Marital Sex

[dreamwalk]

dun eat wild grass lah.. obviously... pple talking about marital intercourse.

 

those would go raw with chicken or some wild flower, i will just smile at them and scratch moi birdie.

[DNotorious]

Originally posted by dreamwalk@Dec 13 2006, 12:19 PM

fug the girl backdoor lor. den no need use rubber.

as if she giv back door...

[dreamwalk]

this calls for the the backdoor deflowerator

 

theres always a 1st time

[wacko]

Originally posted by dreamwalk@Dec 13 2006, 12:32 PM

this calls for the the backdoor deflowerator

 

theres always a 1st time

forbidden fruit always taste the best..

:cheeky:

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by Aie@Dec 12 2006, 08:13 PM

No worries. Extremely hard for me to get angry unless you get EXTREMELY personal. I'm a married man so I have no need for condoms. Eversince I've been married, I have never practiced family planning except during half a year after I just got married. I love kids. I'm elated if my wife becomes pregnant. Now I have three kids. Aiming for five before calling it quits...

oh.. haha.. ok.. woo~ 5?? tat's alot. nowadays everytht are SO expensive. its not easy to feed them. 5 kids u gotta work like cow liao. my parents hv 5. lolx.. big family.

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by M|rac|e@Dec 12 2006, 08:43 PM

eh.. now condoms also got color de hor..

 

Glow in the dark also have, vibration ones also have... Got flavour one also have.. got dot dot on the condom wan also have... SO MANY MANY KINDS!!

 

But even with the use of condom its not 100%.. i think its 90% or wat cant remember the correct figure..

wahaha... ya i noe there's lots of patern. kaka... u always use ar? lolx..

 

erm~ as long as havin sex b4 marriage, its not safe. unless u're very rich.

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by Aie@Dec 12 2006, 10:47 PM

You buy condoms for what? No chewing gun, you chew on strawberry flavoured condoms ah???

got smell mah.. lolx.. scally his sex partner likes stawberry. den when b.j got e flavour. opps...

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by Hondaman@Dec 12 2006, 11:15 PM

Aiyoh, why buy strawberry? Next time buy banana flavor.

 

BTW, PLEASE tell me that u bought that condom for waterbomb like I did last time.

waterbomb? haha... gd idea.

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by Hondaman@Dec 12 2006, 11:17 PM

Its 98% safe, the 2% just pray hard the condom never tear up due to excessive rubbing

aiyo~ scally e guy to excited den e condom tear.

[Aie]

Originally posted by Eeleenz@Dec 13 2006, 02:46 PM

oh.. haha.. ok.. woo~ 5?? tat's alot. nowadays everytht are SO expensive. its not easy to feed them. 5 kids u gotta work like cow liao. my parents hv 5. lolx.. big family.

Don't know whether you believe this but I strongly believe that each child is a blessing for his/her parents. Perfect example would be my friend. Before he had children, both his wife and him worked but hard to make ends meet. Even had to borrow money from parents. Now he has 2 kids. One boy and one girl. His wife is now a full-time housewife and he is the sole breadwinner but somehow or other, he is living comfortably and even can afford to buy a brand new Mazda 2 car. He told me that his children are his lucky stars. I totally believe him cos a number of good things happened when my mrs was pregnant with my first son. Kids are a blessing so even with 5 kids, I believe my mrs and I can manage...

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by Aie@Dec 13 2006, 02:58 PM

Don't know whether you believe this but I strongly believe that each child is a blessing for his/her parents. Perfect example would be my friend. Before he had children, both his wife and him worked but hard to make ends meet. Even had to borrow money from parents. Now he has 2 kids. One boy and one girl. His wife is now a full-time housewife and he is the sole breadwinner but somehow or other, he is living comfortably and even can afford to buy a brand new Mazda 2 car. He told me that his children are his lucky stars. I totally believe him cos a number of good things happened when my mrs was pregnant with my first son. Kids are a blessing so even with 5 kids, I believe my mrs and I can manage...

hmm~ yup. i do believe tis. some kids realli can gif parents gd luck. ok. gd luck to u... 2 more to go.

[Mrace]

Originally posted by Eeleenz@Dec 13 2006, 02:51 PM

got smell mah.. lolx.. scally his sex partner likes stawberry. den when b.j got e flavour. opps...

b.j with condom?? EEEE.. GROSS!!!

[Mrace]

Originally posted by Eeleenz@Dec 13 2006, 02:48 PM

wahaha... ya i noe there's lots of patern. kaka... u always use ar? lolx..

 

erm~ as long as havin sex b4 marriage, its not safe. unless u're very rich.

eh.. no la that time i went japan saw a lot a lot.. and hor the vibration one got advertise in mag u dun know meh?

 

But very ex ley.. that time i saw.. abt $8+ for 1 !!

[Aie]

Originally posted by M|rac|e@Dec 13 2006, 03:36 PM

b.j with condom?? EEEE.. GROSS!!!

I didn't realize that you favour the bareback kind...

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by M|rac|e@Dec 13 2006, 03:36 PM

b.j with condom?? EEEE.. GROSS!!!

wahaha... why strawberry flavour leh.. if u dun like tat, can always try other flavour. lolx..

[Eeleenz]

Originally posted by M|rac|e@Dec 13 2006, 03:37 PM

eh.. no la that time i went japan saw a lot a lot.. and hor the vibration one got advertise in mag u dun know meh?

 

But very ex ley.. that time i saw.. abt $8+ for 1 !!

i duno. coz i dun see those mag.

oh.. aiya, dun always use tat la. use tat once in a blue moon lor. always use think u will oso sian de bah.

[Aie]

Originally posted by Eeleenz@Dec 13 2006, 03:51 PM

i duno. coz i dun see those mag.

oh.. aiya, dun always use tat la. use tat once in a blue moon lor. always use think u will oso sian de bah.

Better that you don't see those mags. Later your mind will get corrupted and your innocence, tainted...

[Mrace]

Originally posted by Aie@Dec 13 2006, 05:20 PM

Better that you don't see those mags. Later your mind will get corrupted and your innocence, tainted...

wat mag u all thinking har?? Its a female mag!! I think called cleo or women weekly cant remember le la..

[Aie]

Originally posted by M|rac|e@Dec 13 2006, 05:22 PM

wat mag u all thinking har?? Its a female mag!! I think called cleo or women weekly cant remember le la..

Ohhhh. I was thinking of 8 Days magazine and Mad Magazine. Seriously...

[Sky99]

I was thinking about FHM magazine !!

[Mrace]

Originally posted by Sky99@Dec 13 2006, 06:16 PM

I was thinking about FHM magazine !!

FHM too ex... i no $$ buy..

[ahqi]

can buy 1 vibrating condom liao

[Sky99]

Originally posted by M|rac|e@Dec 13 2006, 08:24 PM

FHM too ex... i no $$ buy..

still alright la. last time my friend buy. then i also see see lor. then we sit outside public and see. then got auntie looking at us. we look back . lol.

[Hondaman]

FHM nothing lah. still remember my EX scold me for carrying one FHM (its not mine, its my fren mag) with picture of Jamie Yeo in her World cup outfit.

 

She very jelous till banned me.

 

But funny thing though, when I go to her house, she will come sit beside with a magazine "darling, this joke very funny...hehehehe...read it" skali I read....and yeah I laughed. but the ironic is that, the magazine called...

 

FHM!

 

its her brother's mag. ceh!

 

 

My company toilet got alot of these kind of MAGs, FHM, and there is a magazine all abt BUTTs. sheesh.

 

Seriously, I only read ROD & LINE and HER WORLD

 

Kidding abt the HER WORLD lah.

[Sky99]

Originally posted by Hondaman@Dec 13 2006, 11:39 PM

FHM nothing lah. still remember my EX scold me for carrying one FHM (its not mine, its my fren mag) with picture of Jamie Yeo in her World cup outfit.

 

She very jelous till banned me.

 

But funny thing though, when I go to her house, she will come sit beside with a magazine "darling, this joke very funny...hehehehe...read it" skali I read....and yeah I laughed. but the ironic is that, the magazine called...

 

FHM!

 

its her brother's mag. ceh!

 

 

My company toilet got alot of these kind of MAGs, FHM, and there is a magazine all abt BUTTs. sheesh.

 

Seriously, I only read ROD & LINE and HER WORLD

 

Kidding abt the HER WORLD lah.

yah lor. FHM nothing . i prefer PLAYBOY !! HAHA