Funny and interesting comments from non-riders

[blackness]

From a auntie to mummy: "Wah, that day I saw your daughter ride bike out from a carpark.......she is a lesbian right?"

 

i think this is the funniest quote ever. :lol:

[DaBonz]

Happened to me a long time ago while on my S4. On my way to JB wearing tshirt, bermudas n sandals, got stopped at roadblock...

 

Policewoman: Where u going?

 

Me: JB..

 

Policewoman: What for?

 

Me: Usual ar.. fuel, mkn a bit..

 

Policewoman: Sure ar? Not going for racing or anything like that?

 

At this point I gave a blank face, looked down at my bermuda's and sandal (she oso look), looked at her straight in the eyes and said..

 

"u think leh??"

 

She gave me a dirty look and waved me off..

[DaBonz]

This time was riding FZ1, waiting for traffic light to change. Uncle in a beat up pickup beside me,

 

Uncle : Waa..ni moto banyak besar ar.. brapa CC? (ur bike looks big, how many cc's?)

Me : seribu (a thousand)

 

Uncle : Bukan harga lar! CC lu brapa? (not the price, what's the bike CC?)

 

Me: (smiling) Samer dgn harga lar..seribu! (the same with the price, a thousand)

He gave me a shocked look but before he could continue the light changed and I rode off.

[GuiNNeSS]

This time was riding FZ1, waiting for traffic light to change. Uncle in a beat up pickup beside me,

 

Uncle : Waa..ni moto banyak besar ar.. brapa CC? (ur bike looks big, how many cc's?)

Me : seribu (a thousand)

 

Uncle : Bukan harga lar! CC lu brapa? (not the price, what's the bike CC?)

 

Me: (smiling) Samer dgn harga lar..seribu! (the same with the price, a thousand)

He gave me a shocked look but before he could continue the light changed and I rode off.

 

I also want a $1k, 1k cc bike. Can sell to me? Maybe factor in some depreciation and sell me at $8/-?

[IZECUBEZ]

This time was riding FZ1, waiting for traffic light to change. Uncle in a beat up pickup beside me,

 

Uncle : Waa..ni moto banyak besar ar.. brapa CC? (ur bike looks big, how many cc's?)

Me : seribu (a thousand)

 

Uncle : Bukan harga lar! CC lu brapa? (not the price, what's the bike CC?)

 

Me: (smiling) Samer dgn harga lar..seribu! (the same with the price, a thousand)

He gave me a shocked look but before he could continue the light changed and I rode off.

 

I also want a $1k, 1k cc bike. Can sell to me? Maybe factor in some depreciation and sell me at $8/-?

 

I bid $9! Gonna outbid vicious

[tomdick12]

dude, most scooters don't have clutch. Left and right are brakes.

 

I thought so.. until I realised left is clutch and right is front brake

[DaBonz]

I also want a $1k, 1k cc bike. Can sell to me? Maybe factor in some depreciation and sell me at $8/-?

 

I bid $9! Gonna outbid vicious

 

take your pick..sure can find one here [ATTACH]158344[/ATTACH]

Edited June 3, 2010 by DaBonz

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

Most housewives I meet at church, social events, etc:

 

"Bikes are very dangerous!"

 

They can go watch my videos

[swiftee]

take your pick..sure can find one here [ATTACH]158344[/ATTACH]

 

i want the one in the middle! if they sell me for $8 i sure take... n then slowly rebuild very worth it sia

[wait4me]

9k 1000cc bike>?

 

got

 

r1 lor

 

99/00 year

[haoKR]

lol.where e hell u get e pic...

zzzz....

[haoKR]

9k 1000cc bike>?

 

got

 

r1 lor

 

99/00 year

 

hey,wads ur ride ?

[suf]

I dun even know wats '!=' means. =_=

 

 

Oh, how about this one:

 

Friend's ex (a driver): Damn idiot motorcyclist, why take up the entire lane. They should be riding in-between lane and/or stay at lane 4. *high-beam*

 

 

!= means 'not equal to' or 'does not equate to'.

 

Its a common programmers' language.. though i dont do programming anymore.

[Akarui Siren]

!= means 'not equal to' or 'does not equate to'.

 

Its a common programmers' language.. though i dont do programming anymore.

 

oooooooooo.... took me some time to register. i used to study C++ programming before but throw back to teacher already lols.

 

 

Stranger: OMG! You ride!? You looked too decent to ride one man!

 

(riders = must look in-decent)

[Silverelf]

Happened to me a long time ago while on my S4. On my way to JB wearing tshirt, bermudas n sandals, got stopped at roadblock...

 

Policewoman: Where u going?

 

Me: JB..

 

Policewoman: What for?

 

Me: Usual ar.. fuel, mkn a bit..

 

Policewoman: Sure ar? Not going for racing or anything like that?

 

At this point I gave a blank face, looked down at my bermuda's and sandal (she oso look), looked at her straight in the eyes and said..

 

"u think leh??"

 

She gave me a dirty look and waved me off..

It's illegal to go to track in Malaysia?

[Kevs]

oooooooooo.... took me some time to register. i used to study C++ programming before but throw back to teacher already lols.

 

 

Stranger: OMG! You ride!? You looked too decent to ride one man!

 

(riders = must look in-decent)

 

(Their perception)Riders must be:

- Have beard/goatee(male), Lady riders must have long tresses tied in a ponny tail or short spiky hairstyle.

- Wearing leathers.

- Body art inscripted, sometimes sporting piercings too.

- ½ cap or some non-compliant or heavily graftified helmets.

- Rider's bike is either almost something noise-rumbling machine or non-compliant heavily tuned & souped up..

 

 

O, & long time no sea u..

[JSCJL]

Friend: Bikes are dangerous, look at all the accidents!

Me: I think you didn't mention the other vehicles on the road.

Friend: Ya lah, the car or lorry bang the bike then can die mah..

Me: So it's the drivers that are dangerous coz the bike alone can't be dangerous? Can a stationary bike kill?

[haoKR]

tt tym my frends told me they saw 1 v decent guy,wearing formal,breifcase riding bike.cls 2 summore.n they sae tt guy 'toot toot'

:dot:

[swiftee]

tt tym my frends told me they saw 1 v decent guy,wearing formal,breifcase riding bike.cls 2 summore.n they sae tt guy 'toot toot'

:dot:

 

he is probably rich enough nt to care about being called "toot toot"

 

(Their perception)Riders must be:

- Have beard/goatee(male), Lady riders must have long tresses tied in a ponny tail or short spiky hairstyle.

- Wearing leathers.

- Body art inscripted, sometimes sporting piercings too.

- ½ cap or some non-compliant or heavily graftified helmets.

- Rider's bike is either almost something noise-rumbling machine or non-compliant heavily tuned & souped up..

 

u forgot the lesbian part

Edited June 3, 2010 by swiftee

[knucklehead]

got one more part ...

 

that lady riders will only mix with guys with bikes ..

 

which is not true coz generally minahs also prefer guys with bikes.

and also not true coz most of my guy friends don't ride.

 

oh and the lesbian part. i kena before liao. pillioned my friend, she hugged me coz scared fall off. my neighbour saw me and gawked, "what happen to you ?! heartbroken den become lesbian ?!!"

 

*rolls eye*

[JackOHJack]

Yep.. seems that ppl got the wrong idea there.. I did mention "if i have to".

 

Hah.. you must be some seasoned algorithm programmer to use the "!=" sign.

 

programmer yes, but not seasoned la, still lots to learn..

 

I dun even know wats '!=' means. =_=

 

Oh, how about this one:

 

Friend's ex (a driver): Damn idiot motorcyclist, why take up the entire lane. They should be riding in-between lane and/or stay at lane 4. *high-beam*

 

 

ps, but im sure u get the meaning ald.

 

 

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

 

a long time ago, i was seated on the front seat while my fren was driving his dad's car.

 

fren: fwa, u see these motorcyclists, so bueh steady, swing here and there [rider cannot maintain straight line while in center of lane]

 

me: leave safety distance lor

 

fren: but he go so slow, hogging the road [speed limit 70, rider and fren @ 70]

 

me: u overtake him from right lor [right lane ABSOLUTELY clear]

 

fren: wat for? i just need to tailgate him and he'll siam [proceed to tailgate and force rider out of lane]

 

i jit tao black face never even say 1 more word. I think he got the message bcoz after that, he never did that again..

[Akarui Siren]

(Their perception)Riders must be:

- Have beard/goatee(male), Lady riders must have long tresses tied in a ponny tail or short spiky hairstyle.

- Wearing leathers.

- Body art inscripted, sometimes sporting piercings too.

- ½ cap or some non-compliant or heavily graftified helmets.

- Rider's bike is either almost something noise-rumbling machine or non-compliant heavily tuned & souped up..

 

 

O, & long time no sea u..

 

Meaning its time for you to grow moustache and beard? XP

 

Oh yar, I almost forgot... I accidentally deleted the SMS that you messaged me about where to buy the head wrap, can PM me again the add?

 

Confirm buying brand new S4 NEXT YEAAAAAR!!!! >D ...Mabbe.

 

 

 

u forgot the lesbian part

 

hmm... no wonder my girl-friends keep a distance away frm me. *rubs chin*

[DaBonz]

It's illegal to go to track in Malaysia?

 

u try go PG or sepang wear tshirt, burms n sandals .. see they let you on the track or not.

[MS]

programmer yes, but not seasoned la, still lots to learn..

 

 

 

ps, but im sure u get the meaning ald.

 

 

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

 

a long time ago, i was seated on the front seat while my fren was driving his dad's car.

 

fren: fwa, u see these motorcyclists, so bueh steady, swing here and there [rider cannot maintain straight line while in center of lane]

 

me: leave safety distance lor

 

fren: but he go so slow, hogging the road [speed limit 70, rider and fren @ 70]

 

me: u overtake him from right lor [right lane ABSOLUTELY clear]

 

fren: wat for? i just need to tailgate him and he'll siam [proceed to tailgate and force rider out of lane]

 

i jit tao black face never even say 1 more word. I think he got the message bcoz after that, he never did that again..

 

These road menace should be taken off the road.

[lucius]

@ caltex station, evening time, riding runner.

me waiting in line behind a sym gts 200 to come back from payment, rider returned and this ahpek attendant came up to me.

ahpek: (in a rather rude manner) hoi, siam, move back.*waves me back*

me: ?

ahpek:let this bike pass.

me: ?

ahpek: (rude manner) move back, la.

me: ? i never block his path what.. he ride forward not backward wat.

ahpek: ........

ahpek: (abit taken aback) his bike big what.

me: ?

*gts 200 rider rides away without a slightest clue*

me gave bewildered look, rode forward and pump.

returned from payment and took a quick glance at the attendant face. he had this "i know im wrong but my ego is greater than that" look and still looking at me. I left quickly. lol