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This was written by a guy...

 

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women

differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and

Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their

head and women with their heart.

 

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

bed.

 

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

 

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads

to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

 

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just

love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

 

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went

to sleep.

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend

time with her.

 

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,

big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she

tried on several different very expensive outfits.

 

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just

buy them all.

 

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,

"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

 

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a

pair of diamond earrings.

 

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I

was one wave short of a shipwreck.

 

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a

tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

 

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

 

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

 

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

 

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

 

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

 

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that cow knows I'm smarter than her.

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Ape kate kite main satu game?

Setiap manusia yg mambace ini harus/mesti/wajib menulis hanya 3 perkataan untuk melengkapkan crite berikut.Sembarang perkataan bole ditulis asalkan ia hanya 3 perkataan.Beta mulakan dgn..

 

Pada satu ari,

[TLK24]

hmmm..mungkin orang yg menggosok lembing TLK tk cukup skill agakynyer..

 

nampak mcm gitu la....mau kena hantar pegi sekolah "makan" lagi

 

ENtah entah Pang5 TLK punyer camtu camtu tak?

 

Ampun Tuanku, Dang Anum pernah berkata hamba punya lembing ni lemak berkrim disukai ramai

 

Hoi org2 kampung. Hamba Ahli Nujum negara ingin updatekan semua rakyat di sini, Malam Sabtu: Makan di KTM atau Makan Nasi lemak di Kulai.

 

Sesape Onz?

 

aper kata kita lepak pat KTM lepas tu nasi lemak pat Kulai? bole buang carbon sekali pat NSH....amcm?

[TLK24]

Ape kate kite main satu game?

Setiap manusia yg mambace ini harus/mesti/wajib menulis hanya 3 perkataan untuk melengkapkan crite berikut.Sembarang perkataan bole ditulis asalkan ia hanya 3 perkataan.Beta mulakan dgn..

 

Pada satu ari,aku berjalan bersama

[DaBonz]

Hoi org2 kampung. Hamba Ahli Nujum negara ingin updatekan semua rakyat di sini, Malam Sabtu: Makan di KTM atau Makan Nasi lemak di Kulai.

 

Sesape Onz?

 

KTM onz.. insyallah..

 

Pada satu ari,aku berjalan bersama

 

Pada satu ari,aku berjalan bersama tiga orang kawan

[TLK24]

Pada satu ari,aku berjalan bersama tiga orang kawan

 

geng, kau quote si Siput Sedut, kira pakai dia nya quote as header. ni kan Tuanku punya idea.

 

nanti kau dititah mandi bogel pat KTM baru tau

[Hondaman]

Pada satu ari,aku berjalan bersama tiga orang kawan Sekali aku ternampak

[DaBonz]

geng, kau quote si Siput Sedut, kira pakai dia nya quote as header. ni kan Tuanku punya idea.

 

nanti kau dititah mandi bogel pat KTM baru tau

 

aik?!!! ko lum tido lagi? matahari da terbit ooi.. nanti ko cair...

 

ampun tuanku beribu ribu ampun.. jgn menyeksa kan patik begitu..

 

tapi kalo ramei2 mandi skali ape salahnye?

[TLK24]

aik?!!! ko lum tido lagi? matahari da terbit ooi.. nanti ko cair...

 

ampun tuanku beribu ribu ampun.. jgn menyeksa kan patik begitu..

 

tapi kalo ramei2 mandi skali ape salahnye?

 

kan aku da kata aku ada intercourse minggu ni :slapforehead:l

 

ewah, nak mandi ramai2 eh....nanti Mrs Dabonz piat telinga baru padan muka kau

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kan aku da kata aku ada intercourse minggu ni :slapforehead:l

 

ewah, nak mandi ramai2 eh....nanti Mrs Dabonz piat telinga baru padan muka kau

 

Nak kite mandikan bole,panggil semu geng bawak berus periuk cuci bontot hang.

 

Woi jgn off topic la!..Pat sambung citer...

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Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan

Sekali aku ternampak

Seekor beruang sarkis

[nicky69hayden]

[/color]Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan

Sekali aku ternampak

Seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot

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[/color]Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan

Sekali aku ternampak

Seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot

Tangannye meraba raba

[nicky69hayden]

Sabtu malam: Sendolaka bersama2 di KTM.

 

Sesape yg kalau nak aerobic mlm, sila stanby pakaian aerobic ok

[sarasta]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/sarasta/DSC00307.jpg

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Jgn luper beli susu pekat!!!!!!!

 

 

Hello apasal tak sambung citer tu?

[TLK24]

Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan.

Sekali aku ternampak

seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot.

Tangannye meraba raba

seolah-olah mencari

[indralove]

Selamat pagi .. siapa di dalam ?

[DaBonz]

[/color]Seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot

 

patut ler smlm aku batuk tersedak sedak... mengumpat eh?

[DaBonz]

Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan.

Sekali aku ternampak

seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot.

Tangannye meraba raba

seolah-olah mencari

pemetik api kegemaranye

[sibingai]

Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan.

Sekali aku ternampak

seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot.

Tangannye meraba raba

seolah-olah mencari

pemetik api kegemaranye

yang berwarna merah

[DaBonz]

Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan.

Sekali aku ternampak

seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot.

Tangannye meraba raba

seolah-olah mencari

pemetik api kegemaranye

yang berwarna merah.

Dia tak dapat

[sibingai]

Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan.

Sekali aku ternampak

seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot.

Tangannye meraba raba

seolah-olah mencari

pemetik api kegemaranye

yang berwarna merah.

Dia tak dapat

lalu dia mengamuk

[black_phoenix]

Pon..........Pon............

 

 

 

Fuhhhh.........dah lama horn karat ni tak bunyi!!

 

 

Apo khabar orang kampung?

[black_phoenix]

Pada satu ari,

aku berjalan bersama

tiga orang kawan.

Sekali aku ternampak

seekor beruang sarkis

menghisap cerut kontot.

Tangannye meraba raba

seolah-olah mencari

pemetik api kegemaranye

yang berwarna merah.

Dia tak dapat

lalu dia mengamuk

sambil menghentak2kan kakinya