we know you're a poser if...

[deckard]

Taken from cyclefish.com -- Just for laughs everyone~!

 

And we know you're a poser if...

 

 

 

* You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.

* You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.

* You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.

* You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.

* You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.

* Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.

* You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.

* You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.

* Your saddle bags say "Gucci".

* You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.

* Your tattoos wash off.

* You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.

* You won't ride down a gravel road.

* You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.

* You only ride on weekends, when you can.

* You never ride to work.

* All your leathers match.

* There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.

* You don't own a rain suit.

* You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.

* You've never had to replace a worn out tire.

* You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.

* You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.

* You ride a Ducati.

* Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.

[bernardk]

Basket... one of the sentence ah the Duc riders will come and blast you eh Hahahaha... But nevertheless good laugh. And im actually quite a poser then Hahaha...

[GuiNNeSS]

Missing: Your bike have never mount up a kerb or thundered down a kerb.....for and from parking.

 

2. You thought that people carrying helmets around, is because these people rides small bike and thus have no boxes to store them helmets. And its even worse when you tries to explain to your girl that, loudly, in a crowded elevators with all those bikers carrying their helmets squeezed into that same lift.

 

3. You actually wear jeans under your armoured riding pants on a long trip towards the North.

 

4. Your bike has so much stickers that 'increases' the speed of your bike.

 

5. You parked yourself between two cars lanes and couldnt move forward to the white line at the traffic junction, and there is kup kias stucked behind you because you dont dare to squeeze.

[prettymussel]

And we know you're a poser if...

 

* You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.

 

and why is this poserish??

 

Missing:

2. You thought that people carrying helmets around, is because these people rides small bike and thus have no boxes to store them helmets. And its even worse when you tries to explain to your girl that, loudly, in a crowded elevators with all those bikers carrying their helmets squeezed into that same lift.

 

i'm guessing that u were in that same lift..

[Shunpo]

5. You parked yourself between two cars lanes and couldnt move forward to the white line at the traffic junction, and there is kup kias stucked behind you because you dont dare to squeeze.

 

omg. i became a poser T_T

[GuiNNeSS]

omg. i became a poser T_T

 

You did not became a poser. You ARE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soooooo........................admit it.

[Shunpo]

You did not became a poser. You ARE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soooooo........................admit it.

 

 

 

now i know being safe = poser. thanks

[amberxuan]

Missing: Your bike have never mount up a kerb or thundered down a kerb.....for and from parking.

 

Ok, if you find spots that doesn't require you to park up a kerb cuz you have short legs still considered poser? LOL! I have short legs I try to park areas that is easier for me.

 

2. You thought that people carrying helmets around, is because these people rides small bike and thus have no boxes to store them helmets. And its even worse when you tries to explain to your girl that, loudly, in a crowded elevators with all those bikers carrying their helmets squeezed into that same lift.

 

4. Your bike has so much stickers that 'increases' the speed of your bike.

 

Hahaha the above 2 are literally LOL. You should also add doesn't mean girls that carry helmets necessary means they are the pillion and it is funny when we hear guys boasting when they don't know you're actually a rider and tell you really exaggerated stories.

[swiftee]

* You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.

 

ummm... so the non-poser option is to swallow it?

 

 

 

heh heh according to a few of the points above... i am a poser

[PBbombomlee]

@VK, 1 sticker = +5bhp

 

[wanaero]

now i know being safe = poser. thanks

 

LOL guess i also a poser sometimes if that is what poser do.. I'm with you bro.. Safety is first priority..

[Throttle]

guess that makes me a poser too

but not that i'm bothered.

 

heh

[STi]

* You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.

* You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.

* Your tattoos wash off.(Cos I dun have 1)

* You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.

* You only ride on weekends, when you can.

* You never ride to work.

* You don't own a rain suit.

* You ride a Ducati.

*You parked yourself between two cars lanes and couldnt move forward to the white line at the traffic junction, and there is kup kias stucked behind you because you dont dare to squeeze.

 

Guess I'm a super poser:=)

[welly]

im proud to say im a poser!!! but only when posing for photos....

[Aie]

The list is missing some points :

- Your bike is fixed with aftermarket accessories but you ride tour mode.

- You go to bike gatherings so that other bikers can ogle at your bike's goodies.

 

[scubasimon]

come come everyone...smile...*SNAP*

[GuiNNeSS]

now i know being safe = poser. thanks

 

Plenty of "safe" posers. You wouldnt be the 1st.

[GuiNNeSS]

Ok, if you find spots that doesn't require you to park up a kerb cuz you have short legs still considered poser? LOL! I have short legs I try to park areas that is easier for me.

 

 

 

Hahaha the above 2 are literally LOL. You should also add doesn't mean girls that carry helmets necessary means they are the pillion and it is funny when we hear guys boasting when they don't know you're actually a rider and tell you really exaggerated stories.

 

I have short legs too.

 

Ok.....one more point to add then: Girls who carries helmet does not mean they are pillon. Even if they are professional pillions. Kindly do not pose. You might not know that the rider she is with, is bigger, stronger and can crumble you and your bike into pretzels.

[GuiNNeSS]

I should add.......though I am not sure this is considered a poser issue or not.

 

You hang out with a group of people. Most of them young, but maybe a few is older then yourself. So instead of telling people your real age, you blur the knowledge to make other know or think you are oldest/older.

 

Nothing to do about riding experience or anything. Just probably want to add on to your 'credentials' that you 'eat more salt/bugs (in the motorcycling touring/track sense).

[Shunpo]

^ above post.

 

you seemed to be pretty offensive huh LOL. like you have been given the pillion look for quite some time.

 

what's wrong with you against posers? just different riding style i guess?

[GuiNNeSS]

^ above post.

 

you seemed to be pretty offensive huh LOL. like you have been given the pillion look for quite some time.

 

what's wrong with you against posers? just different riding style i guess?

 

If you find me or my post offensive, you really shouldnt be here.

 

We are all posers here. And whats wrong with pillion look? I admitted freely to being a professional pillion, or is that too posey?

[myxilplix]

I am a poser. I ride a litrebike to go to work which is less than 4km from my house. At the end of my journey my bike is hardly warm and i rarely use more than 3rd gear to get there. For this taxing daily commute of less than a total of 8km i use $500+ track biased tires with 1-inch chicken strips on both sides. My bike has never been to a track.

 

But hey, i get lots of attention!

[GuiNNeSS]

Personal experience: I never knew there is a toolset in my phantom.

[ghost04]

4. Your bike has so much stickers that 'increases' the speed of your bike.

 

 

aiyo repsol fairing how ah...so many stickers but still not fast enough leh...lol

[GuiNNeSS]

4. Your bike has so much stickers that 'increases' the speed of your bike.

 

 

aiyo repsol fairing how ah...so many stickers but still not fast enough leh...lol

 

You ask me, I ask who?

 

The only time I ever put stickers onto my bike is because one TP commented that my bike dont look like a girl's bike.......so I go and put on lots of flower stickers on the boxes.