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Today i gt a funny incident

 

I have a site supervisor name alan and he was away.

 

I was looking for allen key to fix my bike..so i look for my worker for the tools.

 

Me: Ah nek(bro)...wheres allen key?

 

worker: Sir...no take alan key sir.

 

Me: But i saw u using allen key last week. where u put?

 

worker: no sir, alan key alan take.

 

Me: How come he take? Allen key suppose to key inside toolbox.

 

worker: I no take sir, alan key alan take.

 

Me: ....

 

worker: Alan key i cannot take wait alan fxxx me.

 

Me: @%! i ask allen key not alan key. (voice raised)

 

worker: sir sorry sir! I call alan now wait u talk to him...

 

Me: I show him the hand signage n explain to him....

 

worker: Oh...Ah lan key...u want ah lan key..

 

Me: I pengz...

 

wahahahahahahahaha.....nice one!!! hahaha...ah neh!! never fail to make me laugh always.... :lol:

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dear broz manz n chao chao and sis ,

 

i have discharge from hospital.

i have been very lucky, was told i flung n gone for a few sec, but came back.

 

all xray n ct brain scan looks ok, but still need to observe, now still raise my left arm, cant straight left leg n back can support long enough.

 

thks you all who came by

 

ride safe pls.

 

ps even u careful u also may kenna, but lucky i am slow thus nothing serious... :(

That's good to hear! Hope you have a speedy recovery.

Guest chaochao

Guest chaochao

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Today i gt a funny incident

 

I have a site supervisor name alan and he was away.

 

I was looking for allen key to fix my bike..so i look for my worker for the tools.

 

Me: Ah nek(bro)...wheres allen key?

 

worker: Sir...no take alan key sir.

 

Me: But i saw u using allen key last week. where u put?

 

worker: no sir, alan key alan take.

 

Me: How come he take? Allen key suppose to key inside toolbox.

 

worker: I no take sir, alan key alan take.

 

Me: ....

 

worker: Alan key i cannot take wait alan fxxx me.

 

Me: @%! i ask allen key not alan key. (voice raised)

 

worker: sir sorry sir! I call alan now wait u talk to him...

 

Me: I show him the hand signage n explain to him....

 

worker: Oh...Ah lan key...u want ah lan key..

 

Me: I pengz...

Waaaahahaha... that's a good one! You muz thank ah-neh for mustering your patience!

IceZ Newbie

IceZ

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You were not there bro...i was thinking whether wanna kill him or laugh at him.

 

i remember last thin i asked for helmet....they pass me hammer...

 

Really a CB (communication breakdown)

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ZzGaNgStErzZ Newbie

ZzGaNgStErzZ

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Today i gt a funny incident

 

I have a site supervisor name alan and he was away.

 

I was looking for allen key to fix my bike..so i look for my worker for the tools.

 

Me: Ah nek(bro)...wheres allen key?

 

worker: Sir...no take alan key sir.

 

Me: But i saw u using allen key last week. where u put?

 

worker: no sir, alan key alan take.

 

Me: How come he take? Allen key suppose to key inside toolbox.

 

worker: I no take sir, alan key alan take.

 

Me: ....

 

worker: Alan key i cannot take wait alan fxxx me.

 

Me: @%! i ask allen key not alan key. (voice raised)

 

worker: sir sorry sir! I call alan now wait u talk to him...

 

Me: I show him the hand signage n explain to him....

 

worker: Oh...Ah lan key...u want ah lan key..

 

Me: I pengz...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :faint::faint::faint:

the ah neh very cute leiz :p

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Guest chaochao

Guest chaochao

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This r6 color not bad, right?!!

What a waste that the owner dropped left and right one time :faint:

Bike so light still can drop.

r608

Magnet Newbie

Magnet

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This r6 color not bad, right?!!

What a waste that the owner dropped left and right one time :faint:

Bike so light still can drop.

r608

 

More birds more luck :)

My Steel Stallion Gallops http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/ngjayce/gif/wheel.gif

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Guest chaochao

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Saw me one of these Aprilia Dorsoduro at my work place and it is a beauty... 800cc with older Aprilia Shiver engine, but relatively cheaper than Dukes and KTM.

 

Hmm... this brand I've not owned before...

 

Allan82 - its underseat exhaust leh!!! :deal:

spyker Newbie

spyker

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lai ah lai ah...."punters" gather YET again..... sure win sure win!

"bryan miller's" prediction, this time ownership less den 1 yr.... lai ah lai ah....

 

will manzz be kana fly kite once again? or this time, the A380 aircraft??

STAY TUNE!!!! :angel:

IceZ Newbie

IceZ

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This r6 color not bad, right?!!

What a waste that the owner dropped left and right one time :faint:

Bike so light still can drop.

r608

 

swee!...wat u waiting for?lolx

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GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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hi morning ESR! time pass v fast, suddenly looking back at the 1st gathering with a few ESR at jalan kayu, when was it? 2004? wah if 2004 like that i know some ESR for 6 years already....

:cool:
Devilsown Newbie

Devilsown

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hi morning ESR! time pass v fast, suddenly looking back at the 1st gathering with a few ESR at jalan kayu, when was it? 2004? wah if 2004 like that i know some ESR for 6 years already....

 

so free arh.... remember u also treat us eat prata....

 

when can do it again? hahahaahah...

Filthy, Lusty & Horny.....

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spyker

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so free arh.... remember u also treat us eat prata....

 

when can do it again? hahahaahah...

 

wahh! finally dunno how many years see u post liao..... !

hmmm i tink we shld organise a gathering soon!.... and also re-elect a new "boss"...... since this current one self-exile to dunno where........:angel:

Devilsown Newbie

Devilsown

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wahh! finally dunno how many years see u post liao..... !

hmmm i tink we shld organise a gathering soon!.... and also re-elect a new "boss"...... since this current one self-exile to dunno where........:angel:

 

the "boss" time is mostly taken away by his female boss ... he should be lurking around the forum.. but never post lah.....

 

i dun know your schedule leh... u free next week den jio me out for dinner lor.

Dun NATO hor.

Filthy, Lusty & Horny.....

spyker Newbie

spyker

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the "boss" time is mostly taken away by his female boss ... he should be lurking around the forum.. but never post lah.....

 

i dun know your schedule leh... u free next week den jio me out for dinner lor.

Dun NATO hor.

 

eh halo, when did i NATO before? :sian:

Manzz Newbie

Manzz

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lai ah lai ah...."punters" gather YET again..... sure win sure win!

"bryan miller's" prediction, this time ownership less den 1 yr.... lai ah lai ah....

 

will manzz be kana fly kite once again? or this time, the A380 aircraft??

STAY TUNE!!!! :angel:

 

yes.. i kena fly aeroplane but not by onli one person lor.. by this fren named "James' who said on the day he collected his R6, that he would choose to quit smoking than to quit riding... :p

Manzz Newbie

Manzz

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hi morning ESR! time pass v fast, suddenly looking back at the 1st gathering with a few ESR at jalan kayu, when was it? 2004? wah if 2004 like that i know some ESR for 6 years already....

 

wah i still remember that day when we first met.. u were telling us abt pasir gudang.. and you were the one who taught me the 'lines' lor.. haha.. those were the days..

spyker Newbie

spyker

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yes.. i kena fly aeroplane but not by onli one person lor.. by this fren named "James' who said on the day he collected his R6, that he would choose to quit smoking than to quit riding... :p

 

damn dat "james"!!!!!!! :angel:

IceZ Newbie

IceZ

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hi morning ESR! time pass v fast, suddenly looking back at the 1st gathering with a few ESR at jalan kayu, when was it? 2004? wah if 2004 like that i know some ESR for 6 years already....

 

the 1st time i met u is at dam...dunno if im the 1st one u gt to noe..lolx.

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IceZ Newbie

IceZ

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wahh! finally dunno how many years see u post liao..... !

hmmm i tink we shld organise a gathering soon!.... and also re-elect a new "boss"...... since this current one self-exile to dunno where........:angel:

 

am i invited? lolx... :thumb:

 

sometime we must understand boss la..he has been monk since many yrs ago...now can take meat mah. :cheeky:

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