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Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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aper stim sak makan tepi jamban.... :lol:

 

selalu makan, selalu lah berak

lepas berak, jgn lupa cuci

takkan aku hendak menolak

rezeki jgn ditolak, musuh jgn dicari

 

Berus gigi menjadi pilihan

Untuk TLK mencuci jamban

Kalau abg Dabonz menjadi bahan pujaan

aku pun nak tumpang secawan

:thirsty:

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

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TLK24 Newbie

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Berus gigi menjadi pilihan

Untuk TLK mencuci jamban

Kalau abg Dabonz menjadi bahan pujaan

aku pun nak tumpang secawan

:thirsty:

 

Kalau mau tumpang secawan

Jangan lupa turun LKS

Wahai Abg Bo yang hensem rupawan

Kalau berminat, sila SMS

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

zamani Newbie

zamani

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Fuyoh! .. lom habis2 lagi nie Pesta Pantun Perdana!

dah macm GSS lah ........... :thumb:

 

pamela anderson duduk terkangkang

duduk begitu sungguh korang sopan

hamba tourer dari sengkang

kepada semua selamat malam hamba ucapkan

The Road less Travelled

 

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Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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Kalau mau tumpang secawan

Jangan lupa turun LKS

Wahai Abg Bo yang hensem rupawan

Kalau berminat, sila SMS

 

Di jemput turun LKS

konon nak belanja secawan kopi

Apa guna suruh SMS

Kalau no. tak di bagi?

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

byma Newbie

byma

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Selamat malam byma :cheer:

 

tak keluar malam ni? Ladies nite katakan.... :cheeky:

 

Ladies night nie semua....saya tak reti...kalau Ladiea night kenapa awak masih tercegat online...

:: a NAKED B*I*K*E must be LOW-SLUNG , NARROW , FOWARD LEANING , FRONT SECTION must b HEAVY for easy SHIFTING ::

:: Class 2 - XRV ::

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Fuyoh! .. lom habis2 lagi nie Pesta Pantun Perdana!

dah macm GSS lah ........... :thumb:

 

pamela anderson duduk terkangkang

duduk begitu sungguh korang sopan

hamba tourer dari sengkang

kepada semua selamat malam hamba ucapkan

 

 

Pamela Anderson duduk terkangkang,

tapi bukan longkang itu yg nak ku lihat,

wahai sang tourer dari sengkang,

diharap selalu sihat wal afiat.

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Ladies night nie semua....saya tak reti...kalau Ladiea night kenapa awak masih tercegat online...

 

awak lupa ke....saya keje permanent shift malam :sian:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Di jemput turun LKS

konon nak belanja secawan kopi

Apa guna suruh SMS

Kalau no. tak di bagi?

 

minta maaf minta ampun

kerana tak bilang dari awal

bukannya takmo kasi nombor telepon

maklum la kita belum pernah berbual

 

sila check PM.... :D

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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awak lupa ke....saya keje permanent shift malam :sian:

 

Ar ah Cikgu Byma....kite semua skola malam:D

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Pamela Anderson duduk terkangkang,

tapi bukan longkang itu yg nak ku lihat,

wahai sang tourer dari sengkang,

diharap selalu sihat wal afiat.

 

pagi-pagi da minum kopi O pekat

sambil menikmati makcik-nya kuih tat

memang bukan longkang Pamela yang kau nak lihat

pasal mata kau da melekat pat Dabonz-nya poonat

 

:lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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pagi-pagi da minum kopi O pekat

sambil menikmati makcik-nya kuih tat

memang bukan longkang Pamela yang kau nak lihat

pasal mata kau da melekat pat Dabonz-nya poonat

 

:lol:

 

 

Makan donut di pagi ari

sambil memakan menunggu teksi

tu poonut ade seri

tak caye nanti aku suruh Dabonz kasi

:D

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Makan donut di pagi ari

sambil memakan menunggu teksi

tu poonut ade seri

tak caye nanti aku suruh Dabonz kasi

 

menunggu teksi di pagi hari

kononnya nak jumpa si Ambang Wati

tidak mengapa Atuk yang baik hati

saya lagi rela kasi Atuk makan sendiri

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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menunggu teksi di pagi hari

kononnya nak jumpa si Ambang Wati

tidak mengapa Atuk yang baik hati

saya lagi rela kasi Atuk makan sendiri

 

 

Berlari-lari anak dipagi ari

hingga tak sedar tapak kasut tercabut

Memang benar atok suker makan sendiri

tapi biler atok gentel nama kau plak yg disebut!!!!!!o_O

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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Berlari-lari anak dipagi ari

hingga tak sedar tapak kasut tercabut

Memang benar atok suker makan sendiri

tapi biler atok gentel nama kau plak yg disebut!!!!!!o_O

 

Berlari-lari anak di pagi hari

bawak lari anak dara di petang pula

Atok jangan lah buat begini

Jika namaku tak disebut juga :D

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Turkey 1-1 Germany :box:

 

Final score:

 

Turkey 2 - 3 Germany.... :sian:

 

Germany scored in 90th minute thru left-back Lahm, with his weaker right leg. If only Turkey had tightened its defence....

 

 

....dapat jugak tgk another 30 minutes of action :cheeky:

 

nasib la few subordinates aku ader TV-phone (Made in China) :cheer:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Berlari-lari anak dipagi ari

hingga tak sedar tapak kasut tercabut

Memang benar atok suker makan sendiri

tapi biler atok gentel nama kau plak yg disebut!!!!!!o_O

 

berlari-lari anak di pagi hari

hingga tak sedar da sampai Bt Batok

usahlah sebut nama cucu yang masih bujang ini

kan lagi bagus Atuk tampal gambar cucu kat bilik Atuk

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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berlari-lari anak di pagi hari

hingga tak sedar da sampai Bt Batok

usahlah sebut nama cucu yang masih bujang ini

kan lagi bagus Atuk tampal gambar cucu kat bilik Atuk

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

 

Aik masih ade lagi? :slapforehead:

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Aik masih ade lagi? :slapforehead:

 

tadi aku pat luar opis, duduk dgn budak2 keje tgk bola. dgn kopi, rokok dan kacang.....da mcm duduk pat kedai kopi :lol:

 

Abg Bo_play pun kat keje eh?

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

Posted
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tadi aku pat luar opis, duduk dgn budak2 keje tgk bola. dgn kopi, rokok dan kacang.....da mcm duduk pat kedai kopi :lol:

 

Abg Bo_play pun kat keje eh?

 

Apa boleh buat tuan... nak cari makan...:sian:

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Apa boleh buat tuan... nak cari makan...:sian:

 

kita serupa....kita serupa.... :cheers:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

Posted
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Kini telah pun tiba masanya

Setelah penat berkerja 12 jam lah kan..

Salam sayang dan selamat pagi buat semua

1st thing sampai rumah ku terus masuk jamban! :D

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

xjrredbull Newbie

xjrredbull

Posted
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Kini telah pun tiba masanya

Setelah penat berkerja 12 jam lah kan..

Salam sayang dan selamat pagi buat semua

1st thing sampai rumah ku terus masuk jamban! :D

JAMBAN JAMBAN!

kita serupa....kita serupa.... :cheers:

lagu headthewinds seh....

Final score:

 

Turkey 2 - 3 Germany.... :sian:

 

Germany scored in 90th minute thru left-back Lahm, with his weaker right leg. If only Turkey had tightened its defence....

 

 

....dapat jugak tgk another 30 minutes of action :cheeky:

 

nasib la few subordinates aku ader TV-phone (Made in China) :cheer:

made in china pun dapat euro telecast?? bagui tu hp..bak tang sini...

awak lupa ke....saya keje permanent shift malam :sian:

aku pun aku pun!

Pamela Anderson duduk terkangkang,

tapi bukan longkang itu yg nak ku lihat,

wahai sang tourer dari sengkang,

diharap selalu sihat wal afiat.

kakakakakakakh!

Di jemput turun LKS

konon nak belanja secawan kopi

Apa guna suruh SMS

Kalau no. tak di bagi?

kwangx3.....number nye bangggg...

memang panasnya tidak terhingga

ibarat kereta yang tak berhawa

waduh, takmo panggil aku kekanda

nanti bocor rahsia kita berdua

:lol: :lol:

tak bole angs!!!

Lima Enam...Tujun Lapan

Sembilan Sepuluh....Sebelas Dua Belas

Disini TLK24 ingin mengucapkan

Bahwa cuaca pat Tuas sungguh la panas

:sweat: :sweat: :sweat:

panas panas panas

 

 

2-3 kucing berlari

mana nak sama c kucing belang

aku baca pantun tak boleh carry

berbahak2 sampe terlentangggg!!!

1997 - Yamaha RXZ (Jap Model), 1999 - Yamaha TZM150, 2000 - Yamaha RXS115, 2001 - Honda Wave 125S, 2002 - Yamaha 125Z, 2004 - 2011 Yamaha XJR400RR Redbull Theme, 2005 - Spark Z110, 2006 - Kawasaki KRR150, 2009 - Suzuki Bandit 400, 2010 - Suzuki GSXR400R(project cannibalism), 2011 - Suzuki Hayabusa Gen 1 White Motul Theme, 2012 - Suzuki K6 1K & RZ350LC *lead XJR Sgp since 2007 - 2012*

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