Funny and interesting comments from non-riders

[Blahhh]

Overheard somewhere:

 

#1: car or bike faster ar?

#2: car lah, becoz of more cc. unless u talking bout those low cc cars. but bike travel faster becoz can squeeze thru traffic.

[bernardk]

When I was 17 i thought theres Yamaha R1, R2, R3, R4 - R9 or something something. 9 being the biggest. heheh.

 

Silly.

 

Now got R15. LAGI big. Hahahahaha

[cougar]

When I was 17 i thought theres Yamaha R1, R2, R3, R4 - R9 or something something. 9 being the biggest. heheh.

 

Silly.

 

u can ask those noobs, which one bigger, S4, R6, or R1. Logically speaking the ascending order is R1 > R6 > S4.

But in biking world the power is from S4> R6 > R1.

[DM]

I call them ducks anyway. Its ok lah.

 

Some people call Yosemite National Park: Yos-mite. I call it 'Yosi-mi-te'......some call it 'Yo Seh-Mee-T"

 

the yanks call it yo seh meh tee. i don't even bother

[redbeacon]

Friend: Bike tp how ah?

Me: Like normal tp. ride the bike around the test route and do the necessary checking etc.

Friend: then the tester pillion behind you and assess you isit?

Me: Haiz. no they would record how we do and assess us.

 

If I were you I'd state yes and in fact, a chiobu TP sat pillion behind me assessing my riding skills.

 

[haoKR]

Now got R15. LAGI big. Hahahahaha

 

:cheeky:

[haoKR]

Overheard somewhere:

 

#1: car or bike faster ar?

#2: car lah, becoz of more cc. unless u talking bout those low cc cars. but bike travel faster becoz can squeeze thru traffic.

 

depends condition

[qeith]

Now got R15. LAGI big. Hahahahaha

 

Eh bro think you forgot about the R125. That's the biggest already!

[papabread79]

My bike biggest. R1200.

 

Hahahahahahahahaha.

[knucklehead]

my frend:hw to change gear

me:there(pointing to e gear shift pedal)

my frend:huh?

dan i explain how it works,n where is gear 1,neutral,2-5

my frend: ok.dan reverse gear ?

 

you talking bout this?

found it on youtube.. wahhaa! (ok i dont know how to post vids here but here's the link anyway.. who say bike got no reverse gear?wahaha!)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J4GmZMOfvI

 

 

Eh bro think you forgot about the R125. That's the biggest already!

 

r125 win hands down ~!

[swiftee]

Friend: Bike tp how ah?

Me: Like normal tp. ride the bike around the test route and do the necessary checking etc.

Friend: then the tester pillion behind you and assess you isit?

Me: Haiz. no they would record how we do and assess us.

 

haha i got this also

[CSV]

wah, this thread damn funny.

 

look at all the ignorant people.

 

but i really cannot stand it when people see you bike, auto means you are one class lower.

 

"your son ride bike!?"

"yeah."

"he also smoke right?!"

 

nbcb. i don't smoke, i dont do drugs, i dont screw animals. so please stop ASSuming.

[4th_Espada]

wah, this thread damn funny.

 

look at all the ignorant people.

 

but i really cannot stand it when people see you bike, auto means you are one class lower.

 

"your son ride bike!?"

"yeah."

"he also smoke right?!"

 

nbcb. i don't smoke, i dont do drugs, i dont screw animals. so please stop ASSuming.

 

nice one man..

[Kevs]

Non-riders I met: "Eh, raining leh, so heavy somemore.. How?"(refering to me, when I need to ride)

 

Me(to make fun): "Take umbrella lor..."

(Well, in truth, I dont bother even if its a thunderstorm, rain gear on & off I go)

 

Non-riders: "Huh? You sure? Can meh?"

 

Me:

 

Fast forward till a trip to upnorth recently, I swear that I did saw someone riding & using an umbrella whilst in the rain!!

 

To which, when I came back, I told the non-riders:

 

"Eh, really got ppl ride in the rain with an umbrella lor.."

 

Their expressions are really damn priceless......

Edited May 27, 2010 by Kev's

[aRcHeR]

Overheard somewhere:

 

#1: car or bike faster ar?

#2: car lah, becoz of more cc. unless u talking bout those low cc cars. but bike travel faster becoz can squeeze thru traffic.

 

then how come my 125cc bike can overtake a lambo?? :angel:

 

oh, i forgot, traffic light to traffic light he got headstart, but stop line i overtook him..

[Kevs]

Frm a close ♀friend who doesnt ride: "All bikers, smokes."

 

Me: "Eh, sweeping statement leh... Not everyone who rides, smokes de leh..."

 

Close ♀friend: "No leh, all the bikers I knew, smokes de loh."

 

Me: "Alamak, you're just implying those that you knew, but, not every rider smokes..."

 

Close ♀friend: "Ah.. Really ah.... Thought is fashion that those who rides will sure smoke de?.."

 

Me:

[GuiNNeSS]

If I were you I'd state yes and in fact, a chiobu TP sat pillion behind me assessing my riding skills.

 

 

I hope you emphasised on her ermm....46DD cushions is very very soft.

[GuiNNeSS]

Happened to me:

 

I pillioned a kinda 36dd gal on my S4.

 

Halfway to our destination, at a junction where we stopped. I suddenly realised that I couldnt see my right rear view mirror.

 

And I found out that I was actually laying on my tank.

 

I straighten up, and turned around to my pillion and asked her, why she pressed me down to the tank?

 

Her reply: She last time ride pillion, has to lean on the rider and put her hands on the tank.

 

I told her then, no need to do so, because we arent on a sports bike. And my last sentence before we move off the green light. "manz.....the guys are going to be so jealous that you arent on their bikes."

 

You frackers guys I dont know whether really riding sports bikes or not.......nearly broke my spine with that teaching pillion the wrong stuff.

[GuiNNeSS]

Happened to me:

 

I pillioned a kinda 36dd gal on my S4.

 

Halfway to our destination, at a junction where we stopped. I suddenly realised that I couldnt see my right rear view mirror.

 

And I found out that I was actually laying on my tank.

 

I straighten up, and turned around to my pillion and asked her, why she pressed me down to the tank?

 

Her reply: She last time ride pillion, has to lean on the rider and put her hands on the tank.

 

I told her then, no need to do so, because we arent on a sports bike. And my last sentence before we move off the green light. "manz.....the guys are going to be so jealous that you arent on their bikes."

 

You frackers guys I dont know whether really riding sports bikes or not.......nearly broke my spine with that teaching pillion the wrong stuff.

[bernardk]

wah, this thread damn funny.

 

look at all the ignorant people.

 

but i really cannot stand it when people see you bike, auto means you are one class lower.

 

"your son ride bike!?"

"yeah."

"he also smoke right?!"

 

nbcb. i don't smoke, i dont do drugs, i dont screw animals. so please stop ASSuming.

 

Frm a close ♀friend who doesnt ride: "All bikers, smokes."

 

Me: "Eh, sweeping statement leh... Not everyone who rides, smokes de leh..."

 

Close ♀friend: "No leh, all the bikers I knew, smokes de loh."

 

Me: "Alamak, you're just implying those that you knew, but, not every rider smokes..."

 

Close ♀friend: "Ah.. Really ah.... Thought is fashion that those who rides will sure smoke de?.."

 

Me:

 

Ahhhhhhhh hahaha you all never tell them that all bikers f**k also. And worst part they f**k ppl like you. Hahahahahaha...

[Kevs]

Ahhhhhhhh hahaha you all never tell them that all bikers f**k also. And worst part they f**k ppl like you. Hahahahahaha...

 

eh.. no lah.. that's also a sweeping statement onto bikers ourselves...

 

somemore she's ignorant abt the motorcycling scene lah..

 

& maybe her ex gave her a wrong mindset...

 

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Oh, another excerpts frm this ♀ friend:

"eh, what bike are you riding?"

 

me: "Phantom & Steed."(my ex-rides)

 

♀ friend: "Huh? What's that? Sports bikes ah?"

 

me: Cruisers. Machiam HDs..

 

♀ friend: "Aiyer.. So ah pek... Why you dont ride sports bikes? I like sports bikes.. Especially that what Honda R1.."

 

me: "小姐(Miss), not everyone has the same tastes what... & that's a Yamaha R1, not Honda..."

 

♀ friend: "Huh? Simi Yama simi? Aiyah, all sports bikes the same de lah..."

 

me: DOH!

 

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Neway, down the road, I explain to her what are the different types, brands of bikes.

& also, to clear some of her myths & salah mindset she has, most probably implanted by her ex:dot:

 

[zyrofillica]

Happened to me:

 

I pillioned a kinda 36dd gal on my S4.

 

Halfway to our destination, at a junction where we stopped. I suddenly realised that I couldnt see my right rear view mirror.

 

And I found out that I was actually laying on my tank.

 

I straighten up, and turned around to my pillion and asked her, why she pressed me down to the tank?

 

Her reply: She last time ride pillion, has to lean on the rider and put her hands on the tank.

 

I told her then, no need to do so, because we arent on a sports bike. And my last sentence before we move off the green light. "manz.....the guys are going to be so jealous that you arent on their bikes."

 

You frackers guys I dont know whether really riding sports bikes or not.......nearly broke my spine with that teaching pillion the wrong stuff.

 

pls lor even i ride scooter will also ask my female pillion to pressdown onto my tank. (oops wheres the tank? nvm, just imagine got tank)

 

i think you dun understand because guys and girls have different physiques. men's body has a small cavity/curvature at our back for the snug comfortable positioning of the female chest. hence, guys feel very comfortable and dun mind a female leaning forward on his back. girls dun have that curvature on their back, hence you find it uncomfortable and irritating

[Andox]

eh.. no lah.. that's also a sweeping statement onto bikers ourselves...

 

somemore she's ignorant abt the motorcycling scene lah..

 

& maybe her ex gave her a wrong mindset...

 

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Oh, another excerpts frm this ♀ friend:

"eh, what bike are you riding?"

 

me: "Phantom & Steed."(my ex-rides)

 

♀ friend: "Huh? What's that? Sports bikes ah?"

 

me: Cruisers. Machiam HDs..

 

♀ friend: "Aiyer.. So ah pek... Why you dont ride sports bikes? I like sports bikes.. Especially that what Honda R1.."

 

me: "小姐(Miss), not everyone has the same tastes what... & that's a Yamaha R1, not Honda..."

 

♀ friend: "Huh? Simi Yama simi? Aiyah, all sports bikes the same de lah..."

 

me: DOH!

 

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Neway, down the road, I explain to her what are the different types, brands of bikes.

& also, to clear some of her myths & salah mindset she has, most probably implanted by her ex:dot:

 

 

These type of girls ride pillion on sportsbike will auto fall into the category of "CHAIz"(vegetable).

[jtzx]

I hope you emphasised on her ermm....46DD cushions is very very soft.

 

Lolz.. xtra support i guess from the back.

 

Happened to me:

 

I pillioned a kinda 36dd gal on my S4.

 

Halfway to our destination, at a junction where we stopped. I suddenly realised that I couldnt see my right rear view mirror.

 

And I found out that I was actually laying on my tank.

 

I straighten up, and turned around to my pillion and asked her, why she pressed me down to the tank?

 

Her reply: She last time ride pillion, has to lean on the rider and put her hands on the tank.

 

I told her then, no need to do so, because we arent on a sports bike. And my last sentence before we move off the green light. "manz.....the guys are going to be so jealous that you arent on their bikes."

 

You frackers guys I dont know whether really riding sports bikes or not.......nearly broke my spine with that teaching pillion the wrong stuff.

 

pls lor even i ride scooter will also ask my female pillion to pressdown onto my tank. (oops wheres the tank? nvm, just imagine got tank)

 

i think you dun understand because guys and girls have different physiques. men's body has a small cavity/curvature at our back for the snug comfortable positioning of the female chest. hence, guys feel very comfortable and dun mind a female leaning forward on his back. girls dun have that curvature on their back, hence you find it uncomfortable and irritating

 

Depends on the bike you'r riding also... Other then cruiser which have a backrest at the back, all other bike is better to lean forward with the rider.. Thats why i don't pillion guys. My bike is meant to pillion females only. Reason : lighter in KG also..

 

Frm a close ♀friend who doesnt ride: "All bikers, smokes."

 

Me: "Eh, sweeping statement leh... Not everyone who rides, smokes de leh..."

 

Close ♀friend: "No leh, all the bikers I knew, smokes de loh."

 

Me: "Alamak, you're just implying those that you knew, but, not every rider smokes..."

 

Close ♀friend: "Ah.. Really ah.... Thought is fashion that those who rides will sure smoke de?.."

 

Me:

 

agree with you kev.. When i talk to my classmates their replies is +/- the same as that...

 

But some of my friends see the idea of riding. The freedorm compared to a car..

 

Bikers = smokers is a totally NONO..

[swiftee]

Frm a close ♀friend who doesnt ride: "All bikers, smokes."

 

Me: "Eh, sweeping statement leh... Not everyone who rides, smokes de leh..."

 

Close ♀friend: "No leh, all the bikers I knew, smokes de loh."

 

Me: "Alamak, you're just implying those that you knew, but, not every rider smokes..."

 

Close ♀friend: "Ah.. Really ah.... Thought is fashion that those who rides will sure smoke de?.."

 

Me:

 

wah, this thread damn funny.

 

look at all the ignorant people.

 

but i really cannot stand it when people see you bike, auto means you are one class lower.

 

"your son ride bike!?"

"yeah."

"he also smoke right?!"

 

nbcb. i don't smoke, i dont do drugs, i dont screw animals. so please stop ASSuming.

 

but of the riders i know... out of 10, 9 will smoke

and usually i am the remaining 1... i dont smoke