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thks for sharing...

 

here's another one:

 

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.. Its about learning to dance in the rain..

1998-2001: Hyundai Accent 1.5

2001-2005: Mazda 323 Sports 1.6

2005-? : Mitsubishi Lancer 1.6

2006-2008: The humble Bajaj Pulsar 0.180 heee..

2008 - ? : Suzuki GSR 0.400...:thumb: :thumb:

 

Solution to road congestions, environment polutions and rising costs of transportations: RIDE!

RIDE responsibly - stay alive, stay out of trouble..

  • 3 months later...
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In a Name Your Bike thread, someone replies with:

Originally Posted by Jim Moore Most of you guys should rename your bikes "Sad Little Bike Owned by Huge Loser Boy Who Names His Vehicles." It's a little hard to say, but it has a nice ring to it. (Note: I'm not including the folks who named their bikes after friends who died. That's actually a nice little tribute.)
to which someone replied:
Originally Posted by fatmikey916 sweet. we can name yours "bike whos owner thinks his opinion is important, but is sadly disillusioned and is really a pathetic loser himself even without naming his vehicle." i like that one

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Posted

from my buddy:

 

ensure brain is engrage, before putting mouth in action

U may have a F$#K UP Boss..

Be thankful..

Coz there are worse ones out there.....

 

 

 

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Posted

read from some other forum...

 

"Save tires, Ride Wheelies"

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Posted

My favourite is a common saying that has nothing to do with motorcycles but I live by it after riding:

Better late than never

 

The World's Fastest Indian (one of the best motorcycle movies ever, by the way) has a few great quotes. This is my favourite.

 

Tom: Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash?

Burt Munro: No... You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime.

 

Also from the movie:

If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone.

Posted

1. Don't think when u ride .....it's a distraction.....just ride.

2. Slow rider live longer.

3. If u can see the driver's face in his mirror, u are too close.

4. Oncoming object has the right of ways. especially truck.

5. If u cannot see the face of the driver...he cannot see u too.

6. Ride as far as u can see and as fast as u can stop.

7. Don't ride beside a hero, he don't die ...u do.

8. Neber listen to the pu55y, they are just decoration.

9. u can only goes as far as the petrol last.

10. Don't outrun your tyres they are suppose to be fitted to the bike.

11. Luck can only get u so far. Death will get him in the end

12. If u want to prove u have bigger balls then the other biker. use a hammer.

13. You can do anything u want ....it only matter if you crash.

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted

1. Don't use the horn when u can use the finger.

2. Neber lie to the bike ...it will surely kill u

3. High beam serve a purpose , it's to blind other ppl.

4. It's ok to love the bike just don't stick it in the exhaust when it's hot.

5. If u want to name your bike ...keep it short.

6. Never let your mother know u ride a bike until it's too late.

7. Never put your wif and mistress on the same bike. u can kiss the bike good bye.

8. Neber mixed petrol with diesel , for that matter sugar.

9. Traffic lights serve a pupose....to make u stop.

10. neber get infront of a lady driver... " ladies first is a safty warning"

11. If u hve to wear glass pls do so..u need to see to ride.

12. Try to keep your mouth shut when u ride. u may neber know what will fly in.

13. Whenever you ride Murphy's' Law applicable , suggest it should be every rider bible.

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted

1. Sleeping n riding don't mix..if u want to sleep then sleep if you want to ride then ride.

2. We brake for nobody ....except another hard object.

3. Bike does not run on alcohol.

4. A person life has a fixed mileage , don't rush

5. Maintain your bike properly and it will properly keep u alive.

6. Traffic law serve a purpose...it tell u how much to pay.

7. Neber fool around with any police office irregardless of the country u are in.

8. there is a reason to wear a helmet ...it's to stop u from putting the brain on the road.

9. If u had to stop the bike use the brakes....it's painful if u have to use your helmet.

10. Wear a Full face helmet u love one will still recognize u even if u make a mess out of your body.

11. The inverse applies if you don't want ppl to regconize u after u die

12. In every rider there a large percentage of a little boy in them even tho they may be 90 years old.

13. The sizes of the man balls is inversely equal to the size of vehicle he drive while the maturity level is opposite to the earlier assertion

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted

repeat..............

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted

1. There's Brave Rider and there's is Old rider ....Seldom the two converge.

2. Peons always claim Riders are have low IQ, Which it's not true... we are just deaf.

3. Riders and others don't see eye to eye , when we do it often happen in a collision.

4. When u start riding, it's difficult to stop ...the brake are not working.

5. The vehicles in front are meant to be overtaken. but if you are alone something is wrong.

6. In every horrible jam there exist a police office.

7. Most of the traffic accident happen because of the females species. The male are too slow to realize it yet , by the time they do , they are in it.

8. The cure for cornering at high speed , is life .... either yours or your close one.

9. If you want to die ....do it at your own time.

10. The fasterest speed on the dial is just a flick of the switch.

11. Irreguardless of what other ppl says ....size does matter.

12. If u have to travel with a female rider. watch their butt .

13. If u want to race and don't want to be injured ...use a tricycle..

 

14 if u are a rider and reading my quotes ....something must be wrong...

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted

If you lose during a race, tell them ur bike is more beautiful then his/hers....tahhaah

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Past Rides: - Honda SP150

- Yamaha WR200

- Yamaha X1

- Honda Super 4 Vtec 3

- DRZSM K8

- CBR1000RR5

Current Rides-

- Gilera VXR200 06

- KTM 620 LC4

Posted

Pillion are for wives.....if it's not mine then it's someone else

 

same goes for the lady rider ....u either tompang your husband or someonelse

 

When rider get togetther they tend to goes faster.....it's the combine horse power thingy

 

When u press the start button .....prepare to die

 

if the bike doesn't start.............................................your battery flat

 

Onli a rider understand why a dog stick it's head out of the car windows , the dog don't understand why we ride.

 

If you are riding past a cemetery pay compliment ....u might neber know who your neighbour

 

keep your wife close ...but keep your daughter closer

 

neber Judge a bike until you crash it....same goes to the rider.

 

How to keep yourself safe....neber leave home.

 

Do judge a person by the bike , judge him by the way he/she handle the bike.

 

opinion are like exhaust...... every bike have one.

 

Don't put to your ear too close to the exhaust....it painful

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

neber doubt yourselves ...................no time for it.

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted

Boys drift in cars ...

Men drift on bikes ...

U may have a F$#K UP Boss..

Be thankful..

Coz there are worse ones out there.....

 

 

 

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http://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt/d/4;10748;405/st/20110105/e/ICT/dt/12/k/ddaf/event.png

Posted

Life starts at 299...

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Posted

12. If u have to travel with a female rider. watch their butt .

 

lol.....

wat sia.........

The tree-lined avenue

Begins to fade from view

Drowning past regrets

In tea and cigarettes

But I can't seem to forget

When you came along

 

Ingenue, I just don't know what to do

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/joe_007/bikerchick2.jpg

 

-KENANGAN MOTO TERCINTA-

Posted
lol.....

wat sia.........

 

12 .The butt will turn before the sterring moves or those who don;t use signal

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

Posted
:confused: :confused: :confused:

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

 

 

" People are like Motorcycles ; Each is customized a bit differently " c",)

Posted
:confused: :confused: :confused:

 

u should follow some ladies rider first then u will notice ... the butt will always signal even if they don't use the turn signal....so observed the butt:lol: :lol:

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

if the roads end ....i go off road

Honda Shadow ACE 400 1997

V-strom 1k

Dr 200

 

"Bikers Don't bleed, we mark our territory"...

"Bikers Don't leave our body behind , we just a smear on the road"

"Bikers Don't cry When we Die, we just let others do it on our behalf"

"Bikers Don't stop Riding,We keep cruzing after we Die"

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