baru tapi lama Siput.

 

Sekarang marilah kita saksikan siaran drama 'Bangsawan' yg bertajuk 'Sang Rajuna Tapa beli nombor!!!'

Apa akan terjadi bila Sang Rajuna Betapa mendapat tahu yang nombor yang dibelinya terkena 1st prize,dan apakah reaksi apabila mendapat tahu yg tiket nombor itu ade didalam baju yg sudah basah akibat dimasukkan dlm mesin pembasuh oleh si isteri?...kita ikuti rancangan seterusnya................

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

xjrredbull Newbie

xjrredbull

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kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaklaakar siakkkkkkkkkkkkkk pantun mantun korangs!!!!!!!!!!!! steam gak biler membacanye!!!!!! TAKKAN ILANG PANTUN MELAYU DI DUNIA!

1997 - Yamaha RXZ (Jap Model), 1999 - Yamaha TZM150, 2000 - Yamaha RXS115, 2001 - Honda Wave 125S, 2002 - Yamaha 125Z, 2004 - 2011 Yamaha XJR400RR Redbull Theme, 2005 - Spark Z110, 2006 - Kawasaki KRR150, 2009 - Suzuki Bandit 400, 2010 - Suzuki GSXR400R(project cannibalism), 2011 - Suzuki Hayabusa Gen 1 White Motul Theme, 2012 - Suzuki K6 1K & RZ350LC *lead XJR Sgp since 2007 - 2012*

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaklaakar siakkkkkkkkkkkkkk pantun mantun korangs!!!!!!!!!!!! steam gak biler membacanye!!!!!! TAKKAN ILANG PANTUN MELAYU DI DUNIA!

 

kau ngigau ke pagi2 buta ni, lain mcm aje steam.....kau mimpi manis ke mimpi basah (wet dreams)? :lol:

 

but yeah, takkan hilang pantun melayu di dunia :thumb:

 

Pagi-pagi menangkap ikan

Ikan dimasak untuk para tetamu

Disini hamba ingin mengucapkan

Selamat jam 5 pagi pada kamu

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

xjrredbull Newbie

xjrredbull

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kau ngigau ke pagi2 buta ni, lain mcm aje steam.....kau mimpi manis ke mimpi basah (wet dreams)? :lol:

 

but yeah, takkan hilang pantun melayu di dunia :thumb:

 

Pagi-pagi menangkap ikan

Ikan dimasak untuk para tetamu

Disini hamba ingin mengucapkan

Selamat jam 5 pagi pada kamu

 

korek telinga di pagi hari,

lepas makan baring kat katil,

ini mimpi bukan sembarang mimpi,

mimpi dok relak kat war torn Israel!!!

1997 - Yamaha RXZ (Jap Model), 1999 - Yamaha TZM150, 2000 - Yamaha RXS115, 2001 - Honda Wave 125S, 2002 - Yamaha 125Z, 2004 - 2011 Yamaha XJR400RR Redbull Theme, 2005 - Spark Z110, 2006 - Kawasaki KRR150, 2009 - Suzuki Bandit 400, 2010 - Suzuki GSXR400R(project cannibalism), 2011 - Suzuki Hayabusa Gen 1 White Motul Theme, 2012 - Suzuki K6 1K & RZ350LC *lead XJR Sgp since 2007 - 2012*

zamani Newbie

zamani

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Beli buah kluak buat warawan

Masak sebiji didalam kuali

Selamat pagi abg zamani ucapkan

Kepada riders MR di pagi rabu ini .......... =)

The Road less Travelled

 

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Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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Satu Dua... Tiga Empat..

Lima Enam... Tujuh Lapan..

Ini aje yg aku dapat

Maklumlah pagi belom makan :angel:

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

xjrredbull Newbie

xjrredbull

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Beli buah kluak buat warawan

Masak sebiji didalam kuali

Selamat pagi abg zamani ucapkan

Kepada riders MR di pagi rabu ini .......... =)

 

Satu Dua... Tiga Empat..

Lima Enam... Tujuh Lapan..

Ini aje yg aku dapat

Maklumlah pagi belom makan :angel:

 

wa tak bole angs arrr....petangs semua!:cheeky:

1997 - Yamaha RXZ (Jap Model), 1999 - Yamaha TZM150, 2000 - Yamaha RXS115, 2001 - Honda Wave 125S, 2002 - Yamaha 125Z, 2004 - 2011 Yamaha XJR400RR Redbull Theme, 2005 - Spark Z110, 2006 - Kawasaki KRR150, 2009 - Suzuki Bandit 400, 2010 - Suzuki GSXR400R(project cannibalism), 2011 - Suzuki Hayabusa Gen 1 White Motul Theme, 2012 - Suzuki K6 1K & RZ350LC *lead XJR Sgp since 2007 - 2012*

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Satu Dua... Tiga Empat..

Lima Enam... Tujuh Lapan..

Ini aje yg aku dapat

Maklumlah pagi belom makan :angel:

 

Lima Enam...Tujun Lapan

Sembilan Sepuluh....Sebelas Dua Belas

Disini TLK24 ingin mengucapkan

Bahwa cuaca pat Tuas sungguh la panas

 

:sweat: :sweat: :sweat:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

sibingai Newbie

sibingai

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Lima Enam...Tujun Lapan

Sembilan Sepuluh....Sebelas Dua Belas

Disini TLK24 ingin mengucapkan

Bahwa cuaca pat Tuas sungguh la panas

 

:sweat: :sweat: :sweat:

 

panas cuaca di tuas

tak boleh lawan panas badan saya

saya disini ingin mengucapkan

selamat bekerja ye kekanda

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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panas cuaca di tuas

tak boleh lawan panas badan saya

saya disini ingin mengucapkan

selamat bekerja ye kekanda

 

memang panasnya tidak terhingga

ibarat kereta yang tak berhawa

waduh, takmo panggil aku kekanda

nanti bocor rahsia kita berdua

 

:lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

sibingai Newbie

sibingai

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memang panasnya tidak terhingga

ibarat kereta yang tak berhawa

waduh, takmo panggil aku kekanda

nanti bocor rahsia kita berdua

 

:lol: :lol:

 

'kekanda' sekadar panggilan manja

tak salah antara teruna

tak berani hamba mempersenda

kan DaBonz kau yg PunyA

 

:lol:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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'kekanda' sekadar panggilan manja

tak salah antara teruna

tak berani hamba mempersenda

kan DaBonz kau yg PunyA

 

Ricky Martin adalah seorang teruna

yang menyanyi lagu Shake Your Bon-Bon

Jangan kau berani nak manja-manja

Nanti kau kena pukulan si Dabonz

 

:angel:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Ricky Martin adalah seorang teruna

yang menyanyi lagu Shake Your Bon-Bon

Jangan kau berani nak manja-manja

Nanti kau kena pukulan si Dabonz

 

:angel:

 

Makan kerepek tepi jamban,

Abis makan trus berak,

Abg Dabonz memang jejaka idaman,

Kalau kasi,bedek kau tolak

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Posted
Makan kerepek tepi jamban,

Abis makan trus berak,

Abg Dabonz memang jejaka idaman,

Kalau kasi,bedek kau tolak

 

aper stim sak makan tepi jamban.... :lol:

 

selalu makan, selalu lah berak

lepas berak, jgn lupa cuci

takkan aku hendak menolak

rezeki jgn ditolak, musuh jgn dicari

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

byma Newbie

byma

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Selamat Malam semua

:: a NAKED B*I*K*E must be LOW-SLUNG , NARROW , FOWARD LEANING , FRONT SECTION must b HEAVY for easy SHIFTING ::

:: Class 2 - XRV ::

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Selamat Malam semua

 

Selamat malam byma :cheer:

 

tak keluar malam ni? Ladies nite katakan.... :cheeky:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

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