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MS · July 23, 2009

child seat still there.... so no chance of attracting young nubile chiobus...haha but 630i is not my dream car, it's an interim car with both form and function that suits my requirements.

Then remove the child seat. Every man deserves to live like a free man once in a while.

ya ya buy a TT and go GL shopping, they will stomp u like mad LOL!!!

Oh really? How do you know? Were you stomped in your STI when you were in GL? Who were you with that time? Confess honestly.

well what do you think about the new STi hatchback? depends on which Evo and which STi I prefer Evos 5,7,8 & 9, STi anything before the hatchback I've seen Evo X kena tail by Evo 9 like its obstructing his path

You are going to lose your freedom in a matter of months. Don't assume that a 11:40 for your 2.4 will make you free from the ghastly nature of the dreadful conscription. And please, I hope you will never be tempted to sign on the dotted line for this well known 'orh tiam'. Take with a pinch of salt with whatever promises they make. Join the civilian sector after you leave the ditch and you will have a chance to speak from the same platform as Maverick. Stay in the hole and you can only dream about it. Unless of course, you are a scholar who betrayed his life to live for others. Diploma in the hole? Asking for trouble.

GuiNNeSS · July 23, 2009

Then remove the child seat. Every man deserves to live like a free man once in a while.

Oh really? How do you know? Were you stomped in your STI when you were in GL? Who were you with that time? Confess honestly.

You are going to lose your freedom in a matter of months. Don't assume that a 11:40 for your 2.4 will make you free from the ghastly nature of the dreadful conscription. And please, I hope you will never be tempted to sign on the dotted line for this well known 'orh tiam'. Take with a pinch of salt with whatever promises they make. Join the civilian sector after you leave the ditch and you will have a chance to speak from the same platform as Maverick. Stay in the hole and you can only dream about it. Unless of course, you are a scholar who betrayed his life to live for others. Diploma in the hole? Asking for trouble.

u see my car too up liao, stompers has not much of interest stomping our puny car at GL, but coupe is definately a "eye-catcher" at that area with ladies bending over at ur windows

Stompers will only write "blah blah spotted at OG racing"

MS · July 23, 2009

u see my car too up liao, stompers has not much of interest stomping our puny car at GL, but coupe is definately a "eye-catcher" at that area with ladies bending over at ur windows
Stompers will only write "blah blah spotted at OG racing"

You don't have ladies beding over at your window for obvious reasons...

jB · July 23, 2009

You are going to lose your freedom in a matter of months. Don't assume that a 11:40 for your 2.4 will make you free from the ghastly nature of the dreadful conscription. And please, I hope you will never be tempted to sign on the dotted line for this well known 'orh tiam'. Take with a pinch of salt with whatever promises they make. Join the civilian sector after you leave the ditch and you will have a chance to speak from the same platform as Maverick. Stay in the hole and you can only dream about it. Unless of course, you are a scholar who betrayed his life to live for others. Diploma in the hole? Asking for trouble.

it was 11:23 man. I'm going to better my 9:30 again!

West Spec · July 25, 2009

it was 11:23 man. I'm going to better my 9:30 again!

take it easy dude.. ur 1st wk of training yet to come n yes u likely to improve ur 2.4 timing.. hey remember to do a gd war cry hehe :cheeky:

jB · July 25, 2009

take it easy dude.. ur 1st wk of training yet to come n yes u likely to improve ur 2.4 timing.. hey remember to do a gd war cry hehe :cheeky:

war cry? Mr 7346's warcry applicable?

KNNBCCB 299!! #$%^&^%$%

MS · July 25, 2009

war cry? Mr 7346's warcry applicable?
KNNBCCB 299!! #$%^&^%$%

Some military technical jargons you should get yourself familiar with.

Chiong Sua = charging up the hill or doing anything vigourous. For example running from one point to another with the minimum of SBO.

Sign Xtra = going to the CSM office for this means you have some weekend dedicated for the camp prospectively.

Confinement = as the name suggests, you stay in camp. In addition, you will very likely be given entrenching tools to clean the drains.

SOL = Stoppages of leave; applicable to those who have committed serious offences yet the disciplinary officer had been lenient enough to not send the perpetuator into DB.

DB = Detention barracks. This is a short term boot camp to lose weight and look haggard with free haircut. The cost of this course is to make a blatant lie to your officer on anything. Then if it does not work, grab his collar and threaten to rearrange his face.

Armskote = Places where you keep your rifles. Or it may be some decoy to lead others to believe that arms are stored there.

Sign in the box = always remember to sign in the box. NEVER cross the line unless you feel like signing some Xtras or confinement.

Chow Recruit = if anyone calls you a chow recruit, it means you have not passed your BMT and you have not bathed properly for days. Go and shower yourself properly with soap and water. Not with the bloody powder that does nothing but merely masks your stench.

Knock it down/hit it = Please clap your hands and yell your company name. Then proceed to assume push up positions. Never ever commence push ups without the prior permission from the person who knock you down. And ensure you yell the numeric proceeds with vigour while you accomplish your push ups. Don't ask questions when you are told to restart from zero. It's either you didn't do it properly, someone in your platoon didn't do it properly or because you have an abominable face.

*hit it = in SISPEC, hit it actually means to go through your IA drills.

IA = during range when your rifle is jammed. Which means no discharge of live rounds depsite triggering. Yell "IAIA" and do your IA drill. Don't wait for the conducting officer to stop the whole range for you. Because no one will wait for you. Good luck for this.

Book Out = Only by the order of his majesty the CO and his royal highness the OC. The weekend does not mean you can book out. Your book out will be knighted by the holy book called the book in book out book. The favourite book held in highest regard by the whole company. Whoever loses or damages the book will instantly become the public enemy.

Company = Does not equate to Pte Ltd. This is the combination of several platoons.

Military language can sometimes be impeccably vulgar. Because when someone says that you are a $#@@@#$%$@#^^%@#$^$#^&*%%^, you are not allowed to defy, disagree or express any tinge of dissent. You are only allowed to say one word. "Yes sergeant" or "yes sir". The kaleidoscope of language is not going to be easy to swallow. But we either wallow in self pity, hoping for our mummy to write to the MP to save our sorry arse or we perservere and push through the dreadful 2 years and emerge a man. Submerged in mud yet untainted.

2 ikan bilis = CPL = coporal

3 ikan bilieis ! 5 ikan bilis = 3SG ~ 1SG = Sergeant

5 ikan bilis with a crab in the center = SSG = staff

6 ikan bilis with a crab in the center = MSG = condemned rank; waiting for discharge. He's a good inspiration why you shouldn't sign on.

The rest with the ranks on top are all 'sir'. Warrants and Commissioned officers alike.

Always address yourself as REC jB Ng. Never ever think you are some Mr jB Ng. When the sergeants tell you to walk slowly, don't assume that they are trying to be nice. Because it's an indication that you are about to get f*cked upside down. Don't ever walk in front of your trainers. YOu are only allowed to double up (run) or march.

Do you understand Recruit?! Har?! F**KING CHOW RECRUIT! YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S ARMY?!

Thanks... 6 years of life in there suffice. I am now a civilian. While typing this, images that took place in Delta Company BMTC2 Nee Soon Camp floods into my mind. I am glad the 6 years flew past quickly. It will for you too jB.

I am glad you understand. OK... now platoon watch it! serdia! keluar baris!

Throttle · July 25, 2009

child seat cannot remove, it's a fantastic prop.

dont you know, girls prefer mature steady married men.....hahahaha

GuiNNeSS · July 25, 2009

Some military technical jargons you should get yourself familiar with.
Chiong Sua = charging up the hill or doing anything vigourous. For example running from one point to another with the minimum of SBO.
Sign Xtra = going to the CSM office for this means you have some weekend dedicated for the camp prospectively.
Confinement = as the name suggests, you stay in camp. In addition, you will very likely be given entrenching tools to clean the drains.
SOL = Stoppages of leave; applicable to those who have committed serious offences yet the disciplinary officer had been lenient enough to not send the perpetuator into DB.
DB = Detention barracks. This is a short term boot camp to lose weight and look haggard with free haircut. The cost of this course is to make a blatant lie to your officer on anything. Then if it does not work, grab his collar and threaten to rearrange his face.
Armskote = Places where you keep your rifles. Or it may be some decoy to lead others to believe that arms are stored there.
Sign in the box = always remember to sign in the box. NEVER cross the line unless you feel like signing some Xtras or confinement.
Chow Recruit = if anyone calls you a chow recruit, it means you have not passed your BMT and you have not bathed properly for days. Go and shower yourself properly with soap and water. Not with the bloody powder that does nothing but merely masks your stench.
Knock it down/hit it = Please clap your hands and yell your company name. Then proceed to assume push up positions. Never ever commence push ups without the prior permission from the person who knock you down. And ensure you yell the numeric proceeds with vigour while you accomplish your push ups. Don't ask questions when you are told to restart from zero. It's either you didn't do it properly, someone in your platoon didn't do it properly or because you have an abominable face.
*hit it = in SISPEC, hit it actually means to go through your IA drills.
IA = during range when your rifle is jammed. Which means no discharge of live rounds depsite triggering. Yell "IAIA" and do your IA drill. Don't wait for the conducting officer to stop the whole range for you. Because no one will wait for you. Good luck for this.
Book Out = Only by the order of his majesty the CO and his royal highness the OC. The weekend does not mean you can book out. Your book out will be knighted by the holy book called the book in book out book. The favourite book held in highest regard by the whole company. Whoever loses or damages the book will instantly become the public enemy.
Company = Does not equate to Pte Ltd. This is the combination of several platoons.

Military language can sometimes be impeccably vulgar. Because when someone says that you are a $#@@@#$%$@#^^%@#$^$#^&*%%^, you are not allowed to defy, disagree or express any tinge of dissent. You are only allowed to say one word. "Yes sergeant" or "yes sir". The kaleidoscope of language is not going to be easy to swallow. But we either wallow in self pity, hoping for our mummy to write to the MP to save our sorry arse or we perservere and push through the dreadful 2 years and emerge a man. Submerged in mud yet untainted.

2 ikan bilis = CPL = coporal
3 ikan bilieis ! 5 ikan bilis = 3SG ~ 1SG = Sergeant
5 ikan bilis with a crab in the center = SSG = staff
6 ikan bilis with a crab in the center = MSG = condemned rank; waiting for discharge. He's a good inspiration why you shouldn't sign on.
The rest with the ranks on top are all 'sir'. Warrants and Commissioned officers alike.

Always address yourself as REC jB Ng. Never ever think you are some Mr jB Ng. When the sergeants tell you to walk slowly, don't assume that they are trying to be nice. Because it's an indication that you are about to get f*cked upside down. Don't ever walk in front of your trainers. YOu are only allowed to double up (run) or march.

Do you understand Recruit?! Har?! F**KING CHOW RECRUIT! YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S ARMY?!

Thanks... 6 years of life in there suffice. I am now a civilian. While typing this, images that took place in Delta Company BMTC2 Nee Soon Camp floods into my mind. I am glad the 6 years flew past quickly. It will for you too jB.

I am glad you understand. OK... now platoon watch it! serdia! keluar baris!

:lol: pls sing the army song nicely :lol: perform it like you're joining singapore idol

MS · July 25, 2009

I just watched 'The Illusionist'. Edward Norton flawlessly plays the excessively intelligent Eisenheim. Through this movie, we see how the lack of humility makes one extremely susceptible to deceit. Set in the feudal Austrian background. The talented magician Eisenheim in a bid to flee with his childhood lover, Duchess Sophie played by the sexy Jessica Biel from the crown prince hatched an elaborate plot. The crown prince as a manifestation of an arrogant tyrant in the flesh fell for the well coordinated plan ended up entangled in his own transgression. He took his own life eventually when his treachery came to light. He had planned to commit treason by overthrowing his father prematurely even though he was already the crown prince. With an ego too big to conceal, coupled with perfidy equaled only with the worst of men and his poor management of restraining and containing his anger. Very quickly, he fell prey to the seamlessly devised conspiracy between the more refined Eisenheim and his childhood sweetheart Duchess Sofie. With such an intriguing plot, the fusion of entertainment and philosophy co-exists in absolute brilliance. An excellent show... so what's next? Public Enemies?

jB · July 25, 2009

Some military technical jargons you should get yourself familiar with.

Always address yourself as REC jB Ng. Never ever think you are some Mr jB Ng. When the sergeants tell you to walk slowly, don't assume that they are trying to be nice. Because it's an indication that you are about to get f*cked upside down. Don't ever walk in front of your trainers. YOu are only allowed to double up (run) or march.

I don't need to learn so much, yet.

I don't need to address myself, the lower ranks will greet their General when they see him

Good night and happy dreaming private MS.

MS · July 28, 2009

I was speechless when I saw a young WRX driver with a milo can exhaust and huge spoiler pumping air pressure at 380kPA for his tyres. I was dumbfounded when I found the conversion equates to 55PSI. He said he likes it 'hard'... I kindly remarked that the tremendously excess pressures can cause his tyres to explode. But he shoved me off by claiming I don't know anything. I laughed it off and walked away. I hope he will never have to experience it the hard way.

*248kPA = 36PSI

ravenSP · July 28, 2009

dude, you should just ask him to pump a lil more since he likes it hard.

follow him and enjoy the show ma

alamak, you dont know how to have fun!

jB · July 28, 2009

he needed more air so he can skip on water?

West Spec · July 29, 2009

I was speechless when I saw a young WRX driver with a milo can exhaust and huge spoiler pumping air pressure at 380kPA for his tyres. I was dumbfounded when I found the conversion equates to 55PSI. He said he likes it 'hard'... I kindly remarked that the tremendously excess pressures can cause his tyres to explode. But he shoved me off by claiming I don't know anything. I laughed it off and walked away. I hope he will never have to experience it the hard way.

*248kPA = 36PSI

hmm maybe he need a lift to feel light as in like floating thru his journey in his ride haha..

GuiNNeSS · July 29, 2009

I was speechless when I saw a young WRX driver with a milo can exhaust and huge spoiler pumping air pressure at 380kPA for his tyres. I was dumbfounded when I found the conversion equates to 55PSI. He said he likes it 'hard'... I kindly remarked that the tremendously excess pressures can cause his tyres to explode. But he shoved me off by claiming I don't know anything. I laughed it off and walked away. I hope he will never have to experience it the hard way.

*248kPA = 36PSI

wah liew, maybe he need to do "stuffs" inside, so need something HARDER

anyway no point advising these ppl, if i see such dumbass i will tell him to up the pressure more muhahaha

jB · July 30, 2009

MORE MORE MORE!!

Tyrian · August 4, 2009

hi everyone

what are the symptoms that the alternator is gone, or going to be gone?

for me, my music gets "restarted" for no reason once in a while during deceleration. need help here

thanks everyone

jB · August 4, 2009

Music as in USB or CD music? How about your other lightings? Do they get dimmer? Install a voltmeter?

Tyrian · August 4, 2009

Music as in USB or CD music? How about your other lightings? Do they get dimmer? Install a voltmeter?

in the past, my lights suddenly dissappear and then reappear again in a flash.

music in FM mode, AUX also have. no voltmeter

already spent thousands to repair my esi, no more juice for a voltmeter

GuiNNeSS · August 5, 2009

your car use aluminium pully?

Tyrian · August 5, 2009

your car use aluminium pully?

what is aluminium pully? sorry, i have no idea what it is.

GuiNNeSS · August 6, 2009

what is aluminium pully? sorry, i have no idea what it is.

aka lightweight belt pully, adding this can snap belt and damage to alternator. if yours is a old car, then maybe is times up liao to chg a new one

jB · August 6, 2009

OH! Lightened crank pulley will do that?

sICkbOi-dOt-cOm · August 6, 2009

Btw... What mods will void the car warranty?

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