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    • wack first, talk later
    • talk first, wack later
    • call the police, sit down and watch him continue
    • shout at him with a parade commander's voice and hope he will take off
    • shout at him with a parade commander's voice and proceed with first option
    • stroll up to a nearby bike and saddle it before asking him what he's doing
    • wants option 1 but thief looks really fat/ bulky. call a friend to proceed with option 1
    • ask him if he needs any help and offers him your tools from YOUR bike
    • do nothing


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I would call police and then do the sleeper hold on him till he sleeps and the police arrive. But I would make sure that I dont touch the evidence, the tools or whatsoever.:thumb:

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even if it's tempting to just whack the idiot, don't do it unless you want to get arrested and end up in court.

 

i would call police, then try to restrain him till police comes, BUT if he try to fight me to escape, then i'll whack him in self-defense :angel:

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actually, the law doesn't do jackshit unless you have a lot of money or someone gets killed. if the thief was trying to steal your stuff, he doesn't have money to press charges unless u caused him to be paralysed for life (lets face it, how bad can beat someone up? you're no mike tyson) if neither party presses any charges, the police will mediate and let everyone off with a stern warning unless the thief is a repeated offender. at MOST u will spend 1 night in a lockup for rioting but that is in extreme cases where there are eye witnesses. calling the police simply scares the thief off and makes sure he doesn't return. if u whack the bugger today, he will come again tomorrow to redecorate your bike. basically if u take it personally, u could beat the livin sh*t outta the thief and make sure he's too scared to return or u could call the cops to do it for you verbally.

 

 

oh and one story from crimewatch a few years back- gangster punches taxi driver just once over incident at some pub. taxi driver reports the incident to the cops and while waiting for his turn to be served, dies on the bench. a blood vessel ruptured in his brain. talk about being unlucky...

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1) call police

2) attack him from behide & bring him to the ground

3) use all the unarm combat moves learn from army to break legs so he can't run away.

4) break his hands so he can't steal anymore

5) kick his balls out of him so he nomore balls to steal in future

6) when police come say he attack me first but sure kana question y whack untill so 'jai lar' sorry that's the min already 'cos all the moves r instint as i am trained well by the SAF!

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Posted
Originally posted by comics00@Apr 30 2005, 07:56 AM

1) call police

2) attack him from behide & bring him to the ground

3) use all the unarm combat moves learn from army to break legs so he can't run away.

4) break his hands so he can't steal anymore

5) kick his balls out of him so he nomore balls to steal in future

6) when police come say he attack me first but sure kana question y whack untill so 'jai lar' sorry that's the min already 'cos all the moves r instint as i am trained well by the SAF!

LOL he will tell your instructor: 'job well done'

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Whack the bugger only. No need to call police. Whack the guy jialat2 then leave him there. Even if he wants to get his pathetic wounds treated at clinic or hospital sure need to do police report on what happened. Confirm he peng story....

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Posted
Originally posted by mecha_design@May 1 2005, 04:25 AM

Whack the bugger only. No need to call police. Whack the guy jialat2 then leave him there. Even if he wants to get his pathetic wounds treated at clinic or hospital sure need to do police report on what happened. Confirm he peng story....

crack his balls, break his hands n break his legs then get him into jail:cheer:

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Just a note, if u wan to wack the person, do not use helmet or any weapon.

 

Becoz if that guy sue u, u still can get away wif it.

 

what I will do is,

 

1) put down helmet or anything tat can be used as weapon.

2) walk up from behind

3) grab the hair n smash his face into the fuel tank. (assuming he is at the side of the bike) That will put him in shock for a while.

4) follow up wif 10-hit-combo of punches n kicks.

5) say 'sorry' to him a few times(very important!)

6) wait for police to come.

Posted
Originally posted by RG@May 2 2005, 01:51 PM

4) follow up wif 10-hit-combo of punches n kicks.

power lah :bow:

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Originally posted by Pierrot@May 25 2005, 03:32 PM

he plays too much 'streetfighter'

wow! nowadays still got ppl play 'streetfighter':confused:

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Posted
Originally posted by Kaoiwas@Jun 6 2005, 04:01 AM

Kill

wow! sound so cool man :lovestruck:

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Posted
Originally posted by JackoFIRE@Jun 8 2005, 07:15 PM

eh but u all not worried abt the vandelizer come back for revenge on your bikes?

ya but... think u do wat i said then think no worries of him revenge :cheer:

 

crack his balls, break his hands n break his legs then get him into jail

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Posted
Originally posted by RG@May 2 2005, 01:51 PM

5) say 'sorry' to him a few times(very important!)

say "sorry" and keep punching and kicking at the same time? :cheeky:

  • 2 weeks later...
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right.. once you killed him, he won't be around to redecorate your bike again... I don't see ghosts peeling off stickers and stealing balancers...

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Posted

mah bike juz been stolen recently at mah multi storey carpark...

feel sad..

if ah do saw da guy who stole mah bike..

he will not walk again.. Arggh!!

Posted
Originally posted by Awin@Jun 29 2005, 01:30 AM

mah bike juz been stolen recently at mah multi storey carpark...

feel sad..

if ah do saw da guy who stole mah bike..

he will not walk again.. Arggh!!

Arggh...! if u ever find this a****** :gun: kill!!!

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for mi .. if the thief's size is ok for mi to dealt wif, i wud go foward n wack him .. but b4 tat take down foto of him vandal my bike n call police .. then start to wack him .. police come alr juz say he vandal my bike .. when i shouted at him he attempt to hit mi .. due to self defence .. i wack him .. haha

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