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Joke: Track riding vs Having a girlfriend.

Raptor

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And here are some reasons why I think going track riding is better than having a girlfriend. Do add to the list if you have any contributions...

 

 

1. The track is always there for you and it does not have PMS. You can check ahead and plan in advance when is a good day for you to get on it.

 

2. The track does not laugh or look down on your bike no matter how small it is or the type of rubbers you have on.

 

3. The curves on the track are always tight, even over the years.

 

4. The track does not get upset when your buddies join in your outing, in fact the more is merrier and she likes to meet more of your buddies.

 

5. The track does not get jealous if you go out to another track and will always welcome you back without questions.

 

6. The track will never complain that you never spend enough time with it. You can choose when you want to see the track and for how long even.

 

7. You can last minute cancel an outing to the track to go out with your buddies and the track will never get angry, pissed off or show sulking face.

 

8. When you are on the track, you yourself can control the amount and level of excitement you want and you can stay on it for seconds, minutes or hours and your performance is never questioned.

 

9. You don't have to take a track shopping neither do you have to impress its parents.

 

10. On the track, the faster and shorter time it takes IS BETTER.

 

So give up messing with the ladies for a while and try going to the track for a change.

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Originally posted by RidingLow@Nov 6 2005, 10:55 AM

Repeated Post..LoL:cheeky:

But Tats true... But i am still virgin to the track....

That was part of a reply on the other thread.

 

Thought I put it here as a stand alone thread for the On the Track topic.

 

People here can relate better to it, anyway it is just for shits and grins only. :cheeky:

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lol.. uncle raptor.. except for mr Highside and Ma'am Lowside... i think the rest is pretty right... but at least it doesnt turn you a cuckold. :p

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having best of both worlds probably have only one way... that is making samuela de nardi my wife.... both go track together.... the 2 'gf' don't quarrel yet living in harmony as they need each other so much.... go home me and sam gets to ride each other too.... and discuss about the differences in our body posture... how nice....

LollyPoP Newbie

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1 more from mi:

 

u can ride her in e open!

LEAF departure is B`cos of WIND pursit or TREE didn't ask her to stay?

U YEARN for wat u FANTASIZE den 2 realise who U should TREASURE...

 

å¶çš„离去是因为风的追足还是树没有挽留

你期望你所è¦å¾—， 但å´æ²¡æœ‰å‘现到你所真正ç惜的

 

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NightPhantom Newbie

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Originally posted by LollyPoP@Nov 7 2005, 01:55 AM

1 more from mi:

 

u can ride her in e open!

i really dont noe what to say abt u... u feeling high or something?

Life is not the amount of breath u take, but the moments that take ur breath away.

It is not how hard you fall, its how fast you get up.

 

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S4 Vtec1 : March 2007 - March 2008

cbr1000rr '04 : March 2008 - June 2011

wave125 '03 : July 2009 - ????

LollyPoP Newbie

LollyPoP

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err...

but i dun abuse her like u abuse yrs.

u even allow other to ride yrs at e track....

i dun share, i'm selfish.

lol~!!!

LEAF departure is B`cos of WIND pursit or TREE didn't ask her to stay?

U YEARN for wat u FANTASIZE den 2 realise who U should TREASURE...

 

å¶çš„离去是因为风的追足还是树没有挽留

你期望你所è¦å¾—， 但å´æ²¡æœ‰å‘现到你所真正ç惜的

 

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NightPhantom Newbie

NightPhantom

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Originally posted by she-devil21@Nov 7 2005, 04:37 AM

excuses excuses excuses. might as well live without women.:nono:

fyi i'm living without woman.. quite happie...

Life is not the amount of breath u take, but the moments that take ur breath away.

It is not how hard you fall, its how fast you get up.

 

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S4 Vtec1 : March 2007 - March 2008

cbr1000rr '04 : March 2008 - June 2011

wave125 '03 : July 2009 - ????

flowers Newbie

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My one true love... i will love u forever and the only way for us to be apart is that u take my life, or i take mine cause we cannot be together. I have given everything to u.. BLOOD, sweat, tears, time, money. everything u wanted i have given u the best.. even though i am not a really good guy but thankfully u have accepted me, through good times and bad u always remain. Only U alone my love can cause such great joy and such great suffering, such intense pleasure and such intense pain. Why is it i cannot bring myself not to love u? Why must i always return to feel u warmth again? i hate myself for this tormented love... i can never let u go and u will never let me go. Should I die, I hope to die in your warm embrace.. together forever.. my love...

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NightPhantom

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Originally posted by MaR|JuAnA@Nov 8 2005, 11:35 PM

Can live without gf but cannot live without track!

i will be praying for ur soul bro..... :cheeky:

Life is not the amount of breath u take, but the moments that take ur breath away.

It is not how hard you fall, its how fast you get up.

 

nsr150 : december 2004 - 16th March 07

S4 Vtec1 : March 2007 - March 2008

cbr1000rr '04 : March 2008 - June 2011

wave125 '03 : July 2009 - ????

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deckard Newbie

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My one true love... i will love u forever and the only way for us to be apart is that u take my life, or i take mine cause we cannot be together. I have given everything to u.. BLOOD, sweat, tears, time, money. everything u wanted i have given u the best.. even though i am not a really good guy but thankfully u have accepted me, through good times and bad u always remain. Only U alone my love can cause such great joy and such great suffering, such intense pleasure and such intense pain. Why is it i cannot bring myself not to love u? Why must i always return to feel u warmth again? i hate myself for this tormented love... i can never let u go and u will never let me go. Should I die, I hope to die in your warm embrace.. together forever.. my love...

 

rest in peace... :(

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asjunior Newbie

asjunior

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Have to respect her always, she kills. :bouncefire:

U will never wan to kiss her. :cheeky:

:cheer:

 

Lol......No Doubt about it, I agree.......:angel:

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NOTHING LAST FOREVER

 

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superbike Newbie

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And here are some reasons why I think going track riding is better than having a girlfriend. Do add to the list if you have any contributions...

 

 

1. The track is always there for you and it does not have PMS. You can check ahead and plan in advance when is a good day for you to get on it.

 

2. The track does not laugh or look down on your bike no matter how small it is or the type of rubbers you have on.

 

3. The curves on the track are always tight, even over the years.

 

4. The track does not get upset when your buddies join in your outing, in fact the more is merrier and she likes to meet more of your buddies.

 

5. The track does not get jealous if you go out to another track and will always welcome you back without questions.

 

6. The track will never complain that you never spend enough time with it. You can choose when you want to see the track and for how long even.

 

7. You can last minute cancel an outing to the track to go out with your buddies and the track will never get angry, pissed off or show sulking face.

 

8. When you are on the track, you yourself can control the amount and level of excitement you want and you can stay on it for seconds, minutes or hours and your performance is never questioned.

 

9. You don't have to take a track shopping neither do you have to impress its parents.

 

10. On the track, the faster and shorter time it takes IS BETTER.

 

So give up messing with the ladies for a while and try going to the track for a change.

 

 

The best part is you are in control for what ever you do. :thumb:

There Can Only Be One ................

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Tish Newbie

Tish

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u all been stocking me and my gf? how come everyone knows my gf is the track ?????

 

:thumb: good one anyway track can become my gf le haha

 

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