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This time is really for lunch... See you all later.

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Geia is angry... but at least the world is trying to take better care of her now. We can only do our part. :)

it's bcos of the hole in the ozone layer of the earth that couldn't keep the uv rays of the sun away and get trapped into the earth's atmosphere that causes the green effect that heats up the poles and increase the sea level which changed the order of the rainfall in all areas of the world and the temp change made the plate shifts and causes all kinds of earthquakes and tsunamis and all these is bcos we r using fuel with carbon monoxide emission that eats up the bloody ozone in the 1st place!!!! whew... that was long...:faint:

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huh phuket got bungee meh? hw much?

have, but the utility looks a bit run-down when i when to see it bout 2 years back. :cheeky:

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have, but the utility looks a bit run-down when i when to see it bout 2 years back. :cheeky:

can look see look see b4 deciding... most important the rope.. not like my raffia string

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I use to be 60KG now I am about almost 80KG then my pants is around size 30 lor now is about 34 lor :cry: :cry: .. What to do now I fat fat lor :cry: :cry: :cry:

ok lah, i wear around 32 to 34 also. still alright, not fat not fat. :sweat: :sweat:

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wah..... not eating is not call dieting wor....dieting is just cutting down on meat, deep fried n carbo food plus sweet drinks

ya man, let's do it!! :thumb:

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Last nite work later then go uncle home watch TV then meet up my buddy for supper and beer

wow, same same, i had supper with my buddies last night too. and i downed a Guiness, broke my non-alcoholic rules last night. :cheeky:

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wow, same same, i had supper with my buddies last night too. and i downed a Guiness, broke my non-alcoholic rules last night. :cheeky:

neber kana twisted ear by blur ah...

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Top up a bit to buy a better rain coat.... :thumb:

top up? wat you mean? buy raincoat can trade in meh? i was thinking just buy a new set like that. :smile: :smile:

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neber kana twisted ear by blur ah...

aiyah she watch those cheesy cheesy lovey-dovey taiwanese drama until no sky no ground liao lor. watch until so late until today cannot watch up go shopping with her mum. :faint: :faint:

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wow, same same, i had supper with my buddies last night too. and i downed a Guiness, broke my non-alcoholic rules last night. :cheeky:

 

wow......

 

same same like encik..... to make u strong ar.......

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neber kana twisted ear by blur ah...

 

where will.......

 

after downing the Black Dog....become powerpower where will pull his ear wor......

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aiyah she watch those cheesy cheesy lovey-dovey taiwanese drama until no sky no ground liao lor. watch until so late until today cannot watch up go shopping with her mum. :faint: :faint:

 

hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

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aiyah she watch those cheesy cheesy lovey-dovey taiwanese drama until no sky no ground liao lor. watch until so late until today cannot watch up go shopping with her mum. :faint: :faint:

my one about the same...hk serial:"I take over ur company.. u kill my father... my father slept with her mom so we cannot get married" type one lor... then when we go home late she anyhow think... haiz.. girls..

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it's bcos of the hole in the ozone layer of the earth that couldn't keep the uv rays of the sun away and get trapped into the earth's atmosphere that causes the green effect that heats up the poles and increase the sea level which changed the order of the rainfall in all areas of the world and the temp change made the plate shifts and causes all kinds of earthquakes and tsunamis and all these is bcos we r using fuel with carbon monoxide emission that eats up the bloody ozone in the 1st place!!!! whew... that was long...:faint:

 

wow................

 

u so tok kong ar..........

 

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

POWER la.......:thumb: :thumb:

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my one about the same...hk serial:"I take over ur company.. u kill my father... my father slept with her mom so we cannot get married" type one lor... then when we go home late she anyhow think... haiz.. girls..

 

hahaahhahahhahahha........

 

Teo Teo Teo......

 

 

totally agree.......:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

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Something to share..

 

 

 

 

Men's rules

 

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are

the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-

 

Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

 

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't

try to change that.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up,

put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of

the tides. Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think

of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle

hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do

not work! Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

 

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of

the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

 

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want

it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just

do it yourself.

 

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do

we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default

settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin

is also a fruit.

We have no idea what Mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act

like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not

worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine. Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are

prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

 

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on

the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that,

its like camping.:thumb: :thumb:

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going out to wash bike by ti gong liao, see u all 2nite..

 

hahhahahha...................

 

go where sia???

 

Chinatown ar????

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Posted
Something to share..

 

 

 

 

Men's rules

 

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are

the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-

 

Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

 

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't

try to change that.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up,

put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of

the tides. Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think

of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle

hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do

not work! Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

 

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of

the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

 

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want

it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just

do it yourself.

 

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do

we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default

settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin

is also a fruit.

We have no idea what Mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act

like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not

worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine. Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are

prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

 

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on

the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that,

its like camping.:thumb: :thumb:

GOOD ONE FOR THE ROAD!!:thumb: :thumb:

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hahhahahha...................

 

go where sia???

 

Chinatown ar????

Go... Jurong IMM... Chinatown... Maxwell Road... Leng Kee Road... Bedok Road... Seng Kang West Ave... Finally Bt Pjg.. bye..

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Go... Jurong IMM... Chinatown... Maxwell Road... Leng Kee Road... Bedok Road... Seng Kang West Ave... Finally Bt Pjg.. bye..

 

U go touring ar????:faint: :faint:

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my one about the same...hk serial:"I take over ur company.. u kill my father... my father slept with her mom so we cannot get married" type one lor... then when we go home late she anyhow think... haiz.. girls..

ya lah!! taiwanese one different, is this gal like this boy, but hor this boy got good friends or brothers who happen to like this gal then they spend a great deal of time trying to decide who can have her. :faint: :faint:

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wah super swee!! i like it, it's so true!! :thumb: :thumb:

 

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