Million Dollar Question

[Guest Wolverine]

Would you sit down at a table and have a cup of liqiud shite and a plate of normal shite for a million dollars?

 

Interestingly enough, a lot of people would do it in a recent survey that was conducted.

 

But they all required it to be done in private so that no one would know. Link it to embarrasment.

 

What about you guys?

 

Poll away and feel free to give answers as to why if you are open about this.

 

For the rest of ya who will do it but do not want to reveal yourself, complete the poll at least for us to see the results.

[paiseh]

million US dollars? i wouldnt mind

[Guest Wolverine]

Lets put it as Singapore Dollars

 

S$1,000,000.

[hyperrev]

why not? a million dollars is a million dollars.

[ApprenticeRider]

Its just too yucks urghhhh

[Aie]

Make it a million pounds and I'm game...

[nhyone]

What's shite?

 

I'll find someone to do it for $100k and keep the rest for myself.

[archenemy]

S$1,000,000?

 

i would do it for S$500,000.

 

then immediately call raffles hospital to pump and empty my stomach..should only cost around $3000 at the most...

 

then get myself some nice food & drinks to erase the taste & smell of it...

 

viola...im richer by S$450,000.

[StingRhea]

i will find one bangalah to do it for $10k and keep the rest to myself.

 

so do u haf the money in the first place or not?

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[iusiOns74]

Dont talk only lah.. if really a plate of sh*t place in front of you, i doubt you will do it...

 

And eating feaces is very unhygenic. Germs will rot your stomach. You may have the guts to swallow it, but you may not have the life to spend that million buck...

[Sky99]

if the sh*t is mine ? i might consider !!

[Aie]

Originally posted by Sky99@Jul 29 2006, 04:59 PM

if the sh*t is mine ? i might consider !!

sh*t is sh*t. Does it matter whether it is yours or someone's else's???

[StingRhea]

kena fire..

[åæçˆ]

Well its a psychological problem, even u can pass the test and got the money. When the time comes to spend the money, everything will come back to U... Yeap yeap... I got it for eating sh*t....

 

Will still pose a problem in the future...

[archenemy]

anyone with the money to spare? pls PM me.

[Guest ReD^R1]

i guess everyone has their own price. Some would do it, some won't. If guess if I were to do it I would eat the sh*t and take then money go to hospital to clean my stomach rather than letting the sh*t digest. I'm afraid next time I clear bowels it becomes ash. But personally I vote not to do it. I would wanna earn a million dollars in a more honourable way thru my great talents/effort. I believe there's always a balance in life. I believe if earn $1M in that way, few things probably happen:

 

1)The money spent and dunno where it went to, and u dont' see any increase in your assets, it then bring you more problems later as you got use to spending that much and you have no more to spend. Where to find another $1M. Anymore sh*t to offer again?

 

2) Fall sick and use up that $1M to cure you. Everything is like a dream. You never gotta anything. Suffer the agony of being sick just for a moment of greed.

 

3) Drop dead. Not destined to be that rich. Someone else more worthy just claim it and spend it for ya. Hopefully the spouse. They will then turn a small part of that $1M to a different currency. Hellbank notes. Very good currency exchange rate.

 

4) Try to be smart. Use that $1M to roll for another $1M by investing so that you don't have to worry for the future. Lose big time and end up with nothing still.

 

5) Life happily ever after. However only very small percent possible to have such lucky. I have hardly go lucky. so I don't tink I will fall into this category.

[Guest Wolverine]

Thank you guys for your interesting comments.

 

Now, interestingly, the poll has gone in a way in which we actually have a situation whereby the balance between those who are willing to do it and those who are not willing to do it are actually almost half.

 

This shows quite clearly that most people would actually forgo such an opportunity for a number of reasons:

 

1) Just plain disgust and distaste

 

2) Fear of consequence (after consumption)

 

3) Belief in more legitimate means of attaining wealth

 

Some professors and academics have actually written off society as a bunch of people who are willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of wealth and that greed has consumed our very souls to the point where human dignity, pride and respect are forgotten and discarded. There are professors and academics who on the other hand have said that there is hope.

 

It has been ASSUMED that the Asian societies are the ones who practice dignity, pride and a good honest day at work to gain wealth. It is ASSUMED that the westerners are the ones who have degenerated due to their media, beliefs and practices. Just watch their TV shows and you can see for yourself.

 

 

There has also been another survey that was conducted to ask people if they would rather gain a million dollars through legitimate ways or gain the million dollars through illegitimate waysand still get away with it.

 

How do you think this polled in the West and how it will polled here in Asia? I think we would emerge victors of pride and dignity? Or would we degenerate and make that million illegitamately and smirk at the thought of not being caught?

[weili443]

Depends on the volume. If too big a plate, don't think can finish lah. Small plate still can. Depends on whose shite also. If it's a pretty girls shite, maybe not so bad. Maybe got nice smell

[åæçˆ]

Originally posted by weili443@Jul 31 2006, 04:39 PM

Depends on the volume. If too big a plate, don't think can finish lah. Small plate still can. Depends on whose shite also. If it's a pretty girls shite, maybe not so bad. Maybe got nice smell

So lamer....

[ApprenticeRider]

Originally posted by weili443@Jul 31 2006, 04:39 PM

Depends on the volume. If too big a plate, don't think can finish lah. Small plate still can. Depends on whose shite also. If it's a pretty girls shite, maybe not so bad. Maybe got nice smell

sh*t is sh*t, where got such thing as see who's sh*t maybe got nice smell. LolZ

[DramaQueen]

theres tons of sick ppl here lol..

[Sky99]

but when u smell ur own sh*t and other ppl 's sh*t . u surely think that ur sh*t not so smelly eh. i also duno why eh .

[weili443]

Originally posted by Sky99@Jul 31 2006, 08:39 PM

but when u smell ur own sh*t and other ppl 's sh*t . u surely think that ur sh*t not so smelly eh. i also duno why eh .

Because you smell it everyday and have become accustomed to the unique flavour.

[Darkness19]

i will, look at the amount of money $1 000 000

tats alot $$$ :cheer: