MSR - Malay Sportsbikes Riders...

[indra636]

Originally posted by n_e__n_e@May 26 2006, 08:57 AM

Aie:

Buah duku buah langsat,

kalau memilih tengok jgn berulat,

Bukan niat hati nak mengurat,

tapi mmg buah dorang, fuiyoh!!! Dashat-dashat.... kau punya pantun kelakar gila hehehheheheh

 

 

Servo: Ko bley jadi kiter punya tuan penasihat ah.

 

 

cmr6: Betol pe, bley blg tu anak takyah perah minyak. Acherly aku rasa dia boring kena keje mlm and tengok budak-budak sumer lepak and nak pergi riding.

 

 

boyhiker: KAlau ko pon nak pergi, picit dok. Aku masih ader ticket lagi. Cepat skit selagi stock masih ader. Yok pergi Dhubai!!!

 

 

Kambing: Amciam? Takde citer ke? Aku rasa dah tak tahan nak naik XR4 motard ah....wekrhekhe....

[street_racer]

selamat pagy kengkawan...

 

ngah boring ni....

 

apa korang ckp semua aku lost... tak faham..cuma faham faham ajer...

 

satu hari ada baik jugak aku join korang nyer outing.... tapikan moto korang semua besau besau... mcm mana aku nak join..

[street_racer]

servo apa korang ckp tu agak betul jugak...

 

semenjak-menjak ni polis hari ni lebih cenderung pada "service-oriented". Matter of time ajer SPF(Singapore Police Force) akan bertukar menjadik SPS(Singapore Police Service)..

 

Jadik kalau any one of teh officers kene complain, amat leceh betul procedure ni untuk dorang ie kene amik statement lah itu lah ini lah..banyak internal investigation..

 

So kalau dorang nak act punk (selalunya mereka yg baru masuk force) gunakan wildcard ni ie cara yg disyorkan Servo... insya allah mujarab ..

 

anyway mcm mana aku tau ni semua.. tak usah tanya..biar tuhan saja yg tau

[n_e_o_o_n_e]

Kalau sesaper nak join outing, niari aku rasa kita masok 2nd link. Maybe dudok kejap makan or what lah. Tapi not that late pasal ader yg kena balik siang.. (lalalala....) Sesaper mau join picit kambing. Dia yg organize every friday nye outing. Wkehrkeke......

 

Btw, cashcard sendirian berhad. Werkhekekhe.... (aku pon samer kekadang tak bawak...)

[Aie]

Originally posted by servoprax@May 26 2006, 08:31 AM

I had a similar experience. "eh mat, lebih baik kau jalan. ini tempat bukan tempat letak motor" . Now the second sentence is clearly understood but the phrase " eh mat" really puts me off. Now the tone was definitely in a high pitch manner or otherwise angry tone. Although we know it is our fault, the officer could have approached us in a tactful manner. Addressing a civilian with Eh MAT, is definitely not in their books of conduct. I made a report to the nearest NPP. IO responded and apologised for the incident.

 

In Singapore, all Malay bikers are tagged with the term Mat Motor or Mat in short. I guess naturally that the Malay police officer called you Mat because of this mindset. The funny thing is, police officers everywhere in the world are tagged with the term 'pig'. The funny thing is, had you acknowledged his order with, "Baiklah BABI. Saya alihkan motor saya sekarang," you would have definitely been arrested. Sometimes I don't understand why there must be double standards to people's mindset. If that officer can call you Mat, then I see no wrong with you calling him Babi...

[Aie]

Originally posted by n_e__n_e@May 26 2006, 08:57 AM

Aie:

Buah duku buah langsat,

kalau memilih tengok jgn berulat,

Bukan niat hati nak mengurat,

tapi mmg buah dorang, fuiyoh!!! Dashat-dashat....

 

 

Neo:

 

Buah duku buah langsat,

kalau memilih tengok jgn berulat,

Jika bukan niat hati nak mengurat,

Kenapa mata terjojol lihat penuh nikmat???

 

Sang isteri bertanding di atas pentas

Sang suami chwee lima kilo semangka

Lama sangat chwee boleh jadi lemas

Isteri dah di belakang tanpa disangka-sangka...

[n_e_o_o_n_e]

Originally posted by Aie@May 26 2006, 11:59 AM

Neo:

 

Buah duku buah langsat,

kalau memilih tengok jgn berulat,

Jika bukan niat hati nak mengurat,

Kenapa mata terjojol lihat penuh nikmat???

 

Sang isteri bertanding di atas pentas

Sang suami chwee lima kilo semangka

Lama sangat chwee boleh jadi lemas

Isteri dah di belakang tanpa disangka-sangka...

Mata terjojol hanya melihat,

memerhati dengan best dan penoh nikmat,

menyaksikan free show boleh jadi gamat,

Tapi tu sumer tontonan, sedikit jahat pon tak tersirat.

 

 

Kalau tengah chwee dengan muker selamba,

isteri pat blkg tak tau dan tak sangka,

kalau kena tanya ckp je takde pape,

"Tu sumer my fren. Kiter frenship-frenship aje."

 

Muahkahkahkah.......

[kambing]

wakakkakak panton ka...

 

buah smangka lima kilo...

enak diramas jari jemari..

akooo tauuuu asal neo tak mintak nombor..

pasal bodyguard isteri ramai pat tepi...

 

Event : 2nd link.. makan chill Singgah Slalu atau Stulang

Time : 2230hrs

Meetup : Boon Lay Nasi Lemak

Orgy : kambing (92475167)

Note : Cashcard sendirian berhad..

 

1. kambing (confirmed)

2. cmR6 (confirmed.. nak burnout tayar baru)

3. neo(70% jadi.. lagi 30% akan dikonspermankan nanti)

4. wacko (insyallah.. maknanya jadi la tu)

5. sham (smalam cakap dia ada date ngn emah.. jadi dia pass)

6. karman (amacamzz???)

7. boyhiker (???)

 

pls add on to the list if you wanna join

[RedressMe]

khekhekhe.. Love tha rhymin thingies there.

 

Dn quite get wat it exactly means but it's very rappy-like wit a certain twist. Great work!!

 

Chinese has sumthin' similar as well.. Real funny, but doesn't rhyme tat well.. No, no, not tha nang bo ti nang thingy, neo. khekhekhe

 

Event : 2nd link.. makan chill Singgah Slalu atau Stulang

Time : 2230hrs

Meetup : Boon Lay Nasi Lemak

Orgy : kambing (92475167)

Note : Cashcard sendirian berhad..

 

1. kambing (confirmed)

2. cmR6 (confirmed.. nak burnout tayar baru) - I swear i wont be behind u @ any tym. : )

3. neo(70% jadi.. lagi 30% akan dikonspermankan nanti)

4. wacko (insyallah.. maknanya jadi la tu)

5. sham (smalam cakap dia ada date ngn emah.. jadi dia pass)

6. karman (amacamzz???)

7. boyhiker (???)

8. Redressme ( RDM: will bring cashcard & new camera & mayb a female pillion s well )

9. Nastroazzuro ( He mite probably make it )

 

pls add on to the list if you wanna join

[n_e_o_o_n_e]

Originally posted by kambing@May 26 2006, 01:33 PM

wakakkakak panton ka...

 

buah smangka lima kilo...

enak diramas jari jemari..

akooo tauuuu asal neo tak mintak nombor..

pasal bodyguard isteri ramai pat tepi...

 

pasal bodyguard memang ramai sekali,

malulah aku kena flank kanan dan kiri,

walau takbley menggatal tapi tetap bley chuwee,

tersengeh-sengeh macam mama mabok todi....

 

WEKRHEHEKHEKE......

[SKIMMER]

Originally posted by n_e__n_e@May 26 2006, 02:54 PM

pasal bodyguard memang ramai sekali,

malulah aku kena flank kanan dan kiri,

walau takbley menggatal tapi tetap bley chuwee,

tersengeh-sengeh macam mama mabok todi....

 

WEKRHEHEKHEKE......

ade saja lah kau ni bro...bagus jugak korang ni main pantun-memantun ye...

[TLK24]

Originally posted by n_e__n_e@May 26 2006, 02:54 PM

pasal bodyguard memang ramai sekali,

malulah aku kena flank kanan dan kiri,

walau takbley menggatal tapi tetap bley chuwee,

tersengeh-sengeh macam mama mabok todi....

 

WEKRHEHEKHEKE......

kalau abg neo sempat nak chuwee,

kenapa tak mintak nombornye sekali,

kalau takut, kan bole mintak tolong sahabat pena,

bak kata orang, cakap tak guna tembak tak kena.

 

ini pantun hanya rekaan semata-mata

buat tersenyum disiang hari

pada mereka yang masih membuta

tunggu apa lagi, cepatlah mandi

 

[Aie]

Originally posted by SKIMMER@May 26 2006, 03:01 PM

ade saja lah kau ni bro...bagus jugak korang ni main pantun-memantun ye...

Kata MSR. Orang Melayu penuh tradisi dan budaya pe. Ni baru Neo, TLK24 dan kambing berpantun. Belum bergurindam lagi. Once dorang start gurindam, dengan kau dan aku sekali, berdesup entah ke mana...

[indralove]

Originally posted by Phryford@May 26 2006, 02:57 AM

hmm .. Bro, ko banyak sgt tgk CRASH videos lar...

 

Btw..aku pun ader plan nak amik DRZ siak... tu Motard nyer race manyak shiok tgk... Power SLide dier yang buat best...ARGH!..GERRAM!

Entah eh .. aku skarang pun tgh confused .. It's just a matter of days... if not week b4 the dateline of the K4 600...

 

Maybe i'll just take out the K4 first ... or i'm gonna miss all the outings like tonite's outing that i'm gonna missed.

[servoprax]

Originally posted by Aie@May 26 2006, 11:43 AM

In Singapore, all Malay bikers are tagged with the term Mat Motor or Mat in short. I guess naturally that the Malay police officer called you Mat because of this mindset. The funny thing is, police officers everywhere in the world are tagged with the term 'pig'. The funny thing is, had you acknowledged his order with, "Baiklah BABI. Saya alihkan motor saya sekarang," you would have definitely been arrested. Sometimes I don't understand why there must be double standards to people's mindset. If that officer can call you Mat, then I see no wrong with you calling him Babi...

Fortunately for me that time, i did not answered back. i just smiled and walked away. I was fore-warned on similar incidents by PO friends.

 

Being on the ball is one issue but being lashed at with the language and tone is another thing.

 

there is another scenario which i will share with u guys if i meet u. concerns how u wud know that u might be summoned on not by just watching his words. another day....

[n_e_o_o_n_e]

Originally posted by Aie@May 26 2006, 03:31 PM

Belum bergurindam lagi. Once dorang start gurindam, dengan kau dan aku sekali, berdesup entah ke mana...

Kalau tak gurindam kita hisap gudang garam.

[Aie]

Originally posted by n_e__n_e@May 26 2006, 06:36 PM

Kalau tak gurindam kita hisap gudang garam.

Aku lebih suka kalau aku ada kapal di laut, gedung di darat...

[kambing]

wan(servo)..

joinin us tonite bro?

[macan_putih]

gi second link mlm ni tak ajak pun...nama aku tak ada..lupa ah mungkin moto kecik tu pasal

[kambing]

abang khai..

mai jom... pi 2nd link...

mai la...

ala la la bucuk bucuk majok ke...

10.30 k

[FuLL of SoRRoW]

hari ni...

ada superhero to the rescue..

rescue me from all my troubles...

alahai pey touching....

wakakakaka...

sapakah dia..?

ni lah bukti2 nyer...

 

left over food... lupa nak petik bila starting

 

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz3.jpg

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz2.jpg

 

ah ni dier abg smart...

yg makan sama2.. makan nak share2 jer... hahaha

 

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz.jpg

 

sachok siak

 

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz4.jpg

[kambing]

Event : 2nd link.. makan chill Singgah Slalu atau Stulang

Time : 2230hrs

Meetup : Boon Lay Nasi Lemak

Orgy : kambing (92475167)

Note : Cashcard sendirian berhad..

 

1. kambing (confirmed)

2. cmR6 (confirmed.. nak burnout tayar baru)

3. neo(70% jadi.. lagi 30% akan dikonspermankan nanti)

4. wacko (insyallah.. maknanya jadi la tu)

5. guesswho (cancel date ngn emah.. most prob ikot kalau emah tak ajak balek oops)

6. phryford (rahsia bocor pi dating ngn *cough* *cough* tadi ptg.. akan call lepas jamming)

7. redressme (jgn lupa bawak jacket ye.. sejuk tau.. *winkz*)

8. nastroazzuro (barang import)

9. macan_putih (jgn marah haaaaaaa)

10. servoprax (erm.. pegi tak bro)

11. boy (member cmr6 yg bawak super4.. most prob datang)

12. boyhiker (turun tak?)

13. maxpgm4 (wacko.. ajak abg ko skali ar)

 

*emotional support*

1. aie (recovering)

2. indralove (waiting for k4? or drz? to come out shop)

3. quikslvr (claims keje nite shift.. suspected pi gonjeng².. hehe)

4. Full Of Soghow (i noe what you did last summer.. wakakkakaka)

5. SKIMMER (menanti green goblin.. erkkk black goblin join the 299 gang)

6. TLK24 (gi jb siang with the haya gang)

7. duc999 (shitlisted for safety purposes.. :cheeky)

 

pls add on to the list if you wanna join..

[kambing]

Originally posted by FuLL of SoRRoW@May 26 2006, 10:06 PM

hari ni...

ada superhero to the rescue..

rescue me from all my troubles...

alahai pey touching....

wakakakaka...

sapakah dia..?

ni lah bukti2 nyer...

 

left over food... lupa nak petik bila starting

 

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz3.jpg

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz2.jpg

 

ah ni dier abg smart...

yg makan sama2.. makan nak share2 jer... hahaha

 

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz.jpg

 

sachok siak

 

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h208/datillo/MSR/karmz4.jpg

dalam diam pi dating..

smart mamat abes.. kekekekekkekekek

aku, sham ngn cmr6 stakat minom air tebu ngn makan nasi ayam pat beach rd..

korang pi swensons??????

rabuxxxxxxxxxxxx

[wacko]

maklum lah bing..

b;day prang tu..

kena smart mamat lah..

silap man tak ikut..

ader b'day surprise..

oops...

:cheeky:

[kambing]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

boing!! boing!! boing!!..