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home cook ...... you buy me beer lor

 

sigh... no one want to eat dinner with me... :weep:

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sigh... no one want to eat dinner with me... :weep:

cos you never joint my mafia .... boy cot you ...... :gun:

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this thread is moving fast. you need a commercial break....

 

I love this Doctor......

 

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.

Want to live longer? Take a nap.

 

 

Q: Should I cut down on meat and more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism

of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

 

 

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

 

 

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

 

 

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

 

 

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

 

 

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

 

 

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable . It's the best feel-good food around!

 

 

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

 

 

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: 'Round' is a shape!

 

 

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

 

CONCLUSION

 

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

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cos you never joint my mafia .... boy cot you ...... :gun:

 

...:weep:

 

nvm... wait for huairen to reach home then I ask him to go eat with me...

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sigh... no one want to eat dinner with me... :weep:

 

eat w ur family lah ..... mai par par chow hor ....

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Make love .... not war!!!!

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eat w ur family lah ..... mai par par chow hor ....

 

I'm alone at home... where got eating with family... anyway I have suffered enough for lunch... :dozed:

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any trips????

 

i am going north eastern thailand , NE cambodia , southern Laos, and maybe vietnam ....

 

part way by train thru thailand ...want to come ? starting 12 june 0300hrs - 23 or 25 june 2359:slurp: on small fcuk

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

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Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

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i am going north eastern thailand , NE cambodia , southern Laos, and maybe vietnam ....

 

part way by train thru thailand ...want to come ? starting 12 june 0300hrs - 23 or 25 june 2359:slurp:

 

sounds fun... but then its about two weeks...

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i am going north eastern thailand , NE cambodia , southern Laos, and maybe vietnam ....

 

part way by train thru thailand ...want to come ? starting 12 june 0300hrs - 23 or 25 june 2359:slurp: on small fcuk

 

 

eh......

 

too long for the duration and too far for the destination, and too expensive....

 

 

thanks for the offer tho....

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eh......

 

too long for the duration and too far for the destination, and too expensive....

 

 

thanks for the offer tho....

koh samui ......

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cos you never joint my mafia lar ....... wat else ....

 

where got such thing one...

 

eh.....

 

where is it???

 

in malaysia???

 

it is an island in thailand

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Teepee mass orgy at orchard. At least 30 of them. Beware..

 

lol wow what are they expecting to see...? later I feel like going there to take a look... wait... lemme correct myself... I have NEVER rode on orchard road before...

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where got such thing one...

 

 

 

it is an island in thailand

 

where's thailand:goodluck:

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

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where's thailand:goodluck:

 

oh... lol...

 

hmmm... I think thailand is near cambodia... :cheeky:

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Teepee mass orgy at orchard. At least 30 of them. Beware..

 

gay party ??:help:

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

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