[Group] Singapore BAJAJ Team (SBT)

[mfk74]

something to share :

 

my conversation with M'sia TP 2 nights ago near JB CIQ while on the way back to SG.

TP: mister, u know ur offense?

Me: I do not know ...

TP: You beat the red light

Me: is it ? It ... was still no green light, sir. (confirmed he want to find fault with me . He think I'm fool ha? red light also want beat when already know there is a TP)

TP: Mr. Kasi license ... (while studying the license) Mr often go in JB?

Me: quite frequent (wa lau eh, ask irrelevant questions) ...

TP: Have house in JB?

Me: Yes, @ Gelang Patah( I hentam only.. in lawhouse ... hehehe)

TP: This is a huge mistake ... so i have to summon u for the offence beating traffic lights ....

Me: Ok la ... (simply answer, nvr appeal also)

TP restless already, maybe I do not "counter offer" him ... kekekeke

TP: Ok la .. this time, sir I give you a chance ... do not do it again next time ...

Me: Oh thank you sir .. (move on with a big smile) .....

 

Lucky my$ $ $ nvr fly ...

 

btw..was driving ,not riding

Edited March 30, 2012 by mfk74

[mjbs64]

something to share :

 

My conversation with m'sia tp 2 nights ago near jb ciq while on the way back to sg.

Tp: Mister, u know ur offense?

Me: I do not know ...

Ps: You beat the red light

me: Is it ? It ... Was still no green light, sir. (confirmed he want to find fault with me . He think i'm fool ha? Red light also want beat when already know there is a tp)

tp: Mr. Kasi license ... (while studying the license) mr often go in jb?

Me: Quite frequent (wa lau eh, ask irrelevant questions) ...

Tp: Have house in jb?

Me: Yes, @ gelang patah( i hentam only.. In lawhouse ... Hehehe)

ps: This is a huge mistake ... So i have to summon u for the offence beating traffic lights ....

Me: Ok la ... (simply answer, nvr appeal also)

tp restless already, maybe i do not "counter offer" him ... Kekekeke

ps: Ok la .. This time, sir i give you a chance ... Do not do it again next time ...

Me: Oh thank you sir .. (move on with a big smile) .....

 

Lucky my$ $ $ nvr fly ...

 

Btw..was driving ,not riding

 

yesss .. Say no to bribery !!! ..

 

It takes two hands to clap ... So use one hand only dats for to slap this ppl face for taking bribes !! ....

[mfk74]

yesss .. Say no to bribery !!! ..

 

It takes two hands to clap ... So use one hand only dats for to slap this ppl face for taking bribes !! ....

 

previously , I did so..my M'sian fren always say...just give RM20 ..sure settle one..save the trouble....but now thinking back .why should i ? ..

 

SAY NO BRIBERY!!

[ORen]

That's true.

 

 

"engine breaking"? Or braking?

 

Beesket or basket? Lol

 

Hahahahahaha...Good catch ! Hahahhahahahaha...

[ORen]

@mfk74 :thumb: !!!!

[atipo]

The NEXT projek!!!

[SC Gaban]

something to share :

 

my conversation with M'sia TP 2 nights ago near JB CIQ while on the way back to SG.

TP: mister, u know ur offense?

Me: I do not know ...

TP: You beat the red light

Me: is it ? It ... was still no green light, sir. (confirmed he want to find fault with me . He think I'm fool ha? red light also want beat when already know there is a TP)

TP: Mr. Kasi license ... (while studying the license) Mr often go in JB?

Me: quite frequent (wa lau eh, ask irrelevant questions) ...

TP: Have house in JB?

Me: Yes, @ Gelang Patah( I hentam only.. in lawhouse ... hehehe)

TP: This is a huge mistake ... so i have to summon u for the offence beating traffic lights ....

Me: Ok la ... (simply answer, nvr appeal also)

TP restless already, maybe I do not "counter offer" him ... kekekeke

TP: Ok la .. this time, sir I give you a chance ... do not do it again next time ...

Me: Oh thank you sir .. (move on with a big smile) .....

 

Lucky my$ $ $ nvr fly ...

 

btw..was driving ,not riding

 

hahas. few months ago, kena caught in the daylight at larkin bus terminal while encountered a road block with speedaddict(on his ex pulsar 180 ug2). we were stopped and moved aside by the tp. i was on my ug3.

 

tp: ur license n n registration pls. (we handed him our lisence n ic)

tp: ur road tax pls.

me: huh? road tax? alamak, i never bring la encik.

tp: y u never bring? u know must bring along ur road tax

me: really? i tot they can scan our plate nos and trace it.

tp: no no, u must have ur rd tax. u must comply to malaysian law.

me: ooo, cos in sg, i never practice carying my roadtax along. tp in sg can just scan our no plate and trace it with their tech gagdget thingy.

tp: is dis ur bike?

me: yes it is.

tp: u sure?

me: yes of corse im sure.

tp: we can confiscate ur bike u know. cos u dun have rd tax.

me: but i dun have it with me right now. see, my friend(pointing at speed) here doesnt bring his rd tax along also.

(and out of the blue, speed handed over his road tax. -_-..... y the heck did he bring his rd tax along?!!)

tp: u see, ur friend brought his rd tax. wat about u?

(i just gave a shoulder. there was a 2 min silence. after that, the tp walk back n forrth few times. we just kept silent)

tp: ok. this time i let u go. next time dun 4get to bring ur rd tax.

me: okies.

[mastera7x]

Hahahahahaha...Good catch ! Hahahhahahahaha...

 

i was there listening to this "basket" conversation!!!!! hahahahaha...

[mastera7x]

i know for some this might be an act on impulse but i feel like "upgrading" my ug4 to the 200NS..

hmmm

[mfk74]

i know for some this might be an act on impulse but i feel like "upgrading" my ug4 to the 200NS..

hmmm

 

If u dont lose too much & yet can afford it ,why not?

[Ardian]

hahas. few months ago, kena caught in the daylight at larkin bus terminal while encountered a road block with speedaddict(on his ex pulsar 180 ug2). we were stopped and moved aside by the tp. i was on my ug3.

 

tp: ur license n n registration pls. (we handed him our lisence n ic)

tp: ur road tax pls.

me: huh? road tax? alamak, i never bring la encik.

tp: y u never bring? u know must bring along ur road tax

me: really? i tot they can scan our plate nos and trace it.

tp: no no, u must have ur rd tax. u must comply to malaysian law.

me: ooo, cos in sg, i never practice carying my roadtax along. tp in sg can just scan our no plate and trace it with their tech gagdget thingy.

tp: is dis ur bike?

me: yes it is.

tp: u sure?

me: yes of corse im sure.

tp: we can confiscate ur bike u know. cos u dun have rd tax.

me: but i dun have it with me right now. see, my friend(pointing at speed) here doesnt bring his rd tax along also.

(and out of the blue, speed handed over his road tax. -_-..... y the heck did he bring his rd tax along?!!)

tp: u see, ur friend brought his rd tax. wat about u?

(i just gave a shoulder. there was a 2 min silence. after that, the tp walk back n forrth few times. we just kept silent)

tp: ok. this time i let u go. next time dun 4get to bring ur rd tax.

me: okies.

 

What does our road tax got to do with their road..?

[mfk74]

Hi all, need to ask something...

 

Anyone know anybody that do helmet spraying...I know Fabiano use to provide the service...but not sure how to get him..

 

And roughly how much does it cost ? 1 colour no pattern.....

[alvinyansg]

anyone interested to go for this?

organised by another group called Light Riders...

 

2D1N trip to Mersing (approx 300 km to-n-fro) fr May 19~20, Sat~Sun

Set off at 0900 h, travel an average speed of 90 kph along trunk roads and arrive at around lunch time.

After checking into our humble abodes, we can go to a nearby waterfall.

Then we source for BBQ stuff.

When it is cooler in the late afternoon or early evening, we can fly kites.

We will eat, drink and chat into the night thereafter. There won't be any Wi-fi connections or TVs.

We set off for home on Sun morning.

[washabushi]

Not sure if I'm hallucinating or what...

My bike seems like having some electrical problem everytime after rain...

First it was spark sound...

Second was sudden lost of power when travelling at high speed/rpm

Wondering how water resistant our bike are towards rain...

[speedaddict]

Hi all, need to ask something...

 

Anyone know anybody that do helmet spraying...I know Fabiano use to provide the service...but not sure how to get him..

 

And roughly how much does it cost ? 1 colour no pattern.....

 

Can spray your own.. Very easy.. Ask Mobilenerd if dunno how..

[alvinyansg]

Not sure if I'm hallucinating or what...

My bike seems like having some electrical problem everytime after rain...

First it was spark sound...

Second was sudden lost of power when travelling at high speed/rpm

Wondering how water resistant our bike are towards rain...

 

hmmm...

had no problem even if parked under thunder storm or ride in one...

what is the spark sound you are talking about?

sudden lost of speed at what rpm/speed?

[Fredd]

What does our road tax got to do with their road..?

 

For bribery..dey will juz use anytin to make u at fault. So juz play safe bring ur rd tax along..even expired date also can coz dey dun understand.

[mjbs64]

Not sure if I'm hallucinating or what...

My bike seems like having some electrical problem everytime after rain...

First it was spark sound...

Second was sudden lost of power when travelling at high speed/rpm

Wondering how water resistant our bike are towards rain...

 

WD40 ... WD40 ... WD40 ... kekeke

[mjbs64]

What does our road tax got to do with their road..?

 

can anyone walk in n out of ur house like nobody buisness ? ... LOL

[alvinyansg]

WD40 ... WD40 ... WD40 ... kekeke

 

haha...

yah..

waterproofs also...

[mjbs64]

just to share .... my eldest hero kekeke

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w6bWsLeWhE8

 

 

watch out for the full 60 mins video launching during London Olympic 2012

[Ardian]

can anyone walk in n out of ur house like nobody buisness ? ... LOL

 

That's why we go through immigration.. Road tax got nothing to do with them, probably what @Fredd said is true.. Just to find fault, as usual..

[StrongBow]

haha. sometimes just have to face the facts. msia police ahhhh. just want more money. just finding more and more ways to get it.

to those who REALLY REALLY no fault, and hate to bribe. just dun give anything, see they let u go or not.

( i myself kenna one case where i nv speed ( CONFIRM NV SPEED ) yet kenna rm300 summon for going at 95km/h on a "80km/h" road )

 

to those who think they are in fault and want to get off easy, just bribe lo. hehe.

 

to those who nv do anything wrong yet dont want any trouble also just bribe.

 

to those who think they are in fault and dont like to bribe, just let them summon u lo.

 

 

Market Price for Bribe

 

Simple faults on the road like nv signal, abit speeding, tinted windows, illegal mods, no seatbelts - falls under rm20-30 category

 

Really overspeed, reckless driving, chiong red lights - rm50 or so

 

Driving without license ( resulting in car kenna confiscate ) or more serious offences rm200

 

gauge urself la huh. haha this one rough estimation

 

my friend once knocked into a young children playing on the road accidentally (nth serious happened to kid)

paid rm1000 to police (cos the kid was malay so police suddenly very hardworking, no racism intended)

paid another rm1000 to family. thing was settled like thin air.

[Ardian]

haha. sometimes just have to face the facts. msia police ahhhh. just want more money. just finding more and more ways to get it.

to those who REALLY REALLY no fault, and hate to bribe. just dun give anything, see they let u go or not.

( i myself kenna one case where i nv speed ( CONFIRM NV SPEED ) yet kenna rm300 summon for going at 95km/h on a "80km/h" road )

 

to those who think they are in fault and want to get off easy, just bribe lo. hehe.

 

to those who nv do anything wrong yet dont want any trouble also just bribe.

 

to those who think they are in fault and dont like to bribe, just let them summon u lo.

 

 

Market Price for Bribe

 

Simple faults on the road like nv signal, abit speeding, tinted windows, illegal mods, no seatbelts - falls under rm20-30 category

 

Really overspeed, reckless driving, chiong red lights - rm50 or so

 

Driving without license ( resulting in car kenna confiscate ) or more serious offences rm200

 

gauge urself la huh. haha this one rough estimation

 

my friend once knocked into a young children playing on the road accidentally (nth serious happened to kid)

paid rm1000 to police (cos the kid was malay so police suddenly very hardworking, no racism intended)

paid another rm1000 to family. thing was settled like thin air.

 

Thank god nothing serious happened to the kid, another scary thing about MY is that they like to take justice into their own hand.. I've seen with my very own eyes where the driver of a car was drag out of his car and beaten up and car smashed up..

[ORen]

Ardian I think you haven't collected your tshirt yet, have you? Can you please come down next Wed to grab it?