Hilarious misspellings in garage sales!

[esperar]

Overhead by a friend at a motorshop, "I want SERPIT my moto..... WASS KARPETTA and CHAIN TAYA!"

 

Love this thread. But "brother"... overhead???

[fufu]

Love this thread. But "brother"... overhead???

 

wat a epic fail lol

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Love this thread. But "brother"... overhead???

 

whoopsie..... :cheeky:

[compfused]

New!

 

SUPPER SKINNY JEANS (SUPER)

 

[IZECUBEZ]

My fav mechanic and his koyak engrish!

 

Cluck caber (Clutch cable)

Ello pie (Arrow Pipe)

Jalom (Needle, as in the carb needle)

"Lu mau oligina ka aftermaket?" (You want original part or aftermarket part?"

Balve (Valve)

 

Cant help but to laugh sometimes

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"Lu mau oligina ka aftermaket?" (You want original part or aftermarket part?"

Balve (Valve)

 

Lol oligina.... not "Oli-chick-kenal" ah??

[IZECUBEZ]

Lol oligina.... not "Oli-chick-kenal" ah??

 

oligina IS GOOT!

 

Maybe next time if he ask me the original/aftermarket question, i wanna mess around with him. Say I want crispy not original

[papabread79]

This is not in GS, but from a gloves package that i bought juz now.

 

"Air ventilation duck...."

 

http://i46.tinypic.com/zurosi.jpg

[biting_point]

the casket - gasket is very common..

[BigDogs]

oligina IS GOOT!

 

Maybe next time if he ask me the original/aftermarket question, i wanna mess around with him. Say I want crispy not original

 

Oliginal or Clispy? ROFLMAO

 

This is not in GS, but from a gloves package that i bought juz now.

 

"Air ventilation duck...."

 

http://i46.tinypic.com/zurosi.jpg

 

QUACK hahahaha I play online games alot and alot of people from other countries always comment on how terrible singaporeans speak online LMAO. Got angry at the ****er but bottom line is, the truth hurts. hahah

[shaunz]

flame protector (frame protector)

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flush signal lights!!!

[ProFatSir]

Overhead by a friend at a motorshop, "I want SERPIT my moto..... WASS KARPETTA and CHAIN TAYA!"

 

who is this friend of yours???:angel::angel:

 

Lol oligina.... not "Oli-chick-kenal" ah??

 

original = O-Lee-chicken-nal

[nickster]

just service FOLK (fork)

 

lolol

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just service FOLK (fork)

 

lolol

 

BLEAK got SERPIT also a not??? Don forget ah!!

[prettymussel]

recently spotted on garage sales: HJC Helmut.

[compfused]

cant drive bike (ride)

fully paided bike (paid)

 

flush signal lights!!!

What is the problem with this may I ask?

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What is the problem with this may I ask?

 

don't know.... i took it at face value.... until i realised that signal lights could be in a flush position....

[quikslvr]

seriously these people need to go to spelling classes.words so common that are easily spelt out can go wrong.Its not as if they trying to spell out hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.tsk tsk

 

 

 

BTW that is phobia of long words.

[redbeacon]

Word: Blake

Perceived as: A person who you loathed too much back in Primary School because he'd often throw pencil shavings on your desk and get you in trouble with the girls and was blamed for being a pervert. You then chokeslammed him and that got you into trouble with the teacher. Go figure...

What it actually is: Brake

 

Acronym: KNN

Perceived as: The expanded version of the acronym is a medieval word used often by Asian punks (who are not yet mature enough to be R-Beng gangsters) to send well wishes to their friends who happened to win a million in the lottery.

What they actually meant: K&N Air filter

 

Word: 2nd party insurance.

Perceived as: The word that fits nicely between 3rd Party and 1st party (comprehensive) insurance liability premium ranking. 2nd comes between 1st and 3rd mah, so answer is 2nd party...

What they actually meant: "3rd Party, Fire & Theft" insurance premium

 

Word: Sit

Perceived as: I dunno...

I think this word got coined by some Japanese native tried his hardest to pronounce the internationally recognized human instinctual action where when they find a surface to plant their derrière on and to relax their muscular gluteus maximus from the stresses of not being on a surface.

What they actually meant to say: Either the rider, or the pillion seat.

 

Word: Apeela

Perceived as: What? Who's bike ya talking about?

Perceived as by yet another person: 阿比啦？你要提比赛比我拉车？！Nah bay....

What he actually meant to say: Aprilia (motorcycle brand)

 

Word: Spocket

Perceived as: Probaby a weapon used by Astroboy, a cartoon kid that flies around and zaps outer aliens using it

What it actually meant: Sprocket

 

Word: Chane

Perceived as: Change what?

What he/she actually meant to say: Chane and spocket......

 

Word：Top overhaul

Perceived by a newbie: Wow, A++ Bike Top Speed! Must buy!

Perceived by another: Top windscreen must be changed to double bubble, top part tank must be changed to those lacing ones, top sit must be the rider replaced hope its that shiny shiny one, and Arrer six look like peelion sit at the top behind also.

What he actually meant to say: Top-end overhaul, where only the items inside the top-half of the engine are serviced/replaced with new parts.

 

Word: Gyar

Perceived as: Gear (smile on his face trying to control laughter)

What he actually meant to say: Gear

 

Word: Pumchet

Perceived as: When used after the word "Tayar", a person at least the skill level of a newbie should be able to chuckle and comment "oh, okay". When not used, thinks about the bike exploding and worries about the amount of money he has to otang from his friends to fix the issue.

What the mech actually meant to say: Puncture

 

Word: welwe spoil

Perceived as: Huh?

What the mech actually meant to say: Valve spoilt

Edited February 7, 2010 by redbeacon

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HAHAHA!!! Redbeacon....... this list is gold man!!! GOLD!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[PaLmEr]

2.Fast trottter

3.^ NOw @ $30.00 Nett!!New Non used at all! Fast trottter! NOW NOW NOW ONLY ! $25.00 Nett! need of cash! all the things are NEW! come buy now!

[welly]

Word: Blake

Perceived as: A person who you loathed too much back in Primary School because he'd often throw pencil shavings on your desk and get you in trouble with the girls and was blamed for being a pervert. You then chokeslammed him and that got you into trouble with the teacher. Go figure...

What it actually is: Brake

 

Acronym: KNN

Perceived as: The expanded version of the acronym is a medieval word used often by Asian punks (who are not yet mature enough to be R-Beng gangsters) to send well wishes to their friends who happened to win a million in the lottery.

What they actually meant: K&N Air filter

 

Word: 2nd party insurance.

Perceived as: The word that fits nicely between 3rd Party and 1st party (comprehensive) insurance liability premium ranking. 2nd comes between 1st and 3rd mah, so answer is 2nd party...

What they actually meant: "3rd Party, Fire & Theft" insurance premium

 

Word: Sit

Perceived as: I dunno...

I think this word got coined by some Japanese native tried his hardest to pronounce the internationally recognized human instinctual action where when they find a surface to plant their derrière on and to relax their muscular gluteus maximus from the stresses of not being on a surface.

What they actually meant to say: Either the rider, or the pillion seat.

 

Word: Apeela

Perceived as: What? Who's bike ya talking about?

Perceived as by yet another person: 阿比啦？你要提比赛比我拉车？！Nah bay....

What he actually meant to say: Aprilia (motorcycle brand)

 

Word: Spocket

Perceived as: Probaby a weapon used by Astroboy, a cartoon kid that flies around and zaps outer aliens using it

What it actually meant: Sprocket

 

Word: Chane

Perceived as: Change what?

What he/she actually meant to say: Chane and spocket......

 

Word：Top overhaul

Perceived by a newbie: Wow, A++ Bike Top Speed! Must buy!

Perceived by another: Top windscreen must be changed to double bubble, top part tank must be changed to those lacing ones, top sit must be the rider replaced hope its that shiny shiny one, and Arrer six look like peelion sit at the top behind also.

What he actually meant to say: Top-end overhaul, where only the items inside the top-half of the engine are serviced/replaced with new parts.

 

Word: Gyar

Perceived as: Gear (smile on his face trying to control laughter)

What he actually meant to say: Gear

 

Word: Pumchet

Perceived as: When used after the word "Tayar", a person at least the skill level of a newbie should be able to chuckle and comment "oh, okay". When not used, thinks about the bike exploding and worries about the amount of money he has to otang from his friends to fix the issue.

What the mech actually meant to say: Puncture

 

Word: welwe spoil

Perceived as: Huh?

What the mech actually meant to say: Valve spoilt

 

to those who have difficulties differentiating between 'V' and 'W'..short tongue,probably

[quikslvr]

2.Fast trottter

3.^ NOw @ $30.00 Nett!!New Non used at all! Fast trottter! NOW NOW NOW ONLY ! $25.00 Nett! need of cash! all the things are NEW! come buy now!

 

if selling fast trotter,the bike wont go very fast.it will trot like a horse

[PaLmEr]

if selling fast trotter,the bike wont go very fast.it will trot like a horse

 

for a moment i thought was food, pigs trotters, slurp! No offence to our muslim friends here.