Riders Quotable Quote

[ChaoPuzzy1968]

If u see angels when you are riding.....u been drugged

[skyscorcher]

1. You never really learn to swear until you learn to ride.

2. Bikes don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.

[Revan]

Never ride faster than your angel can fly

 

nice one *ups*

[ChaoPuzzy1968]

if you notice every rider count every CC so when talking them praising the CC will give them bigger erection

 

neber insult a rider by reducing the CC of the bike he rode, it's an ego thingy

 

never tells a biker how **** up their bike is, it worst than insulting their mother

 

the reason why biker love their bike more than their wife is because the bike is ridden more time than their wife

 

how well use the bike is measure by the amount of mud inthe exhuast and wear of the cylinder ....... so is a wife

 

when your bike make hell lot of noise you know something is wrong , sent it to your dealer,

 

when your wife makes hell lot of noise , something is wrong , send her back to your in law.

 

while it fun to spent time alone to keep your bike acompany, go for a threesome it add more spice

 

don't pay for your bike , make your mother pay for them

 

mother and son will never agree on the bike thingy, until you get the father to ride both the mother and the bike

 

buy insurance , you never know when you need them .

 

it always not too late to trust your instinct . it only too late if you don't

 

you can kiss your ass goodbye if you don't wear protection.

 

get insuranced in the event you did get to kiss it bye bye

 

give the riding centre a chance , you only get to qualified once

[ChaoPuzzy1968]

the only way to get thru a biker skull is to use a sledge hammer - you habe to get thru the helmet first

 

it a no brainer when it come to biking you don't need them or you end up without one anyway.

 

biker have hearing problem.....use sign language to communicate edpecially the finger

[Jehuty]

Different strokes for different people. I still stand by this one.