NUS (National University of Singapore)

[Seastorm]

Hongwei, half the namecards are ready. I am trying to find the time to cut the rest for you. Do you want to collect half of lost first?

 

So sleepy!!!

[Pplater]

haha....we suppose to start at 5....then 2 kuku late...in the end started at 6...which makes no difference from last week!

 

i shall run much more the next time we play again!

 

who is the 2 kuku?

[Singaporean]

THanks to CS i m inspired to tell a story too

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One day, 3 men got stuck on an island. Little did they know tat it was a cannibal island. They roamed around for 3 days before finding someone. Of course this fellow was a cannibal. The guy brought the men to his chief.

 

Immediately the Chief told his guys to prepare to cook the 3 men. They plead and beg and finally the Chief gave them a chance. The Chief wants the 3 men to bring him 100 fruits of the same type.

 

So the 1st man brought 100 apples. The Chief then instructed the man to insert the apples one by one up his own behind. If he is unsuccessful, the Chief will kill him. So one by one, apple by apple went in. At the 56th apple the man couldn take it, and everything came out. The Chief killed him.

 

While the 1st man was inserting the apples, the 2nd man already came back with 100 grapes. Seeing how brutally his friend was killed, he was sure he could survive since the grapes were so small. So same condition applied to the 2nd man as well. If he is unsuccessful, he will die too.

 

One by one, grape by grape went in. He was still doing well up to the 95th grape. At that time the 3rd man came back. The 2nd man, seeing the 3rd man came back, laughed so hard that ALL his grapes came out. As a result, the 2nd man was killed too.

 

Now the question is ....why did the 2nd man laugh???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The 3rd man brought back 100 durians.

[Pplater]

walau.. can u all dun make me think differently about grapes, durians, apples, sh*t and vomit? very disturbing loh....

[hongwei09]

who is the 2 kuku?

 

i thought its supposed to be "who ARE the 2 kuku"?

 

ZH it's so unlike you to be speaking broken english! Haha..for your standard of english is of the highest standard.

[hongwei09]

As my bro is still in his wet dreams i shall be the first to post for today.

[hongwei09]

Calves aching...

Abdominals strained..

Arms tired..

Shoulders sore..

 

Effects of bball....But it is damm rewarding..

[hongwei09]

anyone going for Singtel Grand Prix?

 

How about Singapore flyer?

[hellsfury]

im aching everywhere too. haha but when i went home, it was my heart n lungs that were aching.. too much cardio

[hongwei09]

a JI member is now on the run...police are conducting a man hunt for him..

[hongwei09]

http://singaporebikes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181076

[marzocchi]

yupz, we have a home-grown michael scoffield. haha

 

eh faz, ur story not original one leh...i read before somewhere lor.

[hellsfury]

congrats to bballer on attaining her long awaited bike. Ride safe ya!

 

Faz i had problem navigating my way home. end up i went to changi airport and back to amk via SLE. LOL 60km just for the return trip.

[hongwei09]

haha..issac u r a ****,,

[Metalfyre]

wat happen to the nusriders forum sia...

[hellsfury]

caleb go to yahoo.sg and type nusriders forum. the old invasion forum.

[hellsfury]

damn it i love your signature sneeze

[C.S]

caleb

why must yamaha Fu cK suzuki?

honda cannot mey?

ducati cannot mey?

nin nao hia

[hongwei09]

i've prepared my Full Battle Order...awaiting the call to report back to unit..

[C.S]

sibei onz

i was recently notified to ignore all calls, cos they just dumped me out of IHL, when i FFG

nin nao hia

[hellsfury]

lol hongwei is it cos they wanna mobilize more men to catch the JI?

[AsHaRiE]

saw quite a number of vehicles mobilize.. army trucks n police cars..

[hongwei09]

How far can he run sia..

[hellsfury]

faz i think i will have to live with my s4 for a few more yrs. i failed miserabily to convince my parents, let alone confuse them lol.

[hellsfury]

Post Bananza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bankai