Lousy Liars.

[G450X]

did you drop your plate ? if not, you are safe..

 

Drop your head lar.....number plate stick to the windshield and if dropped means only one thing.....I am dead......somemore hor...i ask you the monkeys can read ar?

[GuiNNeSS]

unless you are married to the dog.

 

Thats also quite debatable. Its known that some fellas calls their estranged wives the 'female dog' anyway.

 

And even if most of them female dogs arent married, they are also called the 'female dog'.

 

However, I might bring to attention, that you guys arent born out of father's backside either.

[GuiNNeSS]

Drop your head lar.....number plate stick to the windshield and if dropped means only one thing.....I am dead......somemore hor...i ask you the monkeys can read ar?

 

Scientifically they do. Though they have a more interesting sense of remembering a grudge. If one of these days, your windows are invaded and your throat slit with a sharp stone.....you know lah.

[shahrul_azmil3]

Cb, some of u guys reply make me smile lar. . . Hahahahaha

 

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[G450X]

Kns. Only make u smile ar? Wait I have my lunch then carry on make u laugh k?

[GuiNNeSS]

Kns. Only make u smile ar? Wait I have my lunch then carry on make u laugh k?

 

Amatuer!

 

I induce nosebleeds with this 1st!

[shahrul_azmil3]

Ok she win. Blood is running down my nose already. . . . . ( ok that's a lie but do get a lil hard on only )

 

Hey are we getting off track here? There a poor dog dead man. Its end of the world! Pls ppl do panic.

 

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[G450X]

Hokay....i yam bak!!!!!

 

Firstly I was wondering why i see so many monkeys around my place.....now that you mentioned it, most probably three weeks later when I again went to the same place...this time with another of my fren's running in of his beauty, the monkeys just stood there and watch as I went pass......hehehehehe...most probably they saw me with others and decided not to attack me.....

 

Must be that kmax guy who went there to give them info on where I am......kmax ar...u born in the year of the monkey ar?

 

Then hor that nose bleed thingy........I bled and bled so much till now only clear water dripping only...must be my running nose problem

 

Those that saw Remy's GF please let us know if your nose bleed anot huh?

[G450X]

Kitty ar....is that the picture of yourself??? Wow...show me leh!

 

Ya hor we getting off topic liao.....

 

My dog also died on 26th July 2011 and I cried almost for 1 whole week....I miss her and wish she would forever be by myside....lucky have my wife I think of her everyday till now (that is why I remember the date so well)...I mean my Dog.....oh by the way she was 16+ years and not hit by someone.....no more dogs for me as i cannot take another set back again.....am I on the right topic??

[shahrul_azmil3]

Cannot be her lar! Google it n the pic will appear.

 

If its her then, oh well still just a lil bit of hard on but im sure its soft. . . . . N hard in the middle. . .

 

Damn sori guys. Keep getting off track with this kitty. Meoooooowwwwwwww

 

Told u dogs are better. Loyal to one. . . .

 

So should we hold a min of silence for the dead b!tch? Damn bowler. Now I know u exist. Nvr actually knew singapore has a bowler.

 

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[G450X]

Heh....I also bowler (that is I have to wash the bowls after every meal at home).....damn and I am not famous....

 

If you keep going off topic....soon u and me kena ban u know

 

Kitty lunch time izzit?

[shahrul_azmil3]

How is it that we are off topic when there's bowler,kitty,dog,dead etc in our sentences?

 

Stop hitting on the kitty. Who knows she might look like http://img.tapatalk.com/31f536e4-eed6-549c.jpg

 

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[Throttle]

so Porsche drivers are inhumane?

 

i like to stereotype. lol

 

dont like that leh.....

[DeusExMachina]

i dunno abt u but if its an animal(watever it maybe) ran across my path, i will avoid given its safe to do so if not i will just run over it and yes i WILL NOT STOP and waste my time calling spca or ava just to inform them i ran over an animal that risk getting me kill or lose my hand or legs. of course if i stop to check my bike for damages, i will go over and pray for it( not to rats of course)

 

 

 

basically to summarise.. this dude is just unlucky to be spotted.. suay jiao thats all.. all the anger flung towards this guy is basically noise.

 

ppl tend to exaggerate and amplify matters when its someone famous. thats wat we call jiak bar bo sai pang.

 

 

Depends. I would prob stop to check on the cat or dog. Of course that depends on whether it is safe to stop first or not. If it's an expressway, forget it. But that's just me.

 

But IIRC, there may be a law that requires a motorist to stop and tend to an animal which they have knocked down.

[kmax]

Thats also quite debatable. Its known that some fellas calls their estranged wives the 'female dog' anyway.

 

And even if most of them female dogs arent married, they are also called the 'female dog'.

 

However, I might bring to attention, that you guys arent born out of father's backside either.

 

ok.. so.. chicken and egg who come first

[kmax]

Drop your head lar.....number plate stick to the windshield and if dropped means only one thing.....I am dead......somemore hor...i ask you the monkeys can read ar?

 

i think they can read..

 

they can even do this..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAYvx28uyTc

[GuiNNeSS]

 

Kmax, look above and we discuss the chicken and egg issue. k?

 

There is now scientific proofs that males are a matter of mutation. Which kinda brings back that humanity is created by females.

 

And chicken can lay eggs despite not having a male to fertilise the eggs.

 

Fishes, & frogs has the tendency to mutate into males to fertilise eggs, when there is no males around.

 

BTW, that picture is just taken and I am showing off my own self made necklace and pandent. I lost some crystals on the way to work and thus they dont slink down into the cleavage.

 

Orrr......its because this auntie is getting too old to fight the gravity and the puppies are sagging.

[G450X]

Okay....i admit....I lioke!!!!! more more more please....close up more too.....nose start to drip water with a little red sign too

[shahrul_azmil3]

Don't succumb to her temptation. Its 666 at its best. Hehehehe

 

Men vs temptation

 

Usually temptation wins. M I one of them? U bet I am!

 

Its also inhumane to treat men with desires with lots of temptation yet in the end did not give. So if u pity the dog. Pity us too

 

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[GuiNNeSS]

http://img.tapatalk.com/31f536e4-eed6-549c.jpg

 

 

You already assign me looking like this.....so what else you hoping to give/achieve?

[shahrul_azmil3]

Its always wise to be assured. As u nvr know who behind the screen ya. Actually did take some useless time of my life to google. Did not find any pics as above. So I assume it genuine, soft and hard in the middle.

 

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[GuiNNeSS]

Its always wise to be assured. As u nvr know who behind the screen ya. Actually did take some useless time of my life to google. Did not find any pics as above. So I assume it genuine, soft and hard in the middle.

 

 

Sorry Babe, you can only get the descriptions from the rest who knows Auntie VK.

[shahrul_azmil3]

Oh well. I'm young and energetic for u to handle anyways. u might get a heart attack. It will be too inhumane. Hehehehe

 

I might get ban for getting wayyyyyyy off topic. Bad kitty. Dogs are loyal

 

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[crazydj]

Food for thought:

 

Babies are default born female. Its the ovaries which sink down to become testes and the clitoris grows to become a penis. So who do you think is the dominant sex?

[GuiNNeSS]

Puppies Rules!

 

Darn difficult when taking pics from hp, to transfer to pc to post......