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To the special someone...

lunloon

By lunloon
in TCSS Kopitiam Corner

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GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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Hey Kiddo,

 

You would have been legal to ride next month, have you lived.

 

Know that I do wonder, whether I will have allowed you to take lessons as well as be monitoring your postings in this forum when you come of age and to be so many things that I am doing now.

:cool:
Tanarthur Newbie

Tanarthur

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Hey Kiddo,

 

You would have been legal to ride next month, have you lived.

 

Know that I do wonder, whether I will have allowed you to take lessons as well as be monitoring your postings in this forum when you come of age and to be so many things that I am doing now.

 

Don't think so much. Take a break....

 

 

Let's just ride....

I AM BACK!!!!!

Tanarthur Newbie

Tanarthur

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:lol: Sure Arthur. If you say so. Thats why you are still so single hor.

 

I am still single for a reason. Something personal...

 

 

Let's just ride....

I AM BACK!!!!!

  • 5 months later...
GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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Hey Des,

 

It will have been our 20 years anniversary. Or even 18 years marriage anniversary.

 

Times flies. Hope you are still doing well. And here's wishing you more great time ahead.

 

Thank you.

:cool:
  • 2 months later...
  • 3 weeks later...
GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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Dear Never Got Born Baby Sis,

 

I sometimes wondered, if you have been born, will we have completed the Chinese saying with our names: Ming Mei Yan Yang. 'Beautiful Day".

 

I know Mummy wanted a son, and consulted some Chinese Medium, which says you are a girl and aborted you.

 

It would have made us 3 gals and 1 boy.

 

If there had been any doubt about how my own Mummy is an arsehole and only go loving over guys. This was the earliest example.

:cool:
lkm Newbie

lkm

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Dear Never Got Born Baby Sis,

 

I sometimes wondered, if you have been born, will we have completed the Chinese saying with our names: Ming Mei Yan Yang. 'Beautiful Day".

 

I know Mummy wanted a son, and consulted some Chinese Medium, which says you are a girl and aborted you.

 

It would have made us 3 gals and 1 boy.

 

If there had been any doubt about how my own Mummy is an arsehole and only go loving over guys. This was the earliest example.

 

Awww.... I'm sure you would have made a fantastic sis to her.

A mid-lifer who started late on the motorised 2-wheeler game. Currently riding a 200NS - with a P-plate.

Randomly rants at www.sgBikerBoy.com

  • 2 weeks later...
GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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The new Crime Prevention advert by SPF, regards to online Love Scams....is a very good reminder.

 

And just now. Was on facebook, and this goodlooking picture guy added me on facebook. I thought it was a fellow biker friend from long ago.

 

He is supposedly from Malaysia. But during the conversation, he says he is from China and working in Malaysia supplying oil and gas.

 

But his profile shows he graduated from a Kuching High School. That rang an alarm bell and I unfriended him immediately.

 

I am old, broke, sick and lonely. But even if I needed a distraction, it wouldn't be from a China Guy pretending to be a Malaysian handsome sexy matured fella.

 

Heck, any of you guys here wins him anytime.

:cool:
GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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Dear tall single big eye guy,

 

Really, if you aren't born in the year of the Monkey, and me in the year of the Tiger.

 

I would have gone after you like Ermmm.....Marshmallow Woman to a Fire.....

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MR BIKER Newbie

MR BIKER

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I AM not chinese but if a guy is year of monkey and you tiger, then why is he fire??? it should be you the fiery marshmallow going for the mouth , right?

GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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I AM not chinese but if a guy is year of monkey and you tiger, then why is he fire??? it should be you the fiery marshmallow going for the mouth , right?

 

The moth to the flame saying lah.....

 

Just that this female here, is not a light weight flyable moth.....

:cool:
  • 2 months later...
GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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I finally went down to Loyang Tua Bek Gong Temple last night.

 

Original plan was to pray to the Earth Diety only. Supposed to have some offerings and ceremony, where it was to announce to the ex's family ancestors that I am no longer their daughter in law thingy.

 

(Don't ask me, I also didnt know that I was supposed to do that. Am not an active joss stick totting kinda person.)

 

And I was confused with Tau Pek Gong, versus Earth Diety aka 'Tu di gong'. I didnt exactly know the difference.

 

So there I was, standing at the joss sticks and papers donation/collection area. Around 8+pm, was tongpang there by my work partner at P ubin out of loyang base. really really lost. But wow! They have money changing machine that dispenses $2/- and even $1 coins!

 

And I tried to followed the directions at individual joss stick urns and pray to almost all the dieties.

 

And when I reached the 'tu di gong gong', the darn smoke from the joss stick stings my eyes, so I was like suddenly crying badly, and the jossticks ashes was burning my hands. It was a mess!

 

But I am not sure that 'tu di gong gong' actually heard my request. Cos I definitely not sure I got the ceremony right, or said the right things!

 

So dear ex.....you have to tahan a bit more, to be tagged with 3 wives and 2 kids for a while longer. Ok. Will try to research more, and hoepfully, that should improve my relationship luck for myself too.

 

I think thats why I was having such problems praying at the Bangkok Love God place. It was still a horribly hilarious happening, that I still relate to friends, and we all can laugh at the god's hint that I am to be single forever.

:cool:
  • 3 weeks later...
gohjohan Newbie

gohjohan

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I finally went down to Loyang Tua Bek Gong Temple last night.

 

Original plan was to pray to the Earth Diety only. Supposed to have some offerings and ceremony, where it was to announce to the ex's family ancestors that I am no longer their daughter in law thingy.

 

(Don't ask me, I also didnt know that I was supposed to do that. Am not an active joss stick totting kinda person.)

 

And I was confused with Tau Pek Gong, versus Earth Diety aka 'Tu di gong'. I didnt exactly know the difference.

 

So there I was, standing at the joss sticks and papers donation/collection area. Around 8+pm, was tongpang there by my work partner at P ubin out of loyang base. really really lost. But wow! They have money changing machine that dispenses $2/- and even $1 coins!

 

And I tried to followed the directions at individual joss stick urns and pray to almost all the dieties.

 

And when I reached the 'tu di gong gong', the darn smoke from the joss stick stings my eyes, so I was like suddenly crying badly, and the jossticks ashes was burning my hands. It was a mess!

 

But I am not sure that 'tu di gong gong' actually heard my request. Cos I definitely not sure I got the ceremony right, or said the right things!

 

So dear ex.....you have to tahan a bit more, to be tagged with 3 wives and 2 kids for a while longer. Ok. Will try to research more, and hoepfully, that should improve my relationship luck for myself too.

 

I think thats why I was having such problems praying at the Bangkok Love God place. It was still a horribly hilarious happening, that I still relate to friends, and we all can laugh at the god's hint that I am to be single forever.

 

With such doubt, I think the answer is no :(

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  • 4 months later...
GuiNNeSS Newbie

GuiNNeSS

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WHY! WHY! WHY!

 

All the sexy guys are gay!

 

Had a tourist guide classmate who also happens to be a swimming coach. And mind you, he is very buff. An active Peranakan, always involves in the acting and so on. And he is like 53 years old. The 6 packs on his abs.....Woosh. Love holding onto his thick muscled arm.

 

And finally after 4 years. My other classmate dropped the bomb on me. That they all knew he was gay!

:cool:

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