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MSR - Malay Sportsbikes Riders...

paiseh

By paiseh
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ehem Newbie

ehem

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Good morning MSRians...

 

Joke of the day:

 

Pada satu hari, Dracula dibunuh dan

dia

telah dibawa

berjumpa ahli sihir.

 

Ahli sihir enggan membenarkan Drakula

masuk ke dalam

gengnya kerana dosa2 nya membunuh dan

menghisap darah manusia.

Saya akan beri kamu satu lagi peluang

untuk menebus

semua dosa yg telah kamu lakukan" kata

ahli sihir. "Saya akan hantar

kamu balik ke bumi, TETAPI kamu tidak

akan berupa manusia. Kamu hanya akan

dijelma ke "benda" bernyawa. Jadi apa

yang kamu pilih..?", tanya ahli

sihir.

 

Okay.. saya nak menjadi BENDA BERNYAWA

YANG BERSAYAP DAN MENGHISAP

DARAH,heh...heh...heh...". Ahli sihir

pun bersetuju dan menukar

drakula menjadi KELAWAR PONTIANAK. Ke

bumi dracula pergi, terbang ke

sana sini sehingga suatu hari dia

dibunuh oleh seorang pekebun.

 

Sekali lagi dia dibawa menghadap ahli

sihir. "Saya akan memberi satu

lagi peluang" kata ahli sihir. "Saya

akan hantarkan kamu balik ke

bumi, tetapi bukan sebagai manusia atau

kelawar. Jadi apa pilihan

kamu?". Dengan sipu2 Dracula ini

menjawab "Saya nak jadi jugak BENDA

HIDUP YANG BERSAYAP DAN MENGHISAP

DARAH!". Ahli sihir fikir sekejap dan

kata

"Kalau itu yg awak mahu" dan menukarkan

Dracula menjadi NYAMUK.

 

Ke bumi Dracula pergi, terbang ke sana

sini menghisap darah haiwan

sehingga suatu hari SPLAT! dia dibunuh

oleh mangsanya. Dracula terasa

bodoh sangat bila berhadapan ngan ahli

sihir buat kali ke-3. "Saya

akan memberi awak peluang terakhir

untuk

bertaubat" kata ahli sihir

"Tetapi KALI INI kamu hanya dapat

menjadi BENDA YANG TIDAK BERNYAWA.

So,apa dia kali ini?" Tanya ahli sihir.

 

Dracula yg masih degil ini menjawab,

"ok, ok.. tolong tukarkan saya

kepada BENDA TAK BERNYAWA, BERSAYAP DAN

HISAP DARAH...

heh.. heh.. heh..". "No problem" kata

ahli sihir dan terus menukar

Dracula menjadi Tuala Wanita WING MAXI

PAD. >

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Originally posted by ainButterfly@May 24, 2007 09:30 am

Good morning Fellow MSR'ianzz.

A bright and shinning thursday Morning..

hopefully lunch time ni tak hujan..

dah 2 hari kena puasa..

haiz...

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Kalau dah niat, pahala besar tu berpuasa... :thumb:

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kambing Newbie

kambing

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Neo..

mana lu..

nak tanya ni..

ko kat ST Pro ke ST Corse ke Stealth?

:sweat:

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TLK24

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Originally posted by kambing@May 24, 2007 09:29 am

bukan lu sorang je bro..

ni sepet mesti tengah tersengeh ni..

:mad:

.....aku pun turut tersengeh! :D

 

Asst CEO ajak aku tgk bola tadi pagi. Nasib baik keje melambak kat sini. Kalau pegi pun, dia mesti sakit hati :lol:

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sepet Newbie

sepet

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Originally posted by kambing@May 24, 2007 09:29 am

bukan lu sorang je bro..

ni sepet mesti tengah tersengeh ni..

:mad:

:cheer: man u :cheer:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

kambing Newbie

kambing

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apternoon eberybardee..

ngantok nya..

:giddy:

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GuessWho Newbie

GuessWho

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Originally posted by kambing@May 24, 2007 11:56 am

apternoon eberybardee..

ngantok nya..

:giddy:

ngantok...meh sini aku dodoi kan :cheer:

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kambing Newbie

kambing

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Originally posted by GuessWho@May 24, 2007 12:05 pm

ngantok...meh sini aku dodoi kan :cheer:

danger ko sham.. danger..

nanti ko brokeback akoo..

dah jadi sc brothers..

:help:

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GuessWho Newbie

GuessWho

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Originally posted by kambing@May 24, 2007 12:15 pm

danger ko sham.. danger..

nanti ko brokeback akoo..

dah jadi sc brothers..

:help:

cam tak biasa plak... :lovestruck:

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kambing Newbie

kambing

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Originally posted by GuessWho@May 24, 2007 12:44 pm

cam tak biasa plak... :lovestruck:

astapuajim..

i masih suci u~..

:cheeky:

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PUNK

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gd noon peeps

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yun leong ngo cheh yat sam pat kei fung chung ngoi chi yau

yau wui pat yau yat tin wui tit tow

kambing Newbie

kambing

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pasal kan rin..

dorang tukar software utk surf sbf..

dorang kai joomla skarang..

maklomlah free..

tu avatar ko tunggu ah..

dorang nak kene carik module beh install..

pm peh module pon sama..

kirakan ni sumer mende baru utk dorang..

dorang trial and error..

sabarin ye..

asal bleh post jadi lah..

wakakkakakakkakakkak

 

btw, yan, haizad and wan servo..

thank you for making the arai mesh jacket MO workout..

macehzzz..

gua akan return khamis ni utk glove.. hehehe

Some people measure their adventures in miles or days. I prefer "lamp posts".

kambing Newbie

kambing

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gd noon peeps

 

smalam apa bikin kat southern bro?

Some people measure their adventures in miles or days. I prefer "lamp posts".

sepet Newbie

sepet

Posted
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pasal kan rin..

dorang tukar software utk surf sbf..

dorang kai joomla skarang..

maklomlah free..

tu avatar ko tunggu ah..

dorang nak kene carik module beh install..

pm peh module pon sama..

kirakan ni sumer mende baru utk dorang..

dorang trial and error..

sabarin ye..

asal bleh post jadi lah..

wakakkakakakkakakkak

 

btw, yan, haizad and wan servo..

thank you for making the arai mesh jacket MO workout..

macehzzz..

gua akan return khamis ni utk glove.. hehehe

 

:clap:

:bow:

tak kusangka sangka...

ko nie chip it ah uncle mutton...

:thumb:

ko peh lingo pon mengelirukan koo...

:giddy:

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