[sold] 2015 sexy x9 for sale

[MR BIKER]

My Dear Ajak (aka MR BIKER),

Please forgive me for putting myself for sale using your name in this forum. Dear, I cannot take it anymore. The mental abuse you give. You say I am your best Italian lover you ever had but yet you dont want me. Oh, mama mia, dont deny.I have seen how you eye those other scooters and bikes whenever you ride me. Your other bike also tell me when you make the mistake of parking us side by side at the parking lot. You think I have no feelings is it?? You are heartless but being Italian, I will always you in my carbeurator.

You always say you are proud of me and that I am the best Ex-9 (4 previously?). You say I am the perfect, beautiful, smooth, powerful, relax, enjoyable and etc , etc etc scooter ever. Even though you only ride me 2 or 3 days a week because you love that other bike, you have showered me so much love. You bought me with so much gift like new belts, rollers, brakes, alternator, new rear and front tyres but I know I dont deserve the $1k you lavish on me.

I still have many good memories of our times together. The moment you put that big , long thingie into my pet(rol) hole, I always scream in delight. When the moment came when the last petrol spurt and small drops of the precious liquid drop over my bosom, I always go into ectasy when I realised I have actually gone 270km for only 10litre of that liquid. You are really great dear. Lasting for a long time. I didnt Asian men can last that long. I still remember the niites we go together on endlessly, you on top up to JB.

Dear, I know I am not young anymore as what you say: coe ending soon. june 2015?? in human term i am only 8+ years old. by right you should be caned and jailed for making me work so hard . I hope my next suitor will extend my life as I promise to be good . dear, do you notice my mileage also not high, 81000km only. compared to your other ex9s. i have survived this long because i was taken good care by my 3 previous lovers.

To my suitors, I am asking 4.2k only. why?? because you can see from my pictures. I AM A MODEL AND my honey just renewed my coe a month ago at the price of 2.4k. Interested please call Ajak (sorry dear, I am shameless I know) 85117637.

 

Your sincerely,

SexY-9

Edited May 12, 2014 by MR BIKER

[ah786786]

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[gutripper]

Ok la ok la....give u one upppzzz ok

[joshli]

Love your post!

Upzzz for you la!!!

[012aikon]

hahahahaha nice bumpz for u bro

[MR BIKER]

Hey, who is posting this?? anyway its true guys, i have been unfaithful. to all those interested, she is negotiable. to all the ups, thanks

[kaizersg]

Haha upz la bro , nice ad ii agree.. =)

 

Yamalaya Selamanya

[MR BIKER]

Good morning. any takers??

[pak pandir]

Upsss for you!!!

 

 

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[Darsha]

Unique Ad ... Creative bike selling itself for its owner ....

 

UPPPSSSS for the bikem, SeXy-9

[Redknappdex]

Which sbf is this??

[guangwei]

i thought im at wrong forum

[sorayama65]

I thought I'm reading a sex blog sia...

 

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[MR BIKER]

Thanks guys. my love and I are trying on a reconciliation. now what can i do with my Nightgown (aka Nighthawk Honda 250)

[Chica]

Hi There,

Willing to let go at 1.7k?

Thanks.

[Tigercycle]

Ups for a great Monday.

[tarwinlim]

up for ur sale

[MR BIKER]

SHE IS back for sale afte coe renewal of 10 years. 4.2 k . its like $35 dollar a month. like almost 1 dollar a day

[MR BIKER]

Its not the phrase : My Loss and your gain but I would prefer MY gain and you gainer more. price has gone down to $3800. Please view the scoot and can negotiate if you think she is worth it.

 

PS:

Dont tell her, i saw me a cutie

[MR BIKER]

It is with sad and , :cry: day today, that i am announcing my final day with my italian lover. i am not afraid to have another italian sweetheart but german ones may be too big for me. english ? they drink alot, japanese oh please, korean ?? as long as they dont look like psy.

 

mr administrator, please closed my sales thread

 

Thanks to all who enjoy reading

Edited September 20, 2014 by MR BIKER